Chapter 165 There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no cake in the cow dung cake
Under Si Qian's continuous bombardment of messages, Pei Li walked out of the room and symbolically knocked on the wide-open door.
"Mr. Krabs, are you asleep?"
Si Qian, who was sitting in the living room hugging a pillow and feeling drowsy, woke up immediately when he heard the sound.
She stood up and trotted over, only to see Pei Li leaning against the door frame with his arms folded, looking at her leisurely.
"Mr. Krabs, do you want to go watch the moon?"
Bang!
The sound of Si Qian closing the door responded to him.
After slamming the door, Si Qian spoke through it.
"No more rewards, I'm going to sleep!"
Pei Li was stunned for a moment after being rejected, but he quickly adjusted his mood.
"Goodnight, Mr. Krabs!"
"good evening!"
…
The next morning.
Director Zheng took his loud speaker and went door to door to wake up each group of guests.
"Don't wake up!"
"Don't sleep now, there will be plenty of time to sleep when you die!"
"Get up, the sun is shining on your butt!"
"Get up quick... ah who just hit me!"
When passing by Ji Mingxuan's house, a pillow was thrown out of the window and hit Director Zheng.
[Stop howling, it makes my head hurt!]
What's wrong with Director Zheng?
[Old men are more energetic than us lifeless young people! ]
Is it possible that Director Zheng is experiencing a last burst of energy these days?
The guests who were woken up took their time to change their clothes and gathered in the square.
Seeing that everyone had arrived, Director Zheng took out his loudspeaker and said, "Please collect your mission cards and go to the designated farmers' homes to help out and get this morning's breakfast."
Si Qian was the first to go up and took out a task card from the five cards.
"Please go to 1,765 households on the street to help the farmer feed the pigs."
Mu Weiyue followed and took a ticket: "Please go to 956 households on the street and help the fish pond owner catch fish... Catch fish!!! I'll go!"
She was originally drowsy, but immediately she sat up straight.
Fu Xiao was devastated when he saw the task card: "Why is mine supposed to be shoveling cow dung?!"
Chi Ye rolled his eyes at Fu Xiao and showed the mission card to the camera: "Our mission is to go up the mountain and cut bamboo."
Sheng Chi was confused: "We are cleaning the beehives..."
[I haven't eaten a single bite this morning and I already have to work, hahahaha.]
【It’s not hard work, but a hard life. 】
[The cows and horses are going to shovel cow dung!]
Without further ado, let’s go.
The first two people to arrive were Fu Xiao and Liu Ye.
As soon as he approached the cattle farm, Fu Xiao took a deep breath, and the fishy smell hit him in the face, making him almost vomit on the spot.
After Liu Ye and Brother Niu Chang introduced their purpose, they took them in for a tour.
The older brother in a dirty leather jacket introduced himself to the two of them enthusiastically: "I'm a big cattle breeder in Yuxian Town. Don't look at our place as a little dirty, a little messy, and a little poor, but..."
The eldest brother changed the subject and smiled like a Maitreya Buddha——
“It stinks!”
Fu Xiao: ""
Coming out of the cattle factory, the elder brother casually asked: "Have you two eaten?"
Fu Xiao and Liu Ye shook their heads: "No."
The eldest brother casually grabbed some dried persimmons drying outside and placed them in their hands: "If you want to eat them, come and get them later."
Liu Ye hurriedly took the persimmon cake and thanked him. Fu Xiao had been starving since early in the morning, so he started eating with big mouthfuls.
"Those sour dates drying outside can be eaten with anything..."
On a large concrete lot outside the cattle farm, dark brown lumps of things that looked like tea cakes were drying.
Looking at the regular sized and shaped cakes, Fu Xiao squatted down curiously and picked up a piece: "What is this?"
As he said this, he leaned in and sniffed it.
No taste.
The eldest brother explained: "This is a cake, a cow dung cake."
When Fu Xiao heard about the cow dung cake, he immediately wanted to put it back with a look of disgust, and listened to his elder brother continue to explain.
