Looking at the three handsome photos sent by Chen Yuqing, Xie Mi kept them one by one according to his heart while narrowing his eyes.
"Where is the God of Wealth? How dare you play tricks on me? Oh, by the way, send me a few more photos. Are there any with abdominal muscles?"
【? You kid】
【You kid】
【I want one too】
[Me too]
Xie Mi's words resonated with many abs photo enthusiasts.
Chen Yuqing raised the corners of his mouth slightly. Instead of refusing, he even leaned closer to her ear and whispered softly.
"If you like, Mr. Xie, you can take the photo for me next time."
The man's voice was as mellow as wine, with a somewhat bewitching charm. It was transmitted to the live broadcast room through the microphone, immediately triggering a series of groundhog screams.
[Ahhhhhh, Old Shen, you are such a husband]
[Another chance to tease Lao Xie, right?]
[Everyone says he is a demon, but this is clearly a good omen! ]
[Damn it, it made my face blush]
Xie Mi suddenly looked up, his eyes shining, he swallowed his saliva and tried his best to hide his restless heart, then pressed Chen Yuqing's shoulder and said.
"That's a deal."
【？ 】
【Isn’t it Lao Xie you? 】
【Thank you, Sister? 】
【You kid】
[If you don’t want to be accused of eating alone by your sisters, post the photos you took on Weibo]
[You must have enjoyed your performance, damn girl. Let me act in two episodes.]
[I usually describe Xie Yu and Killing a Donkey as: the couple who eat each other very well]
Xiao Jingxi, the background character who had shouted twice but was ignored, finally couldn't stand it anymore and shouted.
"Director Niu is cueing the process! Please pay attention to the two people under the tree!!"
Director Niu, who was watching with great interest and a smile on his face, said: "?"
He cueed me again, right?
…
Under Xiao Jingxi's strong interference, Xie Yu's episode of killing the donkey and spreading sweet things was forced to be interrupted.
The CP fans who were not satisfied suddenly got angry and ran to Xiao Jingxi's live broadcast room to curse him, and finally they were satisfied.
"so……"
Director Niu looked at Xie Mi and Qiu Chengye, who were going to the station empty-handed, and asked, "How are the two scratch-off lottery winners going to have a picnic without a picnic mat and a picnic basket?"
Xie Mi: "Politeness for you?"
Director Niu: “?”
Xie Mi: "I said it wrong, are you polite?"
Director Niu: “…”
【《Scratch Lottery 0 Yuan Winner》】
[You understand the heart of shrimp and pig]
"Picnic mats and picnic baskets are necessary. Without these two things, we can't proceed with the next process. In this case, Teacher Xie and Mr. Qiu can only serve the other three groups when they have a picnic."
Qiu Chengye was furious: "Why!"
Xie Mi comforted him, "Don't panic, my son. I'm well prepared."
Spending all her money on scratch tickets was a very risky move, so she was certainly not completely unprepared.
"So I kept one." Xie Mi took out a crumpled banknote from his pocket.
Qiu Chengye: “?”
Director Niu did not forget to stab him, "Teacher Xie, the prices in the store are very high. What can you buy with this little money?"
"It's enough to buy a small speaker and play the video of you spanking yourself with both hands last night because you were constipated and couldn't poop."
Director Niu's face changed, "Who said that?!"
"The assistant director said so!" PD Ma (the vengeful version) complained immediately, "I heard the assistant director secretly tell Teacher Xie this morning."
There were sudden exclamations of surprise all around, and the looks given to the assistant director and Director Niu became meaningful.
Director Niu angrily pointed at the assistant director's nose and cursed, "He's talking nonsense! There's no such thing!"
The assistant director was not happy, "I heard it myself at the bathroom door!"
"That's me swatting mosquitoes! There are so many mosquitoes in the toilet!"
"Why don't you say you were clapping to cheer yourself up?"
"I'll kill you!!!"
A fight was about to break out, and the other staff members were frightened and hurried to try to stop the fight.
"Stop fighting! Stop fighting!"
"You can't kill anyone like this!"
"If you want to fight, go to the dance studio!!"
[It's really a lively fight! ! ]
Liu Woxing's eyes flickered slightly, and he calmly took out his mobile phone to take a few photos from multiple angles, and then uploaded them using his work account.
[Shocked, a program assistant director eavesdropped on the director going to the toilet late at night.]
[Liancha Niu Dao actually does these three things before going to the toilet every time...]
…
While the dance was going on here in chaos, Xie Mi had already left with her huge sum of money.
Ten minutes later, the fighting subsided.
Xie Mi came back carrying a roll of plastic sheeting in one hand and a plastic bucket in the other.
"We have the picnic mat and picnic basket. Can we have a picnic now?"
Director Niu, who was sweating profusely from the dance battle and was wiping his sweat with a tissue, looked over subconsciously and suddenly his eyes went dark.
"Thank you, Teacher, for picking up rags?"
"You're being a little presumptuous."
Xie Mi quickly spread the roll of plastic sheet on the ground and placed the bucket on it. "I call this a construction site picnic. What's wrong with that? You're not allowed to innovate?"
[Don’t say it, don’t say it]
Although Qiu Chengye, who didn't want to serve others, found it difficult to understand Xie Mi's behavior, he also knew what to do at this moment.
He immediately stepped forward and agreed, "Don't worry about it, just ask if there are pads and baskets, as long as there are."
"But you... mua is a bucket!" Director Niu, who was about to swear, changed his tone with difficulty.
"Just tell me if you can put something in it."
Xie Mi put his hands on his waist and pointed at other people's baskets and said confidently, "Don't even think about loading them. I can fill all their baskets."
"I think it's great. Any style is undefined. I really like this industrial style picnic." Liu Woxing said with a soft smile.
Lai Bingxuan didn't care and said, "Yeah, as long as it can be used as a cushion, why do you care so much?"
Qiu Chengye paused, and couldn't help but touch his chin thoughtfully. He lowered his head to look at his outfit today, and then saw the handsome face through the camera next to him.
Suddenly he smiled confidently and helplessly, shaking his head.
"Liu Woxing and Lai Bingxuan, what do you two mean by suddenly speaking up for me? You were always pretending to be cold to me, I saw through it a long time ago..."
Lai Bingxuan: "Silly dog."
Liu Woxing: "Mr. Qiu should go to the hospital to check his brain."
Xie Mi shook his head. "When I saw you, I really saw the economic problems of Country M in the 1980s."
Qiu Chengye: “?”
He felt helpless, wanting to get angry but not understanding what the other person was saying.
Or a man spoke the truth.
"The economic problems of the United States in the 1980s were..."
“Stagflation.”
"Pfft——" Someone couldn't help but burst out laughing.
The audience who reacted couldn't hold it in anymore.
[Lin Xiao, your way of cursing is really advanced now]
[I can’t stand it anymore. How on earth does Old Shen always understand Old Xie’s weird words?]
【I just said that you can learn something from watching variety shows】
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