"When asked if you often have headaches, you answered that it hurts when you are hit. Is this an answer a normal person can write?!" Director Niu roared.
Although I have never been a principal, I have somehow experienced the taste of this profession.
"It's just a question, it doesn't mean anything." After thinking about how to express it tactfully, the loyal thank you bro Liu Woxing still stood up bravely.
Director Niu saw that she was determined not to give up until she reached the Yellow River, so he decided to see her off to the west.
"Okay, let's look at the next question."
"Do you have a poor appetite? Teacher Xie's answer is a little bit."
Lai Bingxuan immediately spoke up, "Isn't this answer very normal?"
Director Niu smiled, "From the answer alone it is indeed normal, but when combined with the person himself..."
Pointing at Xie Mi.
"Teacher Xie, what's wrong with your appetite!!!"
Everyone looked in the direction of his finger.
Xie Mi, who had been resisting just now, was now feeling a little greedy and was eating a banana from the fruit plate.
If you look closely, you'll find that the fruit plate that was full when the recording started is now half empty.
"If I remember correctly, we just finished dinner," said Xu Shuangrong.
Yu Jinche smiled obediently, "I remember my sister ate two bowls of fried rice, a large lobster, two beef tacos, half a plate of pasta, some grapes, and two desserts after the meal..."
Xie Mi raised his hand to stop him, "Okay, stop talking. It would be rude if you continue."
[I went back to Weibo and watched the clip that Bro Xie just posted, and it is true that he ate these.]
【Didn’t Mr. Xie feel guilty when he wrote this answer? 】
[Everyone should consider Teacher Xie’s actual situation. Perhaps for Teacher Xie, this level of appetite is already considered poor]
【Makes sense】
[So am I the only one who wants to know why Yu Jinche knows so much about what Teacher Xie ate? ]
[Because he will always monitor Teacher Xie... forever...]
In this regard, Liu Woxing finally gave in and looked at Xie Mi guiltily.
I'm sorry, Teacher Xie.
She really couldn't help with this.
But Director Niu had obviously been aroused by his desire to win and started chasing and killing.
“And this one, asking: Do you feel tired all the time?”
"Answer: Yes, because living makes people tired, so it makes people tired."
"This question asks: Do you feel sick to your stomach?"
“Answer: Yes, I’m a little hungry.”
“Q: When faced with stress, do you solve the problem first or deal with your emotions first?”
"Answer: Deal with the person who caused the pressure and dispose of a body."
Qiu Chengye really couldn't sit still this time: "?"
“Is that right?”
[The reason why Mimi brother had such a big reaction was because he felt the danger]
[When I heard this answer, I thought of myself. Mimi has a very comprehensive understanding of himself.]
[Don’t worry about it, I’m already laughing like crazy hahahahaha]
[Finally I know why Lao Xie's mental state is so beautiful]
[I strongly request Director Niu to release the full version of this questionnaire. I want to study it word for word.]
[I understand. Next time I encounter a problem, I will first solve the person who caused the problem for me.]
[I would like to call this questionnaire a self-help guide for mental exhaustion]
After Director Niu strongly condemned and criticized Xie Mi's answers to the questionnaire, there was no more questioning voice in the audience.
This 0 point is what Xie Mi deserves.
Whether it's 0 points in the exam or 0 points in the stress index, it's what you deserve.
After finally finishing his condemnation, Director Niu, who was already thirsty, took a sip of water to calm down before speaking again.
“Our experts also gave advice based on the results of this questionnaire.”
"Experts say."
"There is no need to worry about Mr. Xie's mental health, but we do need to worry about the personal safety of those around him."
Qiu Chengye: “…”
He silently moved a few seats to the side.
[Do we need experts to tell us this? Isn’t this already clear?]
[Very good, very much in line with my expectations of Teacher Xie]
[Awesome, my friend and I have done this questionnaire, and it is almost impossible to get a score of 0. It has to be Teacher Xie]
【Learn from Teacher Xie’s mental state!!】
"The results of the stress test have been announced. Next, I will announce the grouping for tomorrow's decompression date."
As he spoke, Director Niu pushed up a whiteboard with four posters on it.
"Based on different levels of stress index, we have divided the dates into four different levels of de-stressing dates."
“No. 1 in stress relief index: ‘Blow up your worries’ date! Just as the name implies, you can blow up everything during the date and your worries will disappear.”
The poster shows a man and a woman swinging baseball bats wildly, smashing up everything they can see in the space.
[This is good, it is very relaxing to watch]
[I can’t imagine how crazy it would be for Teacher Xie to go there]
[Don’t think about it. Just look at Teacher Xie’s stress index. If we relieve the pressure again, everyone will go crazy.]
[Wait, if we divide them by stress index, then this group would be...]
"Congratulations to Mr. Xiao and Mr. Xu for being assigned this date! As the two with the highest stress index, please release your stress to your heart's content!"
Xu Shuangrong: “…”
Xiao Jingxi: “…”
This sentence silenced the two people, and they didn't even want to look at each other.
This is what it means when enemies meet on a narrow road.
【pretty】
[The plot is so dramatic that I doubt it's a script. Why are they the two with the most pressure and they are grouped together?]
[I found that since Xiao Rong and I were untied, we were tied together for various inexplicable reasons]
[This may be the innate CP holy body]
[Stop laughing, their faces are so dark that ink is about to drip out hahahahahahaha]
Contemporary netizens love to watch the fun, and the more miserable the guests are, the happier they are.
Because according to the law of conservation of smile, when the smile on the guest's face disappears, the smile will be transferred to their face.
“Second place in the stress relief index: ‘Crazy Amusement Park’ date! Release stress while screaming through thrilling and exciting rides!”
"The two teachers in this group are Teacher Liu and Teacher Qiu!"
On the poster, a man and a woman are sitting on a roller coaster and screaming and partying.
Xiao Jingxi, who had a sullen face just now, suddenly looked a little more relaxed.
At least it’s not a roller coaster, otherwise the wig piece would be lost.
But according to the law of conservation of black face, when one person's black face disappears, it will appear on another person's face.
Qiu Chengye: “…”
Why an amusement park?
I can still vividly remember the last time I fell to the ground after my legs went weak as a punishment in the amusement park.
He glanced at Liu Woxing out of the corner of his eye and his face turned even darker.
But he still happens to be with Liu Woxing.
[Why isn't Mimi smiling? Don't you want to? ]
[Shocked! He is not happy to be in the same group with Sister Liu. Has Brother Mimi really let it go? ]
[No, I think he is more afraid of losing face in front of Sister Liu]
【The truth above】
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