Chapter 158: Teacher Strong plans to walk to Mount Emei to feed his cousin bananas
Lu Yao arrived as scheduled with his fried bee pupae and forced them to be fed.
She didn't care whether it was Sheng Chi or not, she would just stuff the food into anyone's mouth.
Chi Ye followed closely behind, picked up the empty plate, touched Li Chuanze, and stuffed it into his mouth without caring who the other person was.
As to why the plate is empty.
Of course it was because everyone was in a hurry and knocked everything over.
Originally, the plate in Chi Ye's hand contained the bee pupae in Mu Weiyue's hand.
But Chi Ye, who was blindfolded, had no idea what was happening. She thought the food was still on the plate, so she picked up the plate and stuffed it into Li Chuanze's mouth.
"Who is this guy? Hurry up and give it to me!"
Li Chuanze resisted: "Get out!"
Bang!
After a slap, Li Chuanze instantly became obedient.
【I feel sorry for President Li for a second hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. 】
How do we accurately locate Mr. Li every time?
[A forced melon may not be sweet, but it will fill you up.]
In the end, the person who walked towards Li Chuanze was Liu Ye holding a pineapple.
Li Chuanze, with his mouth full, seemed to see hope and looked at Liu Ye eagerly.
And Liu Ye lived up to everyone's expectations and came in front of Li Chuanze.
Just when everyone thought that Liu Ye would feed Li Chuanze, Liu Ye reached out and touched the air around him, but found no one.
I ate the pineapple myself.
With his mouth blocked, Li Chuanze could only utter a pitiful, weak whimper.
[Sorry, I'm a bit naive, I'm leaving now.]
【People can leave, but they can leave their words behind. 】
【I am a mediocre novel reader, I admit my heart. 】
[The head-blocking: 100% funny. The mouth-pushing and force-feeding: 1000% funny. Netizens in the barrage: 10000% funny.]
[Why are they all arresting Mr. Li? Aren’t the others worthy? [Covering face]]
Forced Love
At the end of the first round, Li Chuanze almost lost half his life.
Because Li Chuanze spoke when Mu Weiyue was feeding her, their round didn't count.
Pei Li was tied to a chair. He raised his eyes and stared at Si Qian quietly with a smile.
"Mr. Krabs, you did that on purpose."
Si Qian tilted her head, looked at him with a smile, and accepted the offer generously.
"What else? I can't possibly let you eat grass."
Li Chuanze, who suffered greatly from this: ""
so
Is he also part of the play?
In the second round, the food was replaced.
The food this time was pretty normal, consisting of fruit preserves that were specialties of Yuxian Town.
Li Chuanze breathed a sigh of relief.
But it's obviously too early to relax.
The music starts and the game begins.
Everyone was blindfolded and moved forward slowly like the zombies in Plants vs. Zombies.
After Si Qianping fell several times, he simply lay on the ground and began to twist darkly.
Others are practicing wolf culture.
To her, it became a culture of sex.
Crawling silently in a dark corner like a cockroach.
"Look at my old mantis attack!"
With a roar, Si Qian rushed out headfirst.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Accompanied by the screams of people around him, Si Qian was like a crocodile out of water. After knocking several people away, he touched the leg of the table where the food was placed and climbed up along the pole.
Then she grabbed the banana and started walking back.
The remaining four guests also chose bananas.
After all, this thing is placed at the very edge and is easy to get.
The table was in the south and the guests were in the north. Si Qian took a banana and headed towards Director Zheng in the east without hesitation.
[Where is Qianzi going? Are you coming home for dinner tonight?]
[Teacher Strong plans to walk to Mount Emei to feed bananas to my cousin?]
[I'll put an ETC sticker on Teacher Strong's forehead, and he'll be on the highway holding a banana.]
Director Zheng hid behind Director Wu with a look of fear on his face, and yelled in fear when he recalled the time when he was dominated by Si Qian.
"Someone come quickly, stop her!!!"
