"Pah!"
With a crisp and loud slap, Director Niu, who was passing by, fell to the ground and lay peacefully at Xie Mi's feet.
The staff screamed.
"Teacher Xie was not happy that Director Niu passed by him, so he knocked Director Niu down with a punch—"
Xie Mi didn't care about all that and hurriedly squatted down to perform cardiopulmonary resuscitation on the innocent injured people.
He placed his hands on Director Niu's chest. "Three, two, one, one!" "Three, two, one, one!"
The staff who rushed over in a hurry saw this scene and their eyes went dark again, "Teacher Xie is chasing and killing me——"
Chen Yuqing hissed softly, "You understand reading comprehension."
After this farce, the movie couldn't be continued.
Director Niu, who slowly woke up during cardiopulmonary resuscitation, was still extremely scared when he recalled the scene just now.
"I only remember a fierce slap coming towards me in the darkness, and my head buzzed and I lost consciousness!"
"This person's attack was brutal and as fast as lightning. It is impossible for an ordinary person to dodge it. This is an assassination, a premeditated assassination!"
Xie Mi opened his mouth and seemed to want to say something, but finally gave up explaining.
"Yes, I want to assassinate you."
I’m sorry, Director Niu.
Since it involves 50 times the penalty for breach of contract, she had no choice but to make this choice.
As expected, Director Niu's eyes instantly turned into fear. He took several steps back until he hid behind the tall and strong photographer, then he smiled awkwardly.
"Teacher Xie, are you in a bad mood today? If you have any requests, just let the program team know. We will definitely try our best to satisfy Teacher Xie. After all, when recording a program, the mood of the guests is the most important..."
As a recognized devil director in the industry, Niu Bi is never afraid of threats from guests.
Whether the guests want to boycott the recording, act like big shots, or rely on their capital to pressure others, he always has a way to deal with it and will never compromise.
But this time he compromised.
Because he firmly believed that Xie Mi would do what he said and that his assassination would definitely pose a threat to his personal safety.
The prerequisite for competing with the guests in wits and courage is to save your life, right?
【？ 】
【Niu Bi, you have changed】
[What did you do when Mimi didn't want to carry manure and escaped down the mountain? You just sent a few strong men to carry Mimi back! ]
[Aren't you a heartless devil director? How could you fall so quickly?]
If Director Niu saw the barrage at this moment, he would also cry out for justice.
Come on! Come on! Let's shoot with Teacher Xie's super strong force, come and try it!
It's easy to talk without any pain in the waist. The director's life is not a life, right?
Xie Mi was hiding in the blind spot of the camera and sending messages on his cell phone.
[Go to nm for the cilantro]: It was a close call just now, I was almost discovered.
[185 Pure Male Bodhisattva]: Teacher Xie, don’t you like it?
[Coriander without nm]: It’s not that I don’t like it, but I have to avoid it.
[Go to nm's Coriander]: Do you know how much 50 times the penalty is?
Xie Mi's fingertips tapped the keyboard quickly, and he was about to explain to Chen Yuqing how many cups of Mixue Bingcheng lemonade he could buy with 50 times the penalty.
Chen Yuqing sent new news.
[185 Pure Male Bodhisattva]: ...Okay, I will pay attention.
[185 Pure Male Bodhisattva]: Anyway, I have already waited for Teacher Xie for so long, it doesn’t hurt to wait a little longer.
[185 Pure Male Bodhisattva]: You know, I am best at waiting.
'You know, I'm good at waiting.'
Those few words instantly turned into sharp blades, as if piercing Xie Mi's conscience through the screen.
Xie Mi staggered back two steps, holding his chest, and couldn't help but shake his head and close his eyes in grief.
"I deserve to die!"
[Go to nm's coriander]: Forget it.
[Go to nm's Coriander]: Just do whatever you want, I will take care of everything.
She will protect her man!
After receiving this message, Chen Yuqing raised the corners of his lips slightly, then turned off the screen and put the phone back in his pocket.
The barrage has already caused panic.
[What's going on? What's going on? In the past, when Xie Yu went out to kill the donkey, they interacted frequently. Why is no one talking to each other today?! ]
[That’s right, they turned their backs to each other and looked down at their phones. Experts say that playing with your phone during a date is a sign of disregard for one another! ]
[Looking back, when we were watching the movie just now, there was almost no interaction. Old Xie suddenly got angry and punched Director Niu, which clearly showed that he was in a bad mood.]
[Why can’t they just text each other on their phones? ! Why!!! ]
[Who would text each other face to face? Forget it, it’s impossible]
[No, I will spread rumors that Xie Yushalu is avoiding suspicion but is actually having an online romance on his phone! I will never allow my CPbe!!!]
[Pass it on! Xie Yu killed the donkey to avoid suspicion because they were already together! ]
[Spread the word, if someone is looking at their phone on a date, it’s because they are in an online relationship!!!]
The second part of Xie Yu’s date with the donkey was biking in the park.
From Shen Yuqing’s wish list item 29: Riding bicycles side by side in the park in the afternoon.
"Director Niu, here you go."
Director Niu had just helped the filming staff to borrow a bicycle when he saw Xie Mi handing him a bottle of water.
Xie Mi grinned and gave what he thought was the friendliest look.
"I'm sorry for what happened just now. Here's some water for you to drink."
No matter how you look at it, she was the one who wronged Director Niu first. It was really wrong to let an innocent person get slapped in the face. She still had to express her gratitude.
Besides...
What if the affair between her and Shen Yuqing was not hidden, wouldn't she have to bargain with Director Niu?
This is called advance planning.
Director Niu was shocked, looked at the mineral water she handed him in horror, and stepped back repeatedly, "Thank you, teacher. I, I'm not thirsty."
There is a problem.
Teacher Xie's smile, which clearly says 'Just wait and see if I can kill you', is definitely problematic!
"Oh! Don't be polite with me. How can you not be thirsty? You are sweating from all the busy work. It is only natural for the guest to take care of the director. It is mutual."
Xie Mi enthusiastically turned on the water and handed it to him. Director Niu lost his mind in panic, and he covered his throat with his hands and stopped talking.
He just signed with difficulty, looking very uncomfortable.
Xie Mi stared at his hand gestures for a while, "You said that it's bad luck for you today and you can't get close to water?"
Director Niu: “?!”
He...did he mean that?
In fact, he didn't know what he meant by the gesture, he just wanted to repel Teacher Xie by pretending to be stupid.
But... that's fine.
He began to nod rapidly.
Xie Mi suddenly realized, put away the water, and took out a Snickers bar, "Then let's have a Snickers bar!"
Director Niu's eyes went dark, and he fell straight onto the director's stool that PD Ma had prepared behind him.
Otherwise, how could PD Ma be so successful?
Know how to deal with human relationships and worldly affairs.
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