Chapter 103: 25 milk tea hesitates, 250 evil bitch meets
[Oh my god! I think I heard some incredible news.]
Is this something you can say?
After watching this, I can only say that your entertainment industry is really messed up [see] (not in a derogatory or complimentary sense) (I'm saving my life)
[These two people are almost laughing their asses off.]
Chi Ye: "The parties involved didn't say anything, so you're calling this a market place!"
"Chi Ye, remember this!"
Li Chuanze was about to say something harsh when he caught a glimpse of Si Qian rolling up his sleeves and getting ready to fight. His face suddenly changed and he became timid in an instant.
But for the sake of his own face, he still held on and said the most cowardly words in the harshest tone.
"Don't worry about remembering anything, just remember it!"
Si Qian, who was about to take action, twitched his mouth twice when he heard this.
I thought he was going to stand up this time.
She hesitated about the 25 yuan milk tea, but she said she would meet the 250 yuan evil spirit if she met him.
She doesn't say much about her strength!
The other party, Mu Weiyue, blushed slightly at the ears after hearing Chi Ye's words, and covered her mouth shyly in embarrassment.
Others had gossipy expressions on their faces.
Lu Yao was the first to ask for everyone: "Sister Yue, is this true or false?"
“Ahem…”
Mu Weiyue almost choked on her own saliva, and then explained to everyone.
"That was almost twenty years ago. We were all young then, only four or five. We grew up together and as girls, that's how we express our emotions. It's very normal."
You city people call this a good friend.
[Just to be frank, if it happened when you were a kid, it would be quite normal...]
[Miss Chi has truly loved beautiful women since she was young. President Pei and President Li should be feeling a sense of crisis.]
We chatted and laughed all the way until we arrived at today's destination - the ski resort.
This is the largest ski resort in Beijing. You can't see the end at a glance. There are also several U-shaped snow slopes that are almost perpendicular to the ground at 90 degrees. Just looking down is scary.
The ten guests who had changed into their equipment stood side by side. Director Zheng, wearing protective clothing, came over and looked at the guests with a smile.
"Today we are here to ski. Next, our coach will teach you how to ski. In two hours, we will have a competition."
Director Zheng did not explain the rules of the game in detail. Instead, he and Director Wu found a place to sit down and watch the show with thermoses in their hands, leaving the guests looking at each other in confusion.
In the corner, Director Wu looked at Director Zheng and asked, "So what are the rules of today's game?"
Director Zheng calmly unscrewed the lid of his thermos cup. Steam was rising from the rim of the cup, and he blew on it gently.
"There are no rules! When I think about them working so hard to learn how to ski and preparing to fight for first place, and then I come out and announce that today is just for fun and there's no competition, and they're all gnashing their teeth, I can't even imagine how happy I'll be."
After listening to this, Director Wu immediately gave Director Zheng a thumbs up.
"You are still such a bitch!"
It’s like working hard to memorize a difficult text but the teacher didn’t check it. Is there anything more sad than this?
When Director Zheng heard Director Wu’s “praise”, he immediately rewarded him with his favorite big bun.
"That's called resourcefulness!"
If we continue to compete, I don’t know what Si Qian will do next!
He is now going to do the opposite.
…
On the ski slopes.
The instructor teaching the guests how to ski was a tall and strong man. He was standing on his skis, holding a pole in his hand and looking back: "Let me show you how to ski first. Everyone, watch me carefully!"
After saying that, the coach stepped on the board without hesitation and jumped directly from the highest point.
At a height of nearly ten floors, he rushed down without changing his expression.
Slurp——
The man was as agile as a snow leopard. He leaned forward and bent his legs to slide freely on the snow track. His speed was so fast that he left an afterimage. The floating snow shoveled up by his feet floated around him like mist.
He was unstoppable on the snow track, skillfully crossing the obstacles below, then jumped, turned around in the air and stopped steadily.
At the top, Si Qian's legs went weak just by looking down, and she wiped the cold sweat from her forehead.
"So cool! I'll dance like this when I get tired of living."
[You must be sweating profusely, prisoner.]
[This should be accompanied by a song "Say Goodbye Loudly"]
【Then I really must say goodbye to this world. 】
If this falls, will it be bruised and purple, or bruised left and right? [Fear]]
Liu Ye also closed his eyes: "I don't even dare to drift like this in QQ Speed."
Si Qian immediately took out his phone and started typing.
"Teacher Si, what are you looking at?"
Ji Mingxuan suddenly appeared behind Si Qian and leaned over to look at her screen.
Here the camera gives Si Qian a close-up of the screen.
I saw several search terms suddenly appear in the search engine——
Will I die if I jump from the tenth floor?
How much compensation can I get if I die in a fall at a ski resort?
If I die in a fall at a ski resort, can I ask the staff to burn the compensation money on me?
Teacher Strong: You can die, but you have to pay me.
【I have to love you even if I die.】
While he was talking, the coach had already slid back.
"Everyone, do you see clearly? I'm going to teach you the skating technique now. It's actually very simple—"
"Wait a minute, can I call an errand boy first?"
Si Qian suddenly raised his hand.
The coach shut up and looked over: "Why are you asking me to run errands?"
Si Qian: "I'll buy some calcium tablets, or I'll break my bones if I go down there later."
The coach was a little amused: "You are as easy to break as chopsticks."
"I'm not chopsticks, I'm an egg tart, crispy on the outside and yellow on the inside."
“…”
[It was diagnosed as an egg tart today. It is very crispy, round, and yellow inside.]
[+1, a little bit of pressure, I feel like I'm going to break.]
[Then I might be a robot vacuum cleaner, sweeping the floor with my face every day.]
…
After the coach finished teaching the skills, Ji Mingxuan was the first one to successfully slide around and back.
Mu Weiyue was stunned: "How did you do that?"
Ji Mingxuan lowered his head and answered obediently: "I have learned it before."
After saying that, he turned to look at Si Qian and took the initiative to extend an invitation.
"Teacher Si, I can teach you how to ski."
The young man stood against the light at the highest point of the ski resort, holding out the ski pole in his hand to Si Qian, with the corners of his eyes and eyebrows raised just right.
When Chi Ye heard this, he was not willing to be outdone and slid on the board twice before sliding back.
She ran to Si Qian and said, "I can do it too!"
He is so skilled at one or two moves that it's obvious he plays it a lot.
Si Qian closed his eyes and asked, "How did humans figure out that they could jump off a cliff with a board tied to their feet and not necessarily die?"
[Tell my mother that I am a coward!]
[Even people who are afraid of heights would break out in a sweat just looking at the screen.]
Chi Ye and Ji Mingxuan started arguing with each other.
Pei Li, who had been silent all this time, walked over and extended his hand towards Si Qian.
There was no hiding the boldness and recklessness between the man's eyes and eyebrows.
"Mr. Krabs, do you want to die with me?"
[What a unique way to invite someone to die together.]
Teacher Strong: I declined.
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