[I suddenly seem to understand everything]
[No wonder they suddenly stopped pursuing the matter before. So they were laying the groundwork for this? ]
[6 Ah, I’ll give them a taste of their own medicine. This time, I’ll even go one step further and prepare a five-star restaurant meal. And it’s you who’s to blame]
[Director Niu is sweating profusely hahahahaha]
Director Niu: Shit!
Now he knows what it means to shoot oneself in the foot.
Trying to use a rule bug to deal with this group of people will only result in a more perverted rule bug...
Sitting in a private room in a luxurious restaurant, looking at the genuine feast on the table and the eight guests enjoying it, he regretted his decision.
I should have known not to steal and just let them have some snacks.
Now it’s better, I can eat better.
"You guys are eating better now." Director Niu was resentful, Director Niu was gloomy, and Director Niu was sour.
"Why are you so jealous? If you're hungry, just go eat some shit." The assistant director, who was still holding a grudge, said in a sweet voice.
Director Niu twitched his lips and said, "You've completely let yourself go, right? We're recording a show! What the hell is going on?"
"What's the matter?"
The assistant director not only did not hold back, he turned to the camera and said, "Audience friends who have never eaten shit can go watch Niu Bi's previous shows."
[Hahahahahaha the assistant director also has a poisonous mouth]
[I said that sooner or later, Sister Xie will be assimilated]
Director Niu couldn't stand it any longer, "It's not over yet, is it? Didn't you see the guests eating? Doesn't shit affect their appetite?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Xie Mi took a bite of durian and sighed happily.
"Not as sticky as shit, sweeter than shit, and more fragrant~"
"Is it true? I want to try it too." Lai Bingxuan, who was about to die but still successfully accepted the recommendation, came over.
Director Niu: “…”
【Two greedy girls】
[I laughed so hard, it turns out my sense of humor is still inseparable from shit, piss and fart literature]
After watching them show off the feast, Director Niu asked for peace.
"Then we have a deal. You can't grab the camera to stop filming. There are 10 hours left. Please strictly abide by the rules."
The production crew stole food once and they had a big meal, so that’s even… what the hell!
Later, he will arrange for the extras to create difficulties and make them go through ten hours of purgatory on earth, which will definitely be unforgettable for them...
"Wow!!"
In the square, several people who were sitting in a row watching a video on the big screen in the mall, pretending to watch an open-air movie, were accidentally drenched by a 'cleaner' who stumbled over with a bucket of water.
The six people closed their eyes at the same time and let the water flow down their hair.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It's all my fault. I'll get you towels right away!" The 'cleaner' apologized hurriedly, turned around and ran away, never to return.
Xie Mi, who was teaching Chen Yuqing to breakdance to the rhythm of the square music, was stunned.
I accidentally escaped death due to ADHD...
"Will this happen..." Qiu Chengye suppressed his anger and wiped the water off his face.
"It's a bit too obvious." Xu Shuangrong opened her wet eyes, with a hint of desire for death in them.
Anyone can see that the 'cleaner' is running straight towards them like a sprinter...
He didn't even bother to pretend to splash water, he just picked up the bucket and poured it on them.
"Director Niu, won't you explain it?" Liu Woxing slowly turned his head and looked at Director Niu.
The others turned their heads at the same time.
Director Niu said in a serious tone, "I will deal with this matter seriously as it seems that someone with bad intentions deliberately sabotaged the filming. PD Ma, take two staff members to check out the situation."
PD Ma quickly accepted the role, "Okay Director Niu."
【Niu Dao you...】
[Does this show still need to test the director's acting skills? 】
[Seeking peace one second and going to war the next? ]
Director Niu’s methods don’t stop there.
Next.
There was a "painter" who was passing by with a paint bucket but accidentally slipped, a "courier" who was passing by with drinks but accidentally slipped, a "water carrier" who was carrying barrels of water, a "pastry chef" who was carrying a sack of flour, and even a "seriously injured patient" who pretended to ask for directions but suddenly fell ill and vomited blood all over the sky.
All eight of them started breakdancing, dodging the 'unexpected' attacks, but they were unavoidable.
In the end, only Xie Mi and Shen Yuqing survived. There was not a trace of dirt on their bodies. They avoided the attacks again and again by relying on their devilish movements and abstract body movements.
"very!"
After dodging the last wave of attacks, Xie Mi and Shen Yuqing stood straight, raised their hands high, raised their heads and chests, and smiled with satisfaction.
Next second.
"Wow!"
The fountain under their feet suddenly opened, and the fountain water swept in like a wave, soaking the two of them inside and out.
Xie Michen Qing: "..."
Director Niu smiled.
Don't live.
[When did Director Niu evolve? ]
[This routine is layer upon layer]
[It’s impossible to prevent this. It’s really impossible to prevent this.]
“How could this be!!”
Director Niu, who had an evil smile on his lips the previous second, had an expression of fear and indignation on his face when he trotted into the screen.
"It must be that our live broadcast exposed the location, and many haters came to retaliate. I will never tolerate such a situation!"
"Then call the police." Xie Mi put his hands on his hips.
"……What."
"Don't you say we will never tolerate it? Then call the police." Xie Mi said confidently.
"But then again, we have to give them a chance. Even though they are anti-fans, they may not be bad people..."
Xie Mi smiled, "Do you remember what happened to the last anti-fan who took revenge offline?"
[If nothing unexpected happens, I won’t be able to leave the anorectal department in this lifetime]
[Don't mention it. My skin starts to hurt again when I mention it...]
Director Niu was shocked and immediately changed his words, "Pedestrians! They should all be pure passers-by!"
Don't invite people to be extras, as they will be thrown into the mix.
Then wouldn't his merits be deducted into negative numbers?
"Anyway, you guys should think of a way to deal with the current situation first. We will be responsible for cleaning up the square, and you just need to take care of your own situation..."
After Director Niu finished speaking, he pretended to call the cleaning team guiltily.
But just as he was making that phone call, the sky fell down again.
A man claiming to be the manager of the luxury bathing center appeared and said that they were the first group of guests to be so dirty today and that eight of them were awarded free bathing.
They are cordially invited to the bathing center to bathe and rest, and enjoy a luxurious buffet of fruits and dinner.
After Director Niu finished the call, he was already standing at the door of the bath center.
"?"
Lucky again, eh?
"Excuse me."
The manager, with a hint of guilt, stopped Director Niu and all the staff who were about to go in with the guests.
"There are only eight free places, so..."
“You have to buy a ticket.”
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