On the beach, eight guests gathered to take a group promotional photo.
Xie Mi was in high spirits with his hands on his hips, not affected by the handcuffs at all.
On the other hand, Xiao Jingxi, who was handcuffed with her, almost went into shock along the way.
He stood up with great difficulty, his legs trembling, but his face still showed an extremely affectionate look.
"I know you have resentment towards me in your heart. If this can make you feel better, then I am willing to bear it."
"As long as you don't ignore me, I'll be happy no matter how you hit me or scold me."
Xie Mi rolled up his sleeves, "Really?"
Xiao Jingxi was startled, and the words on his lips suddenly changed direction, "But then again——"
"Being too violent on the show is ultimately not a good thing."
"Teachers, please get ready!" Fortunately, the photographer spoke in time and saved Xiao Jingxi, who was sweating profusely.
"Let's start with a group of running photos! Everyone run in the direction of my finger, try to run naturally, don't deliberately slow down your movements, I will capture them!"
"Come on, get ready—run!"
As soon as the words fell, the eight people started running.
Running in the front was Xu Shuangrong. She had many experiences in magazine shooting, so she was very skilled. When she ran, her movements were natural and unpretentious. Her chin was slightly raised and her face was facing the halo, with a bright and energetic smile.
The photographer looked at Xu Shuangrong in the camera and nodded with satisfaction.
Who said that the guests on this show take abstract photos? Isn't this quite...
His gaze fell on the people behind him, and his mental activity came to an abrupt halt.
I am a master of abstraction!
No. 1 abstract master Qiu Chengye, is he worried about something when he sticks out his chest and hips? Is he cosplaying as Tom Cat?
No. 2 abstract master Lai Bingxuan, her running movements are very standard but her eyes are so determined, is she going to join the army? !
No. 3 Abstract Master Xiao Jingxi, how about we remove the handcuffs? The white eyes are pulled out! !
No. 4 Abstract Master Xie Mi, please let Xiao Jingxi go, he seems to be broken.
No. 5 Abstract Master Chen Yuqing, a handsome guy with super model proportions, why did he have to step on Xiao Jingxi's heels! ! (He even stepped on both of Xiao Jingxi's shoes)
Liu Woxing and Yu Jinche, No. 6 and No. 7, are you still taking pictures? Your eyes are so eager to stick to the three people in front of you! !
"Well, simply running might still be too boring. Let me draw up a scenario for you teachers."
The photographer poked his head out from behind the camera and smiled awkwardly but politely.
"Just pretend that you are jogging with a group of friends in the morning. You can talk and laugh, play around and whatever. Just act naturally. Let's go back to where we were just now and do it again."
When it comes to simulating morning jogging, most people are still a little slow to react.
Model student Xu Shuangrong was the first to demonstrate and took the initiative to run. While running, she said to Qiu Chengye beside her, "Mr. Qiu, you got up really early today. What are you going to have for breakfast?"
Qiu Chengye paused for a moment, then responded, "Oh, just eat something."
"Is that so? Then we can go to the breakfast shop together later..."
With Xu Shuangrong's imitation, the others also knew what was going on, so they pretended to start jogging in the morning.
Lai Bingxuan: "Oh, it's so hot. Has the sun come out yet? What time is it? It's already eight o'clock."
Liu Woxing: "It's a nice day today, what do you think?"
Yu Jinche: "It's raining."
Liu Woxing: “…”
The photographer looked at this group of people with a frown on his face.
What a contrived sitcom performance...
But it doesn't matter, at least it does look much more harmonious in the camera, as long as I keep shooting like this...
"Family! I caught a wanted criminal while jogging in the morning, and I've already handcuffed him!"
A righteous voice came from the crowd.
The photographer was stunned.
The people running in front looked back in confusion and saw Xie Mi running with Xiao Jingxi like a prisoner.
Lai Bingxuan was the first to react, "I know him! He's the wanted criminal with low intelligence that was mentioned on TV a few days ago!"
The detained Xiao Jingxi: "?"
It’s fine if he’s a wanted criminal, but why do you have to add the mental retardation?
Liu Woxing also reacted, "Catch him!"
"You guys--" Xiao Jingxi just wanted to struggle, but his head was pressed down in an instant.
The person holding him down is the righteous policeman, Chen Yuqing.
"We are grateful to this citizen for his cooperation in sacrificing his life and helping us capture this important wanted criminal."
"This is what I should do!" Xie Mi said seriously.
Xu Shuangrong realized that this was a good opportunity to win Xie Mi's favor, so she stepped forward and said, "The prisoner seems to want to escape. Should we do something?"
Xiao Jingxi, whose arms were held down and head was pressed, unable to move, asked: "?"
Does he look like he can run away? ! !
But someone just happened to take the role.
"I suspect he wants to harm the masses. I suggest depriving him of his ability to move first!" Xie Mi said with great sorrow.
Someone said at this moment, "Hit him!"
So one call led to a hundred responses.
"Hit him!"
“Hit him!!”
A group of people rushed forward and started beating up Xiao Jingxi. Even Qiu Chengye, who was initially considered mentally retarded and unwilling to participate, rushed over and threw two punches.
The scene of eight friends having a morning jog party instantly turned into a scene where enthusiastic people captured a vicious criminal during their morning jog and suppressed the criminal.
The photographer's eyes were completely glazed over.
How can these people's thinking be so out of control!!!
[Hahahahahahahaha help me I’m laughing like crazy]
[The photographer is still young, and the words "free play" cannot appear in this group of people]
[Who still remembers the last drama, hahahahaha]
[You dare to let a bunch of crazy actors perform impromptu, are you trying to save your life? 】
[A world where only Xiao Jingxi is hurt]
Director Niu appeared at some point and patted the photographer on the shoulder.
He looked straight ahead, with a look of death in his eyes that seemed to have been tempered by thousands of trials and tribulations and made him feel indifferent to everything.
"Let's shoot it this way. This is the style that best suits this group of people."
Epilepsy.
During the daytime couple photo shoot, under his strong control, four sets of promotional photos that could be called for a romance variety show were obtained.
He is already content.
Next, let them show their true selves.
“…”
The photographer glanced at the chaos on the beach and finally bowed to fate, "Okay."
Just think of it as making a work of art.
It's art.
There is nothing that is not abstract.
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