A group of staff members hurriedly pulled Si Qian and pushed her back on track.
Si Qian, who couldn't see the road under his feet, stepped on his shoelaces, tripped over his left foot and fell out on the spot.
The banana in his hand was thrown directly at Li Chuanze's face.
Bang!
He got slapped with a banana!
Mu Weiyue was blocked by Si Qian and could only turn to Sheng Chi who was next to Li Chuanze.
Chi Ye grabbed Fu Xiao's mouth and stuffed the banana in his hand into his collar.
Lu Yao and Liu Ye fed the banana into Ji Mingxuan's nostrils and one of them fed the banana into Ji Mingxuan's eyes.
Ji Mingxuan roared, unable to bear it any longer: "Are you blind? This is my nostril!"
In response, a banana was stuffed into his mouth.
"Mmmmm...don't...don't stuff it in!"
[Don't kill my brother Mingxuan.]
[Old Mantis Attack, who understands my shitty sense of humor [laughing and crying]]
【I'm still tempted by mantises. 】
Those who knew clearly saw that he was holding a banana, while those who didn't thought he was holding a bayonet.
At the end of the second round, the entire army was wiped out again.
Sheng Chi couldn't help but complain: "What the hell are you doing!"
Fu Xiao took the banana out of his collar with disgust and busied himself with cleaning the stain, not even bothering to say a word.
Ji Mingxuan slumped in his chair, his breath smelling like bananas. "I'm tired. Let's destroy it."
Li Chuanze wiped his face with a gloomy expression and glared at Si Qian with a bad look.
Sooner or later he will make her look good!
Si Qian frowned and looked back. Li Chuanze immediately adjusted his expression like a cat, withdrew his gaze and pretended to look away as if nothing had happened.
Director Zheng curled his lips, feeling overwhelmed.
Should he give the guests some slack?
The battlefield has been cleaned up and the third round begins.
This time the food is small cookies and candies from the brand Daddy.
Netizens who watched the first two melees are now numb.
The dating variety show is like a special forces selection.
Damn Director Zheng!
The third round of the game begins.
After the lessons of the previous two times, everyone learned their lesson this time.
After slowly and steadily getting the food, everyone did not rush to find their partners, but started to check with the people around them.
Si Qian: “Who are the people next to me now?”
Mu Weiyue answered while holding the plate: "It's me!"
Chi Ye's voice rang out from the other end: "This is me!"
The voices of Lu Yao and Liu Ye came from farther away.
Everyone's current standing position is that Mu Weiyue is in the middle, with Si Qian and Chi Ye on both sides, and Lu Yao and Liu Ye on both sides of Si Qian and Chi Ye respectively.
After confirming their positions, the five people took steps forward almost at the same time, trying to stay on the same level.
Although the method is stupid, it is useful.
At least five people and their respective partners are now facing each other.
Now it’s a competition of who can eat faster.
Director Zheng simply turned a blind eye and pretended not to see it.
Mu Weiyue took out some dried fruit, some plums that were slightly smaller than walnuts, and stuffed them directly into Li Chuanze's mouth, then manually shut his mouth.
"Kawazawa, eat quickly!"
Li Chuanze, with his mouth covered, bit his cheek for a long time until it hurt, and he couldn't swallow it after grunting for a long time.
Mu Weiyue was so anxious that she wanted to poke his throat: "Eat quickly!"
“Mmmmm…”
Li Chuanze's face flushed and he shook his head desperately, the word "core" stuck in his throat for a long time and he couldn't say it.
There is a nuclear!
He couldn't swallow it!
Director Zheng's voice rang out: "Teacher Si is almost done eating!"
The camera turned to Si Qian and Pei Li.
The man tied to the chair tilted his head back, bit one end of the biscuit, and tilted his head slightly to look at the blindfolded Si Qian.
He hummed and said, "Mr. Krabs, this cookie is not tasty."
Si Qian was still holding the other end of the cookie: "Is it unpalatable?"
"You have to taste it"
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