Chapter 167 Dora the Adventurer
The team of Ji Mingxuan and Liu Ye completed the task most smoothly. After cutting down the bamboo, they loaded it into the car and returned to the town.
As the hungry Ji Mingxuan entered the yard, he caught a glimpse of the tofu on the square table in the middle of the yard and a foul smell from the brine rushed into his nose, making him sneeze several times.
Chi Ye next to him rolled his eyes because of the smoke and went outside to get some fresh air.
Out of politeness, Ji Mingxuan, trying to suppress his discomfort, covered his nose and shouted into the house.
"Master, the stinky tofu fried early in the morning smells so good!"
At this moment, a hand stretched out from the open toilet not far away.
"No, I'm taking a shit!"
“…”
“…”
Ji Mingxuan ran out with a pale face.
After about fifteen minutes, he took a deep breath, prepared himself mentally, and pushed the door open again.
A foul smell still lingered for a long time.
Ji Mingxuan covered his mouth and nose and frowned: "Master, are you not done yet?"
The chef shouted: "I'm cooking."
As he spoke, the master brought a jar of brine from the house to the yard and opened the lid.
The smell became stronger.
"Want to smell it? This is the old, ancestral brine! It's so fragrant!"
The master scooped a little and brought it to Ji Mingxuan. Ji Mingxuan was so scared that he waved his hands repeatedly and praised it against his conscience.
"I just sniffed it, and I think it has a very strong aroma. And...it's mainly fermented black beans and young bamboo shoots...The degree of fermentation...it goes straight to your palate. There's a bit of brine, and the flavor is just on your tongue coating. The flavor fills your entire mouth, including your nasal cavity, with that rich aroma..."
[Who says this brine is old? This brine is amazing! [Like] [Awesome]]
This brine goes straight into your mouth, nose, chest, pelvis, abdomen, and even into your machine gun... biubiubiu!
【It's too noisy~】
[This is what I say when my mind goes blank while taking the Mandarin Chinese language exam.]
I feel like I'm just trying to squeeze in the word count in my essay.
The chef went to braise his tofu, and since they were tired from helping to chop bamboo all morning, he cooked for Ji Mingxuan and Chi Ye.
Ji Mingxuan and Chi Ye squatted at the door of someone's house with their bowls in their hands, eating rice with chopsticks without any image.
After finishing the meal, I received a message from the program team asking me to gather at the square.
Before leaving, Ji Mingxuan suddenly covered his stomach and wanted to run back.
Chi Ye reached out and grabbed his sleeve: "Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to go to the bathroom, you go first!"
Ji Mingxuan was sweating profusely as he clutched his stomach in pain. Chi Ye looked at him as if he were a staff maker and pointed to the toilet in his master's house: "You can use this, too!"
Unexpectedly, Ji Mingxuan shook his head desperately. He was still traumatized when he thought of the smell that had just come from the toilet.
The eldest brother also warmly invited him to his home to solve the problem. Ji Mingxuan suppressed his discomfort and waved his hands, speaking without thinking.
"No, I never used the toilet outside since I was a child. I think it's so rude!"
After saying that, the man ran away.
Only the back was left to the confused Chi Ye and the teacher who was filming him.
Backpack
By the time everyone finished breakfast and arrived at the square, it was already past nine o'clock.
The director team announced something very important.
"Today, we need each guest to take time out to film a product promotion advertisement for a few sponsors for later promotion. The requirement is to show the sponsor's products and our program team's logo, and the duration should not exceed 60 seconds."
Unfortunately, Si Qian directly drew the Li Group, one of the investors in this issue.
That’s right, the Li family of Li Chuanze.
Family, the sky is falling.
Pei Li didn't say anything for a long time. He just looked at Si Qian meaningfully and gave her a thumbs up.
"Mr. Krabs is just lucky!"
It sounds a bit weird.
Pei Li, another investor this season, went with Si Qian to shoot Li's product promotion advertisement.
The comments on the barrage are full of wickedness:
After stealing his rival's ex-girlfriend, the president is in trouble.
[Enough! I'm jealous of your talent!]
[In the domestic entertainment industry, we generally call this "burning winter."]
“Which specific goods should I bring?”
Si Qian asked Director Zheng uncertainly, she had to consider Pei Li.
"As long as it's Li's product, it's fine."
After receiving Director Zheng's response, Si Qian quietly pulled Pei Li aside and asked, "Is it convenient for you to film Li's products?"
“Promotional placement is OK.”
There is no conflict of interest between the two families. It's just that he and Li Chuanze have some personal grudges, which has no impact.
Si Qian felt relieved and made an OK gesture to Director Zheng.
After everyone had drawn their numbers, Director Zheng picked up the speaker and said, "Today's first round of games, let's have a tacit understanding challenge where you draw and I guess."
"Five groups of guests will choose one guest to draw a picture based on the content on the board, and another guest will look at the picture and guess the picture. Within fifteen minutes, the group with the fewest correct answers will lose fifty yuan for living expenses."
After finishing speaking, Lu Yao asked: "How much is the reward for answering correctly?"
"There's no reward for a correct answer, but there will be a penalty for an incorrect answer. Good luck everyone."
Fu Xiao wanted to fight the director: "No way, there are only 100 of us left in our group! Are you going to let us live?"
Director Zheng seemed ruthless and cold-blooded. Before the guest could get angry and attack, he turned around and took out an electric saw.
snort!
He wants to see who dares to cause trouble this time!
The shocked guests quickly withdrew one of their legs.
Is Yugan scared by being beaten by the guests? Why did he even prepare a chainsaw in advance?
Director Zheng: Are you moved? Guest: I dare not move, not at all!
The game started, and the first group to come on stage were Ji Mingxuan and Chi Ye.
Chi Ye came to paint Ji Mingxuan's guess.
After the two sat down opposite each other, Director Wu, who was standing behind Ji Mingxuan, showed the first word - the musical notation.
Chi Ye's eyes lit up, and he immediately picked up a pen and drew five crooked straight lines and several musical symbols on the whiteboard.
Ji Mingxuan also understood what he meant. This was too simple!
He stood up, pointed at the drawing board and shouted confidently:
"It's a maggot!"
The smile on Chi Ye's face suddenly stopped: "Open your eyes and look carefully!"
"These are maggots swimming in a cesspool!"
"Maggots from the sea of dung!"
Chi Ye picked up the drawing board and was about to throw it at Ji Mingxuan, but was stopped by the staff.
"Fuck you maggots!"
Chi Ye was so angry that he wanted to hit someone: "You must have been kicked in the head by a donkey. This is musical notation! Musical notation!"
What an outrageous answer [tears streaming down my face]
[My younger brother confidently stood up and yelled "maggots!", but the result was a five-line musical notation, hahahahahahahahahaha.]
Next up – Squidward.
Chi Ye confidently drew an oval head again, with a semicircle connecting it to the bottom.
Ji Mingxuan excitedly answered: "I know that!"
Chi Ye cast a hopeful look at him, only to hear Ji Mingxuan shout, "This is Doraemon!"
"That adventurous Doraemon!"
“…”
"That's Jackie Chan!"
"Bullshit, the adventurous one is called Dora!"
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