Xie Mi's words resonated with many miserable office workers.
[Do you really want to be so real, Lao Xie?]
[Five o'clock is acceptable as a normal working hour, but if you ask me to work at five o'clock, I'll die! ! ! ]
[Damn, my defense is broken, isn’t this talking about me?]
"To put it bluntly, we are also a group of workers who get paid to work. Why can't we complain about being tired? Has this world become so tyrannical that it has even deprived us of the right to complain about being tired?"
"If you're tired, just shout it out loud. If you want to complain, just curse it out loud. Fuck! I fuck! I fuck hard!"
"Look, why keep something in your heart that can be solved by scolding? Will it cause breast nodules in the future?"
Xie Mi folded his arms and looked at Xu Shuangrong's gradually pale face with a calm smile.
Here’s a classic quote:
"If you are sick, you will succumb. The sky will not fall."
[What you said makes so much sense!!!]
[Isn’t this more exciting than Boruto? 】
[I feel great. Today I will go and get back all the air conditioner remote controls from that stupid company. If I don’t live well, then no one else will live well.]
[I only get to live this once! I’ll have fun first! ! ! ]
#Xemi is the ancient Greek god in charge of anti-internal friction#
At six in the morning on the subway and bus, the hard-working office workers and students all hold their mobile phones to watch the popular video that has just become a hot topic.
The one-minute short video captured Xie Mi's anti-internal friction speech on the show. They watched it over and over again, and became more and more excited.
The buses and subways, which were originally filled with a melancholy atmosphere, were completely set on fire!
“Well said!”
"Ahhh I quit! I'm going to resign today! I've been diagnosed with breast hyperplasia and I still have to work for this stupid boss. Why should I do that?"
"I'm going to tell the teacher that Li Shuai and the others asked me to do homework for them every day. They knew I wouldn't refuse, so they kept using friendship to hold me hostage. I can't stand it anymore! It doesn't matter who you love, I'm going to complain directly!!"
…
Another glorious example of Xie Mi’s deeds has been added.
Xu Shuangrong, who wanted to establish herself as a kind person through empathetic speeches, was instead accused of "moral kidnapping", which was a case of losing more than gaining.
Even Director Niu, who had been extremely calm in the face of Xiao Jingxi's questioning just now, laughed guiltily.
After all, Xie Mi's words resonated with the staff on the scene, and as the instigator who woke everyone up at five in the morning, he was surrounded by resentful gazes.
He quickly cue the process and change the subject.
"Ahem! Let's get to the point. Since everyone has no experience in fishing, I have specially invited a local fisherman to be your teacher. Please come on..."
"Mr. Diao Mao!!"
【puff】
[What are you saying? Say it again, what are you saying? ]
This familiar name gave Xie Mi a shock. He turned around and saw a dark figure running towards him from the distant beach.
He carried a shovel and a bucket, and his long strides looked like a newborn monkey.
"I—come—to—spicy—"
OK, this voice is definitely his.
But after not seeing the child for two days, he has become so dark that his facial features can no longer be seen.
"Good morning, everyone! Good morning, Sister Xie!"
Maomao ran straight to Xie Mi, grinned, and a row of white teeth suddenly appeared on his dark face.
"Why are you here?" Xie Mi was really curious.
Maomao chuckled and said mysteriously, "I learned how to catch seafood from Mr. Zhang's second uncle, and then I saw that there was a part-time job here, so I came here. The pay is ten yuan an hour."
Xie Mi was speechless for a moment.
What a pitiful child, he is still so happy.
Director Niu also came over and said, "Teacher Xie, this is the teacher we invited to teach you how to catch fish. Do you know him?"
Xie Mi chuckled twice, "What a coincidence, he is my assistant."
"What?!"
Director Niu was surprised, and then very annoyed, "If I had known that it was someone Teacher Xie knew, I would have asked him to give us a discount. Five yuan an hour is not bad..."
"Are you still human?"
[This guy has such clear eyes, he must be a college student]
[Okay, okay, we college students are just cheap labor, right? Woo woo woo woo]
[Little-known fact: you may not be able to hire a cleaner with 1,800 yuan, but you can hire a college student]
[The person above, we are just netizens, your rose is hungry [heartbroken]]
"In order to improve efficiency, please divide yourself into three groups to catch the seafood..."
Before Director Niu finished speaking, Xie Mi's hair was blown up by a light breeze.
When she looked back, she found Chen Yuqing standing beside her without her noticing.
At this moment, he looked at her calmly and said, "Based on the principle of proximity, how about Teacher Xie joining me in the same group?"
[I saw it right, Mr. Shen just stepped over it like a big monkey]
[Is your description polite? Hahahaha, Mr. Shen just has long legs but he is not a giant monkey! ]
[Can you be more obvious, kid? ]
"I have a question. Do we need to share the ingredients we find after grouping?" Xie Mi did not rush to answer Chen Yuqing, but asked Director Niu first.
"Your question is crucial."
Director Niu nodded in appreciation, "That's right, the ingredients are not shared. After you're grouped, you can only eat what you eat, so don't be careless."
After these words were spoken, the other people who had originally not taken it seriously also began to take it seriously.
After all, four of us didn’t have breakfast, so lunch is still very important.
"Xie Mi, we're in the same group." Xiao Jingxi walked straight up to Xie Mi.
Xie Mi was so angry at his shamelessness that she laughed, "You don't really think that we have a good relationship, do you?"
Xiao Jingxi's face changed slightly, "Stop making trouble, if you follow me, I can at least guarantee that you will have food to eat. If you want to have lunch, just follow me."
"Are you confident again?"
"I am a diving enthusiast, so I will have an advantage in fishing. This is not about confidence, but about stating the facts..."
"oops."
Chen Yuqing next to him suddenly said, "I accidentally touched it and a page popped up on my phone. What is this?"
He looked at Xiao Jingxi lazily, with a faint smile in his eyes.
“So that’s my AOW diving certification.”
Xiao Jingxi's mouth twitched.
Xie Mi smiled immediately, "Goodbye diving enthusiasts, I choose AOW."
[Dimensionality reduction strikes the category]
[It’s so funny, Xiao Jingxi knows a little bit about everything but is not proficient in anything, but he is very confident]
[Mr. Shen is actually a little green tea! Who knows?]
[I don't allow you to call him a green tea, he just wants to make Old Xie happy, what's wrong with him? ]
[Question: Is this the nth time that Xiao Jingxi has lost to Mr. Shen in a heroic competition? ]
[He asked for it. He could have locked horns with Xu Shuangrong, but he had to suddenly pursue Xie Mi. I really don’t understand.]
Xiao Jingxi walked away with a gloomy face, and Xu Shuangrong walked up to him to comfort him.
"Jing Xi, you want to be in a group with Teacher Xie, right? I'll help you."
Xiao Jingxi frowned and looked at her, "How can I help?"
Xu Shuangrong gave him a mysterious smile, then turned and walked towards Chen Yuqing.
"Mr. Shen, can I apply to be on the same team with you?"
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