Chapter 27: Classic of Classics, Let Me Test You



Xie Mi pushed the door and entered the box.

A handsome 185cm tall muscular man was waiting for her.

He was wearing a tight white T-shirt that clearly outlined his eight-pack abs.

The first sentence of my self-introduction was, "Hello, I am a sports major."

Really. 185cm tall athletic guy with eight pack abs.

Xie Mi was struck by lightning and was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

OK, she understands that tights are for showing off abdominal muscles, but what do these tight skinny pants and moccasins mean?

Did the production crew misunderstand her ideal type?

【puff】

[If it were me, I would be defeated immediately]

[It's so funny, program crew, please behave yourself]

[I went to the next room to take a look. Their blind date partners all looked normal. What does this mean? It means that the program team did not make a fuss about the ideal type. In other words, the program team really thinks this is Xie Jie’s ideal type.]

[Sister Xie: 6]

"Hello, what's your name?"

As a polite person, Xie Mi was not the kind of person who judged people by their appearance, so he sat down immediately and started communicating with him.

"My name is Wang Yaozu."

Wang Yaozu raised his chin proudly, "I've seen you before at a roadshow. What's your name?"

[Here it comes, here comes the first anger! 】

[She has come to this show, and she still asks her name. This is undoubtedly telling her, "You are not famous at all. I don't even know who you are." This is a naked provocation.]

As expected, Xie Mi became anxious.

"There are so many people shouting at the roadshow, what's wrong with me shouting twice?"

Wang Yaozu: “?”

【? 】

[……? ]

[Sister, you...]

Wang Yaozu almost collapsed, but his good professional ethics made him calm down immediately and put on a proud look.

"We have three large flats in the city center. My parents are both business executives. I am the only son in the family. Our family assets total eight figures, which is more than enough to support you. So if you want to marry me, you have to quit the entertainment industry. I don't like to be in the spotlight."

[Damn, this is a classic]

[I am already angry just by listening to it]

[With Sister Xie's mental state, shouldn't we just beat him up? 】

"I'm sorry, you may have misunderstood me."

Xie Mi elegantly picked up the coffee and took a sip. "I am not only a beautiful star, I am also a Nobel Prize reader, a Yadi electric car owner, a resident of the city where Tsinghua University and Peking University are located, and a postgraduate examination participant."

"So, if you want to marry me, you have to quit the family tree. I don't like being a son."

Wang Yaozu: “???”

[Nobel Prize? Peking University? Graduate student? Oh my god, Sister Xie is awesome! ! ]

【wrong】

[Haha ...

Wang Yaozu was not to be outdone and quickly brought up a new topic, "I think the three golds for marriage can be made of copper, which represents eternal love. The meaning is more important than the price, what do you think?"

Xie Mi: "That makes sense, so my wife can find silicone ones, after all, they are as good as glue."

Wang Yaozu was so angry that he pointed at her and kept saying "you you you" for a long time.

Xie Mi grinned, "Or find a dead person, to represent the dependence of life and death."

Wang Yaozu fainted from anger.

The staff member's urgent voice rang out in the headset, "Hold on, hold on! Your mission is to irritate her, not be irritated by her!!"

After hearing this, Wang Yaozu realized that he was recording a show, not on a real blind date.

Calm down, he needs to calm down.

"Let's talk about having children." He quickly found a new starting point. "I don't favor boys over girls. I want both boys and girls. You have to give me a boy and a girl to make a perfect couple."

It was such a sensitive topic, he didn’t believe that Xie Mi wouldn’t be angry!

Xie Mi calmly drank his coffee: "Go hang yourself, and make up a word for it."

Buzz!

The blow was fatal, and Wang Yaozu fainted from anger.

Looking at Xie Mi's heart rate again, it didn't even exceed 70, very stable.

The audience was convinced.

[My sister is so strong]

[If I could talk half as well as Sister Xie, I wouldn’t always run into weird blind date guys]

[Whoever feels good, I feel good anyway]

Xie Mi ended the blind date first and prepared to go downstairs to find something to eat.

But I heard a crazy roar coming from next door.

“Aa ...

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck hard!!"

Then Qiu Chengye rushed out of the door and rushed downstairs like a mad dog. The heart rate watch on his wrist was ringing wildly.

Good man, this is crazy.

If she remembered correctly, in the original text, Qiu Chengye met a yandere girl with a strong control desire, who strictly prohibited him from going to bars, drinking, or having any friends of the opposite sex.

This is indeed fatal to the playboy Qiu Chengye.

Walking to the door of a private room, Xie Mi heard an impassioned speech coming from inside.

The door was ajar, and through the crack one could see Liu Woxing and her blind date.

Liu Woxing sat upright as usual, listening to the other party's speech with a smile.

The other party talked proudly and complacently while speaking in a fatherly tone.

"You said you are very interested in corporate management? Then let me test you. What are the components of corporate strategy? What is the concept of corporate management? What is the basic form of a corporate enterprise?"

Seeing that Liu Woxing didn't say anything, he raised his eyebrows, "You can't tell me, you don't understand these things at all, right? Just tell me honestly that your hobby is shopping, I won't laugh at you."

Liu Woxing's eyes flickered slightly, but she was still smiling.

Xie Mi noticed that she clenched her fists under the table and her heart rate shown on her watch continued to rise.

Xie Mi couldn't help but think of the setting of the character Liu Woxing.

The youngest daughter in the family has been learning music, chess, calligraphy, painting and etiquette since she was young. She has been instilled with the idea that girls should be dignified and decent, so she always smiles, but in reality...

In this clip in the original text, Liu Woxing didn't know that the simulated blind date was a prank by the program team, and she also forgot the setting that an alarm would ring if her heart rate exceeded 120. So when the alarm rang and her anger was exposed, her image as a lady began to crack, and she showed a panic and helpless expression for the first time.

"I heard that you work in your own company and are a senior executive? I'm not saying anything bad about you. Although it is your family's business, professional positions should be reserved for professionals. What's wrong with you taking that position by relying on your status? Well, let me test you. Your company..."

Liu Woxing's fists hidden under the table kept tightening, and the heart rate shown on his watch was about to break the critical point.

Suddenly, a cold hand grasped her wrist and covered the watch display.

Liu Woxing was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized something and broke out in a cold sweat out of fear.

"Sir, you just said that you like reading classics, right?" Xie Mi stood beside her without her noticing, his lips half curled, his words full of mischief and interest.

"Then let me test you."

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