Chapter 132: It’s not even the New Year yet, and they’re already burning pig hair
#TheBurialLoveFamily is back
#Who is Leng Shao's master?
#Zheng Dao's knife hit the nerve
#strongTeacher's ugly clothes
#《I Will Love You Until I Die》Official Weibo video has exceeded 10 million likes
Looking at the half of the country on the hot search, Director Zheng was in a complicated mood at this time.
Due to this strong wave of popularity, Leng Shao registered an account:
Burial of Love Cold Young Master*
Leng Shao posted the video that everyone took together in the afternoon, bringing up the topic.
In the video, a group of non-mainstream Shamatte boys and girls are shouting at the microphone together. They are all wearing death-like flying eyeliner and eye-catching clothes, which makes it hard not to ignore them.
Director Zheng never thought that he, who was already middle-aged, still had the potential to be a male model.
As soon as the little boy put on those clothes, he became like a grandson.
Because of these videos, "Love Until Death" has attracted a lot of attention from passers-by.
Previously, this dating show was only popular among young people. The appearance of Leng Shao directly broke the information barrier, sweeping in like a swarm of locusts and forcefully breaking into everyone's vision.
Its coverage is wide, including all age groups.
From three-year-old kids to middle-aged and elderly people in their eighties and nineties, it is simply unavoidable.
There is no way to hide, there is no way to hide!
——
Inside the villa, Si Qian had already changed out of his clothes.
As soon as he picked up the phone, Pei Li sent him a screenshot of the game.
Crazy Diary Maker: [Your account has been won!]
No face:【［Like］】
Crazy Diary: [Mr. Krabs, do you think I'm awesome?]
Humiliating face:【Look!】
Don't be silly: [□ Rejected]
Crazy Diary: [I'm asking if you think I'm awesome?]
Hum face:【Look! 】
Don't be silly: [□ Rejected]
Crazy Diary: [I mean, are you surprised? ]
Hum face: [I won’t eat.]
Mad Diary Writer: […Pour out the dirty crap in your head!]
嫑逼脸:【Didn’t you ask me if I wanted to watch it?】
Mad Diary Writer: [That’s not what I meant…]
Crazy Diary Writer: [Forget it, do you want a Krabby Patty? I'll bring it to you later.]
While speaking, Si Qian changed the nickname he had been using for a year.
Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich: [Eat!]
After a while, the other side replied to her——
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [Come over right away!]
Soon, there was a knock on the door.
Si Qian thought Pei Li had brought her food, so she ran over excitedly to open the door.
Click——
The door opened.
No Krabby Patties, no Plankton.
But there are knife-cut noodles.
Li Chuanze saw Si Qian's expression change from surprise to speechless, and finally to disgust.
All that was written on his face.
"What are you doing? Let's talk."
Li Chuanze stood at the door, holding it and looking at Si Qian with mixed emotions.
"I'm working on making money. I don't have time."
Li Chuanze sneered: "When you say making money, you don't mean working yourself to death doing that part-time job that pays 3,000 yuan a month, do you?"
“…”
The curses are really dirty.
Si Qian smiled with a forced smile, and accepted his attack without hesitation.
"No, it's only fifteen thousand a month."
Li Chuanze took the opportunity to squeeze in. As soon as he stepped into the room, he stepped on the floor that Si Qian had just mopped but was not yet dry, and fell flat on his face.
A shoe print suddenly appeared on the originally clean and tidy ground.
Looking at the ground that was stepped on and made dirty, Si Qian became furious.
But Li Chuanze is a tactless guy. After he stood up, he started to criticize with a fatherly tone.
"Why are you mopping the floor in broad daylight—"
Clang!
The door was pushed open from the outside.
Bang!
Pei Li came in with takeout and saw Si Qian standing stupidly at the entrance. He handed the food in his hand to her without taking his eyes off her face.
He asked with a smile: "Mr. Krabs, are you standing at the door waiting for me?"
Si Qian's mouth twitched and he pointed behind him.
Pei Li turned around and saw Li Chuanze, who had just been thrown against the wall by the door, sliding down again like a boneless person.
Pei Li: “…”
Where did this dog-skin plaster come from? Why can't I get rid of it?
Li Chuanze stood up again and was about to speak when the door was pushed open from the outside again.
Bang!
"Master, I'm here!"
Leng Shao came in from outside with a familiar look. Seeing Pei Li and Si Qian standing at the door, he said, "What are you two doing at the door? Master, let me tell you that all the videos from today's program are broken—"
Boom!
The door bounced back and Li Chuanze fell down from behind the door.
Leng Shao heard the noise and turned around, looking surprised: "Hey, why is there another person here?"
Major General Leng picked up Li Chuanze, who had a bleeding nose.
Li Chuanze, whose face was bruised and swollen from being caught in the door, raised the back of his hand to wipe away the blood: "I'm -"
Bang!
The door bounced back and was pushed open again.
Chi Ye opened the door and walked in, shouting: "Qianzi, come on!"
"You haven't finished yet—"
Bang!
The door was pushed open again.
Ji Mingxuan chased in: "Take me with you!"
Si Qian mourned for the knife-cut noodles from the bottom of his heart.
Although his head is made of dough, it can't withstand such treatment.
Li Chuanze, covered in wall dust, raised his trembling right hand from behind the crowd, gasping for breath: "Save...save me..."
After saying that, his eyes rolled back and he fainted.
Only then did everyone notice that Li Chuanze was behind the door, and a group of people hurriedly carried him away.
Li Chuanze, who had fainted, would not wake up no matter how everyone called out to him.
Dead
Ji Mingxuan rubbed his chin thoughtfully and stared at Li Chuanze: "Watch me!"
After saying that, he took out his beloved pet from his pocket and walked forward to lift up Li Chuanze's clothes.
Then he stuffed it in.
Li Chuanze, who was in a daze, suddenly felt something cold moving around his body.
He struggled to open his eyes and saw a small snake standing up and staring at him.
Next, the entire program crew heard Li Chuanze's exclamations and screams.
Director Zheng, who was sleeping in a rocking chair, was so frightened by the shout that his heart stopped and he fell off the chair.
He jumped up and looked around.
"There's an earthquake somewhere!"
In response to him, Li Chuanze cursed loudly.
After suffering such a huge loss, the knife-cut noodles company lost both its reputation and its money.
Unwilling to give in, he took advantage of Ji Mingxuan taking a shower and threw a broken hair dryer at him.
So, in the live broadcast room with tens of millions of people.
After taking a shower, Ji Mingxuan picked up the hair dryer, plugged it in, pointed it at his hair, and turned it on.
boom!
The hair dryer, which was supposed to blow hot air, was directly turned into flame-spraying mode.
Although Ji Mingxuan dodged quickly, a piece of his hair on top of his head was still burnt.
He became bald directly.
When everyone rushed over after hearing the noise, they saw Ji Mingxuan diving into the water and began to comfort him.
Only Si Qian started to make sarcastic remarks.
"It's not even the Chinese New Year yet, and they're already burning pig hair."
Pei Li: "Do you have tin foil? I'll perm your whole body with tin foil."
Li Chuanze cursed: "Serves you right!"
Don't think you don't know he was the one who released the snake!
What's wrong with Mr. Li?
[I feel sorry for my brother for a second, but this shape really looks like a vulture [tears] [covering face]]
[Although I am divine gold, I am still afraid of fire.]
That night, Li Chuanze opened the door.
The room was filled with a hornet's nest.
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