"Welcome everyone to watch the first shipbuilding competition of Love Police! Now is the shipbuilding time, let's go visit each group and see what's going on there!"
When the contestants were building the boat, the PD came online again, acting as a reporter and brought a camera to the boat-building site.
"First we came to Director A's group. Wow, they directly dismantled the bed board. Are they going to use the wooden bed board as a raft? It's a very clever idea!"
The assistant director was leading three tough guys to dismantle the long wooden table in the room. "The table legs are perfect for use as oars. Remove them for me!"
The strong men shouted loudly and chopped down with their knives. With a crackling sound, the long table was scrapped on the spot.
Director Niu looked at the scene numbly, then turned to his assistant and said.
"The cost of the B&B's wear and tear will be deducted from his salary."
"Okay, Director Niu."
[So this is what it means to use local materials]
[You know what, I think this bed board is really good]
The PD continued the interview, "Next up is guest group A, led by team leader Qiu Chengye."
"Hmm? They seem to have a disagreement on the selection of materials for shipbuilding?"
In the yard, Liu Woxing frowned slightly.
"A plastic tub is too deep to keep balance in the water. We should choose a flat base."
"What do you know as a woman?"
Qiu Chengye was so angry that he picked up the bathtub and rushed to the swimming pool. "I think you won't cry until you see the coffin! I must let you see it today..."
As soon as he put one foot into the bucket, he and the bucket fell into the water and sank.
“…Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.”
Liu Woxing: “…”
“How about a surfboard?”
Xu Shuangrong said, "Surfboards have buoyancy by themselves. If three surfboards are spliced and fixed together, four people should be able to sit on it."
Yu Jinche looked at the bubbles on the surface of the swimming pool, then retracted his gaze and smiled, "This is much more reliable than Mr. Qiu's idea."
[Captain Shadiao and his high IQ team members]
[Then the question is, what role does Qiu Chengye play in this team?]
[I know this, lower the opponent's vigilance]
"Now we come to Director Group B. Oh my god, they are a really powerful group. The material they chose is an inflatable mattress for camping. It's so clever that they use the inflatable mattress as an inflatable boat."
"But can this small mattress really support four strong men? I am already looking forward to it."
Four strong men were inflating the inflatable mattress. At the same time, they found a few yoga balls and tied them around the bed to further enhance the buoyancy.
[I bet on this, I feel this has hope]
[The buoyancy is enough, but it seems a bit light. If a wave hits you, will you really not be washed back to the starting point? ]
[I still bet on the raft]
"The last place we came to was the entrance of the grocery room. I heard that the guest group B led by Teacher Xie stayed in the grocery room from beginning to end. I wonder if they found some treasure? Let's take a look together."
PD smiled at the camera and said, then turned around and opened the door of the grocery room, "Dear teachers, I want to come in——"
"The eagle ties up the chicks!"
Swoosh——
A noose came straight at PD's face, and it went over her head in a flash, tying her up tightly.
Directly opposite, Xie Mi was pulling the other end of the rope, maintaining a posture of taking a big step to throw the rope out.
The two of them stared at each other.
"Thank you, Teacher. This is..."
"Sorry, I'm practicing the moves I'm going to use in a while. Accidental injury, accidental injury."
Xie Mi quickly took back the noose.
Only then did the PD see the situation in the grocery room clearly.
All four of them were wearing life jackets that looked like armor.
Xie Mi was wearing an iron bucket on his head, which seemed to be used for defense. He was holding a toilet plunger in his left hand and the noose that he had just thrown out in his right hand.
Chen Yuqing was half leaning on the shelf, wearing a baseball batting helmet on his head, holding a baseball bat in his hand, and leaning on the ground in a lazy posture.
Lai Bingxuan was wearing a safety helmet, with buoyancy boards tied to his feet and hands, holding a bucket in his left hand and a net in his right hand.
Xiao Jingxi didn't wear any protective gear on his head, he only held a long stick in his hand. The smile on his face seemed a little forced, and it was obvious that he was forced.
[All... all villains? ]
[It seems like a group of diligent boatmen have suddenly mixed in with some gangsters]
[Very accurate description]
PD hesitated, "Dear teachers, this is a boat building competition."
"Yes, our ship has been built." Lai Bingxuan took a step to the side, revealing an unidentified object behind him.
It looked like a 'boat' made by piecing together all sorts of random things that could be used in a utility room, and then fixing them with transparent tape and ropes. It basically wouldn't swim very far before it would fall apart.
PD looked at the extremely perfunctory 'ship' and then at the four people's carefully planned costumes.
Apparently, it takes five minutes to build a boat and fifty minutes to equip it.
The purpose is also quite clear.
"Teachers, please be safe."
[I think the other team should pay more attention to safety]
…
One hour is not enough time for shipbuilding, and each group is busy with preparations without any time to breathe.
Director Niu on the beach looked at his watch and picked up the loudspeaker.
"It's time to build a ship! Each team please bring your built boats and gather at the beach within five minutes!"
"Anyone who doesn't arrive within five minutes will be deemed to have forfeited!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the gate of the B&B suddenly opened, and a group of people carrying things came out one after another, like a tiger coming out of the mountain.
"Brothers, charge! We must win today and kill all the guest group members!"
The assistant director was carrying the bed board and screaming.
Qiu Chengye was not to be outdone, "Paddle hard, we must win today. If we lose, it's because you didn't listen to me just now..."
Yu Jinche stretched out his foot and tripped him.
"Puff——" Qiu Chengye plunged into the sand.
Liu Woxing, who witnessed the entire process of Yu Jinche's evil deeds, was a little surprised. He subconsciously opened his mouth to say something, but in the end he said nothing.
I just said it silently in my heart.
here you go.
"The strongest death squad has arrived!"
With a full-bodied roar, the armored corps led by Xie Mi broke out of the encirclement. A group of people, fully armed, carrying rags and shouting slogans, appeared on the scene.
The four ships were quickly ready on the beach. Except for a pile of rubbish that was unclear what kind of creature it was, each ship looked presentable.
Director Niu nodded with satisfaction.
"All teams please get in the water!"
Four boats were pushed into the water at the same time. With the careful and tedious production of each group, they all successfully passed the first hurdle -
Carrying four people and floating on the water without capsizing.
Joyful and morale-boosting voices were heard from each group.
Director Niu picked up Little Bee’s microphone.
"Everyone, get ready!"
"Contest--"
"Officially begins!"
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