The production team knows how to proceed step by step, saving the most explosive moment until the end to give the audience some time to buffer.
But it turns out that the buffer time was still too little.
At first glance, this gangster and his woman seem to be fine, but...
Why is the gangster boss shorter than his woman? !
Even when his woman was wearing flat shoes!!!
[I thought I was mentally prepared, but I still didn’t do enough…]
[How did Mr. Shen agree to dress like this?]
[What else can I ask for? Old Xie gave it to me. Old Shen, please don’t love me too much.]
[At this point I have to wonder, was Old Shen caught by Old Xie when he was killing someone? ]
【Hahahahahahaha how could this scene be so funny! 】
Gangster boss Xie Mi and her woman Chen Yuqing.
For a moment it is hard to tell who is the one being protected.
The key is...
[I really can’t take my eyes off Lao Xie’s bald hood]
[Bald head, sunglasses, scar on face, and a big gold chain, the essence of a gangster is clear to you]
【Suggest strict investigation】
"How about it, can you still recognize me now?" Xie Mi asked proudly with raised eyebrows.
Her outfit is completely different. The headgear and the special effects makeup on her face make it completely unrecognizable who she is.
But this unique crazy temperament still cannot be ignored.
It was just like even if she covered her head completely, Chen Yuqing could still recognize her.
In order not to discourage her, Chen Yuqing suppressed the smile on his lips and spoke seriously.
“I don’t recognize it.”
"very good."
Xie Mi reached out to take a picture...but failed. She stood on tiptoe and patted Chen Yuqing on the shoulder, "No one will recognize you dressed like this. We are safe today. Let's go find some delicious food!"
The gangster stood on tiptoe, holding his woman's arm, and walked forward with great dominance.
At this point, all the heroes have assembled.
The nightmare of the townspeople also began from this moment.
…
[If a group of people like this suddenly appeared near my home, I would really call the police, no kidding]
[Except for the first few which are relatively normal, the ones after that are really getting more and more crazy]
[The class representative will summarize, they are the school girl, the takeaway boy, the milkman, the micro-business woman, the old man with lice, the spirited girl who shakes her hands when she disagrees with something, the bald scarred guy who is 165cm tall and his 185cm tall woman]
【My all-star lineup】
[Now it depends on who gets recognized first]
[I can’t recognize the first few, and I don’t dare to recognize the last few]
After finishing their costumes, the eight people started to move around the town.
The action plan is as follows: taste local food, find out what flavors local residents like, choose a dish you want to participate in the competition, learn from the chef, and finally go shopping for ingredients.
However, when they got to the food tasting session, someone was recognized.
The first person to be recognized was, unsurprisingly, Xiao Jingxi, who had changed his clothes but had no disguise on his face.
When the first fan called his name in the store, he raised his index finger and made a hushing gesture, then signed autographs and took photos with the fan, and comforted the fan until the fan quietly left, then he looked helplessly in the direction of the camera.
That look seemed to say: See, I knew it.
The audience was also unable to complain.
[Why do I feel like he's a little proud to be recognized?]
[The expression on her face is like "I knew I was the most popular and would definitely be recognized" helplessness]
[I guess Xiao Jingxi wore something so obvious just to be recognized]
[Upstairs ordered]
The second person to be recognized was Yu Jinche.
Although he has a bicycle as an aid, he inevitably has to stop to buy things in the store.
The boy's clear and bright temperament attracted attention. At first, some people just watched him from the side, but after gradually confirming him, they showed joy, and then cautiously stepped forward to ask.
"Hello, are you Yu Jinche?"
bite.
Call out the name and deduct one point.
Later, Xu Shuangrong, Liu Woxing and Lai Bingxuan were also recognized one after another.
Although the outfits of the spirited young girl and the micro-business woman are quite different, they are too eye-catching. Others can recognize them more or less if they stare at them curiously for a while.
So far, the only three people whose names have not been called out are Qiu Chengye, Xie Mi, and Chen Yuqing.
Xie Mi and Shen Yuqing were unrecognizable because of their terrifying temperament and outrageous attire.
Qiu Chengye, on the other hand, stayed away from the event because he was having convulsions throughout the entire event, which made people worry that he might have some problem.
The real high-end game has begun.
After learning about the current situation from the PD, Qiu Chengye immediately had evil thoughts.
He pretended to get up and go to the toilet, but in fact he secretly took off the microphone and squatted at the toilet door. When someone came in, he immediately told him: "The gangster boss in the store next door is Xie Mi!"
The visitor would be frightened by him at first, but soon he would be delighted, "Xie Mi? Are you serious? I just feel that 'he' has an extraordinary temperament!"
After several operations, Qiu Chengye showed a triumphant smile and walked out of the toilet pretending nothing had happened.
Sure enough, there was a commotion next door.
Originally, Xie Mi and Shen Yuqing were leisurely enjoying coffee in the coffee shop, but some people slowly gathered outside the shop, looking over here in various ways.
"Is it really Xie Mi? Looking at it this way, they do look a bit alike!"
"What are you looking at? Xie Mi? Is that Xie Mi from Liancha?"
"Wait, isn't that beautiful lady next to you Chen Yuqing?"
“Aaaaaaaaah!”
[What the hell, what's going on? Why are there so many people coming here all of a sudden?]
[No, how can this be recognized? No kidding, I was in the live broadcast room the whole time and I couldn't recognize it. These passers-by have such sharp eyes. I even suspect it's a script.]
【Old Xie and Old Shen, danger! 】
"Teacher Xie, it seems like we are being watched." Chen Yuqing picked up the coffee and pretended to taste it.
Xie Mi also raised his teacup to cover his mouth, "Now that things have come to this, running away will only arouse more suspicion."
"What does Teacher Xie mean?"
"It's a risky move."
After the two of them finished their conversation like agents, Xie Mi suddenly slammed the coffee cup on the table, pulled out a nunchaku from his belt and rushed out.
"Who the hell is peeking at my woman? I'll poke your eyes out!!"
After saying that, he started to have a seizure on the spot, shaking his head wildly and swinging his nunchakus wildly.
The passers-by were so frightened that they retreated one after another, and finally a group of people were chased by Xie Mi.
“Run, run as much as you can! No one will save you even if you run to the ends of the earth! Hehehehehe…”
"Fuck! This psycho is going to kill someone, run away--"
[This move is dangerous, but it is really useful]
[It has to be acted like one. If someone else does it, they will be exposed.]
[Old Xie is a leader in the field of acting in mental illness]
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