"Don't panic, it's not that we can't afford food, we just came to the wrong place."
Xie Mi waved his hand and led them through the streets and alleys to the door of a store. "I have a friend who will feed you. He is already waiting for us inside."
Liu Woxing glanced at the production team, hesitating to speak, "But the rules don't say that we can't ask..."
Before she even uttered the word "help", she took it back.
It turns out that Teacher Xie’s friend is a master named Kang.
It costs 3 yuan per bucket, which is 21 yuan for 7 people. The store also helps to prepare hot water for the food, and there are seats at the door for dining.
It is simply a feast with extremely high cost performance.
Some people who usually don't eat instant noodles were so delicious that they had no time to talk and just ate one mouthful after another.
After all, it has been 16 hours since last night and I haven’t eaten a single bite.
Xie Mi looked at the people who were wolfing down their food with a smile, and said gently, "15,000 per person. Remember to transfer the money later."
Lai Bingxuan said while eating, "I'll transfer 30,000 to you!"
"Xie Mi, buy me a bottle of water. Keep the bill and I'll pass it on to you later." Qiu Chengye, who was so thirsty that he gulped down the soup, said.
Xie Mi: "Okay, 2 yuan for a bottle of water, and you can transfer 55,000 yuan to me later."
Qiu Chengye paused while drinking soup, "Isn't it 25,000?"
He is still good at math.
Xie Mi said, "The two dollars for the water is equivalent to the exchange rate of one to twenty thousand."
"Why?" Qiu Chengye didn't lack the money, but he just couldn't swallow this humiliation.
Xie Mi: "Because you are thirsty."
Qiu Chengye couldn't swallow this breath anymore, and said angrily: "You are targeting me on purpose!"
"Then you don't have to drink."
“…Fifty-five thousand is fifty-five thousand.” Now he swallowed it.
Xie Mi bought a bottle of water for Qiu Chengye and made another net profit of 40,000 yuan.
But there are always questions on the barrage.
[A barrel of Master Kong should cost five yuan, why is this only three yuan?]
[The cheapest one I've ever bought is 4.5 yuan, and I've never seen one for 3 yuan]
[The boss gave them a discount because they were celebrities? ]
The program team also has the same doubts.
Although these young masters and rich girls don’t know the price of instant noodles, they do understand.
Director Niu thought that they were using facial recognition to get a discount from the store, so he wanted to take the opportunity to make trouble.
However, Xie Mi predicted what he was going to say next and made a gesture to calm down.
"I know what you want to say. I didn't ask the store to give me a discount. This instant noodle is only 3 yuan."
"Impossible, barreled Master Kong is more expensive than this."
"It's true that barreled Master Kong costs more than this, but this is Kangshoufu."
Director Niu: “?”
He choked and didn't react for a moment. He looked closely at the instant noodles in their hands and then he realized.
It says: Kangshoufu instant noodles.
Director Niu stared straight ahead: "No?"
Xie Mi stretched out her hands and made a heart shape: "Extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures. This is the way to survive."
The other guests didn't quite understand what they were saying.
"What is Master Kang, what is Kangshoufu, what are these things?" Qiu Chengye asked with a frown.
After slowly finishing the last bite of instant noodles, Chen Yuqing wiped the corner of his lips elegantly and said.
"What it means is that we are eating pirated food."
"puff--"
Qiu Chengye spat out a mouthful of water, then quickly swallowed the rest in his mouth after realizing how precious the water was. He didn't care about feeling bad, and stared at him, "Xie Mi, you actually took us to eat pirated instant noodles? Instant noodles are junk food, and you took us to eat pirated junk food?!"
“Hey!”
Xie Mi's eyes lit up, and he pointed his finger and said very wisely, "Double negation means affirmation, so pirated junk food is equal to genuine health food."
Qiu Chengye: “?”
I'm sick!!!
“I heard.”
Chen Yuqing glanced at the taste of the old-style pickled cabbage that Qiu Chengye was eating, and raised the corners of his lips slightly, sparing no effort to add, "The old-style pickled cabbage is made by the workers stepping on it with their feet."
"What?!!!"
Qiu Chengye was almost on the verge of collapse. He looked at the empty bowl in front of him in disbelief and swallowed hard, "Are you...are you kidding?"
"I think I've seen that news as well." Lai Bingxuan said immediately, "So it's true?"
'Clang.'
Qiu Chengye's hands fell on the stool, his eyes full of despair.
Xie Mi couldn't bear to see him like this, so she comforted him warmly, "But the rumor was later dispelled."
Qiu Chengye's eyes lit up and he looked at her with hope.
Xie Mi: "In fact, the workers washed their feet before stepping on the sauerkraut."
Qiu Chengye: “?”
Not alive anymore.
[“Rumors Debunked” “Wash Your Feet Before Stepping on Sour Cabbage”]
[Pirated junk food is equal to genuine health food, hahahahahaha]
[It turns out that Mimi is everyone’s toy]
[Qiu Chengye: I made you cry, are you satisfied? ]
Xie Mi and Shen Yuqing looked at Qiu Chengye who collapsed alone, pursed their lips tightly, but the corners of their mouths were twitching up and down wildly.
[It’s over, I’m really satisfied]
#Qiu Chengye's noodles were stepped on#
#Xie Mi invites everyone to eat genuine healthy food#
#Xiao Jingxi was overcharged by a black car driver when taking a taxi#
…
Four o'clock in the afternoon, the 19th hour of wandering.
It started raining outside, and the seven people who had finished their meal had to go back to the mall to shelter from the rain.
Qiu Chengye quickly grabbed a shared massage chair and was so comfortable that he squinted his eyes when he sat down.
Although it couldn't compare to his leather seats, it was indeed the most comfortable seat he had sat in the past two days.
I lay on the ground yesterday until my back and waist ached, and today I walked around all day. Who could stand this?
He had a bold idea that he could sleep on the seat before the mall closed and start activities again at night.
This way you don’t have to sleep on the streets like a beggar.
Thinking of this, he closed his eyes in contentment.
"You guys go ahead and don't worry about me. Don't expect me to give up this position. That's impossible."
Xie Mi didn't say anything, just stood aside and looked at him.
Qiu Chengye saw Xie Mi's appearance through his squinting eyes, but deliberately did not open his eyes, pretending not to see it, and sneered in his heart.
Wasn't she always so arrogant in front of him? Now she wanted him to give up his seat?
It's funny.
She would just stand by and watch pitifully. He would never be in this position today...
“What the hell!!”
Qiu Chengye, who was in a very rich inner drama, did not hear the warning sound from the shared massage chair. He only felt dizzy, and the next second, he was thrown to the ground.
The massage chair flipped 360 degrees and fell heavily to the ground.
"Hey."
Xie Mi, who had been standing next to him, finally laughed, "Luckily I didn't leave, otherwise I wouldn't be able to see it."
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