Since ancient times, the kitchen has been the battlefield of romance variety shows, and this time is no exception.
Xie Mi and Shen Yuqing were supposed to be in charge of dinner, but Xiao Jingxi also came to join in the fun.
"Is there anything I can help you with?" He walked up to Xie Mi and gave what he thought was a charming smile.
"unnecessary."
The person who spoke was Chen Yuqing. He walked between Xiao Jingxi and Xie Mi, separating them, and said with a faint smile, "Having me is enough."
There is something else behind these words.
Xiao Jingxi's face turned green, and he pursed his lips as he was about to pass Chen Yuqing.
But every time he took a step to the left, Shen Yuqing took a step to the left; every time he took a step to the right, Shen Yuqing also took a step to the right, guarding against him closely.
Xie Mi turned around and saw this scene, and immediately rolled his eyes.
"You two are still dancing the waltz of love, right?"
[Hahahaha, thank you teacher for this mouth]
[This is the Xiong Jing, awesome! ]
[No way, Xiao Jingxi really has a crush on Old Xie? The news about them was so ugly before, isn't he embarrassed? ]
[Oh no, those messed up rumors were spread by brainless fans. There is no conflict between them. If Xiao Jingxi and Xu Shuangrong’s previous interactions were just to cooperate with the drama promotion, then Xiao Jingxi is single. What’s embarrassing about a single male guest pursuing a single female guest on a dating show? ]
[Don't worry about it, I just love watching Shura Field, Lao Xie is worth it! ]
While Chen Yuqing and Xiao Jingxi were dancing, Xie Mi had already started working.
Recalling the recipe in the original text, I heated up the oil in a pan, stir-fried the scallions and ginger, added the mushrooms and stir-fried until fragrant, then added water and simmered, simmered over high heat until the sauce thickened, and finally threw the pan away.
It was a truly hearty meal.
"Let me do it."
Chen Yuqing tied a black apron around her waist, rolled up her sleeves to reveal her fair wrists, and methodically sliced the ingredients, put them into the pan, fried them, stir-fried them, and finally sprinkled them with chopped cheese slowly and served them out of the pan.
It's just perfect.
If this creamy stewed mushrooms wasn't black.
“It’s amazing.”
Xie Mi looked at the dish and sighed sincerely, "You didn't put any black ingredients in it, but you were able to cook the white butter into black. In a sense, aren't you a genius?"
"Thank you for the compliment." Chen Yuqing was not at all modest.
Xiao Jingxi, who had just been splashed with water by Chen Yuqing and had to go back to change his clothes, was stunned when he saw this dish.
"What's this?"
Xie Mi: "Mushrooms stewed with squid ink, try it."
Xiao Jingxi smiled secretly in his heart, thinking that Xie Mi really still had feelings for him.
He walked over confidently, picked up a piece with a fork and put it in his mouth. As he chewed, his expression became a little strange.
"What does this dish originally taste like?"
Chen Yuqing half-leaned on the cooking table in a lazy manner, speaking in a casual tone.
"Sweet is normal, salty is abnormal."
Xie Mi: "Those who are poisoned will die."
When Xiao Jingxi heard this, he hugged the trash can and vomited.
[How can two kitchen killers be brought together?]
[Okay, okay, the postures are more powerful than each other, and the things they make are more awesome than each other]
[Xiao Jingxi: I am blessed to have you]
Finally, the two of them looked at the recipe on their phones face to face. After trying several methods and all failing, Xie Mi asked with a serious expression.
“Perhaps, have you ever tried mushroom sashimi?”
Chen Yuqing smiled and refused, "Let me go."
In the end, they used the most original method, boiling the mushroom slices and adding various seasonings.
Isn’t it a dish rich in flavor?
When the dishes were served, Xie Mi patted Qiu Chengye's shoulder and said heavily, "I will never say that the dishes you cooked look like shit again. You have to admit your cooking skills."
Qiu Chengye, who was caught in the crossfire for no reason, said: "?"
"Eat something light tonight to keep healthy." Liu Woxing spoke up at the right time to smooth things over. "It's getting late, let's all sit down and eat."
So everyone started using their chopsticks.
Fortunately, although this dish is light, it is not a dark dish after all. It is better than smelling shit, so they all accepted their fate.
While eating, Xie Mi discovered something was wrong.
"Xiao Jingxi, are you worried about something? Why are you pooping in a restaurant?"
Only then did everyone realize that Xiao Jingxi was squatting on the chair.
He stared blankly into the air, his hands pinching the air as if he was trying to grab something.
hiss……
Xie Mi looked at the mushrooms on the plate and vaguely smelled something wrong.
"Hey!"
Qiu Chengye suddenly jumped up three feet high and shouted angrily, "My pants are bulging and I'm jumping over everyone I see!"
"puff--!!"
Director Niu spat out all the water he had just drunk.
What nonsense are you talking about? !
【？ ？ ？ ？ ？ ？ ？ 】
[Why is this guy talking nonsense?]
[I knew that Master Qiu would go crazy sooner or later. His arrogant and domineering personality has been suppressed by Xie Mi for so long, he must have been suffocated a long time ago.]
“Bang!”
Liu Woxing suddenly stood up and slapped Qiu Chengye hard on the face, "Stop making so much noise! You are an ordinary man, you are so arrogant because your family has a little money. I really opened my eyes by stabbing my butt with a knife!"
“Wuwuwuwu…” Qiu Chengye was slapped and started crying, covering his face.
Liu Woxing rolled his eyes, sat down on the chair, picked up the chopsticks with two fingers, and took a deep breath.
"Cry, cry, cry! You have cried away all the blessings of this family!"
[……? ]
[Sister! Sister, what’s wrong with you? Sister, why are you crazy too? Sister! ! ]
[Damn... Is the recording intensity of this show so high? Even my best-tempered Miss Woxing was driven crazy]
Only Xie Mi knew that Liu Woxing was not driven crazy.
She just let her true nature show.
right.
Liu Woxing is a smoker and alcoholic in private.
Oops, that's not right.
Why are there subtitles below when Liu Woxing is speaking?
Xie Mi thought he had seen it wrong, and couldn't help squinting his eyes to look more carefully, but the scene in front of him became more and more blurry...
"Don't eat it! This food is poisonous!"
Xie Mi suddenly flipped the table over, grabbed a banana and leaped towards the living room with all his limbs, "I saw who poisoned you! Don't run! I'll stab you to death with this banana!!!"
The assistant director, who was being chased by her for no apparent reason, burst into tears.
"Help! Help!!!"
Chen Yuqing: “…”
He looked at the pot of mushrooms that had been overturned on the ground, thought for a few seconds, and asked, "You just said, where did these mushrooms come from?"
Xu Shuangrong: "Yun City."
"I remember the specialty there is mushrooms."
“…”
The case was solved, collective mushroom poisoning.
A few minutes later, Chen Yuqing and Xu Shuangrong's symptoms also appeared one after another.
So the whole style of painting changed.
Some people were running all over the place, some were crying, some were smoking and drinking, and some were pounding the ground...
[Ah, it’s been a long time since I’ve watched such a crazy show]
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