"Don't be scared by its name. Just like there's no wife in wife cakes, there's no cow dung cakes..."
Fu Xiao picked it up and took a bite.
"cake……"
Before the eldest brother finished speaking, he saw Fu Xiao chewing a piece of cow dung, which scared him so much that he stretched out his Erkang hand.
"Hey, hey, you can't eat this! This is for burning fire!!!"
Fu Xiao, who had just chewed two bites and felt the taste was a bit strange, suddenly changed his expression after hearing this. A sour feeling rose in his stomach and he immediately vomited it all out.
"Ugh...yue..."
There is no wife in wife cake, no husband and wife in husband and wife lung slices, no fish in fish-flavored shredded pork, and no cake in cow dung cake. So, will she have me in her heart? [Breaking down in tears]
【Love brain fork out!】
[Xiao Ge really always manages to put his only mouth at the mercy of others, hahahahaha.]
The second group, Si Qian and Pei Li, have arrived at the pig farm.
The pig farmer took them directly to the open-air stove.
A large pot with a diameter of almost two meters was placed on the casually built earthen stove. Next to the pot was a chopping board for cutting vegetables, and firewood was piled underneath.
"Go wash the potatoes and vegetables over there, let's start cooking!"
Si Qian was a little confused: "Huh? Aren't you going to feed the pigs first?"
The eldest brother waved his hand: "Feed it later, no rush."
So, she and Pei Li went to wash and cut vegetables, while her eldest brother carried firewood and heated the pot.
The three of them were very busy.
Si Qian washed three large basins of potatoes, so exhausted that she could barely stand up straight. She wiped the sweat off her face and began to doubt her life: "Brother, can we even finish all this food?"
"Eat it all, eat it all. If you can't finish it, save it for the next meal!"
I saw my eldest brother standing by the stove and started pouring lard into it.
When the oil started to smoke, the three men poured three large basins of potatoes into it and began to fry them over high heat.
The eldest brother stood on the stove, picked up the shovel and started turning it.
After about five or six minutes, the potatoes were fried into a golden tiger-skin shape and were taken out. My brother then poured the sweet potatoes in and continued frying them until they turned golden brown.
Then add onion, coriander, potatoes...
Then there are all kinds of seasonings, salt, vinegar, sugar, chili powder...
Is the food in this group so good?
[Big brother, I'm here to help too. Just provide the meals!]
[I can’t take it anymore, my saliva is about to flow down!]
[I can eat eight bowls of this sweet and sour potatoes! Where is the address? I'll bring my own bowl and chopsticks!]
Si Qian looked at the pot full of potatoes and felt so hungry that he wanted to bite someone.
After an hour of hard work, the potatoes were ready.
The eldest brother wiped his sweat and said: "Oh, with you two helping us, the efficiency is much higher. It used to take me an hour and a half!"
Si Qian said modestly: "You're welcome, you're welcome."
The eldest brother smiled and said: "Okay, let's start feeding the pigs now!"
After saying that, Si Qian just watched his elder brother come over with a big bucket that said "for feeding pigs" and start putting the potatoes in the pot into the bucket.
ah?
ah? !
"Brother, this...is this for pigs?"
Not only was Si Qian a little confused, but even Pei Li felt a little...it was hard to describe.
"Oh, by the way! You two haven't had breakfast yet!"
The eldest brother, who had just remembered that they had not eaten yet, picked up two clean bowls and directly poured a bowl of rice from the pot into her and Pei Li's bowl.
“Eat!”
Si Qian: ""
The food for pigs and humans is cooked in the same pot?
[At first I thought it was for human food, but he ended up feeding it to pigs. When I thought it was just pig food, he started eating it again.]
[Excuse me, are you still short of pigs? I'll be here to be a pig on Saturdays and Sundays, and I'll be working as a cow or horse at the company from Monday to Friday.]
Pig: What oil do you use? What oil? [Smiles]
[Pig: You're using my uncle's oil to cook for me? Are you sick?]
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