Chapter 186 Don’t be obsessed with me, I’m just a legend
【"I Want to See and Say It"】
@Siqian, please show everyone a look, show everyone a look, show everyone a look, show everyone a look!
[He secretly ate the tonic without telling us! (Roaring) (Growling) (Angry)]
Si Qian held up the camera and threw the coat on the sofa to Pei Li, indicating that he should put on his clothes first.
Pei Li obediently took his clothes and went back to his room to change.
The two went downstairs together.
Pei Li walked next to Si Qian, and the back of his hand brushed against her from time to time. Because of the camera, Si Qian could only turn around and glare at him fiercely.
In the square, others have already arrived.
Everyone sat together and chatted.
Fu Xiao, feeling hopeless, gritted his teeth and said, "Director Zheng, you should at least notify me about this surprise shoot. What were you doing last night?"
I was only wearing shorts early in the morning, and the camera that pushed the door open captured everything.
That's fine, but now everyone on Weibo is saying he's only three centimeters tall...
This is a great shame!
Director Zheng calmly took a sip of tea and said, "Pee, wash your face, brush your teeth, and cook hot pot."
Si Qian asked Director Zheng curiously: "The water supply was cut off last night."
puff--
"Cough cough cough cough!"
“Cough cough cough… cough cough cough!”
Director Zheng choked on the tea he had just drunk and it sprayed out of his nose because of Si Qian's words.
Director Wu, who was carrying a fruit plate, came down from the RV. Seeing this, his pupils trembled. He ran over shouting, spread out his five fingers and slapped Director Zheng on the back.
"Yougan, hold on!"
This slap almost shattered Director Zheng’s lungs.
[Hahahahaha the main point is recycling, right?]
[Director Zheng is quite frugal, using urine to brush his teeth, wash his face, and cook noodles...]
[Director Zheng: Nima!]
Si Qian picked up the sliced watermelon from Director Wu's fruit bowl and took a bite.
“yue……!”
A smell of garlic rushed into Si Qian's head, and he didn't even want to eat it anymore.
"Why does this watermelon smell like garlic?"
Director Wu slapped his forehead and said, "Oh, Yugan and I had hot pot last night, and when I was making the dipping sauce, I chopped some garlic and forgot to wash it!"
Si Qian quickly drank two sips of water to rinse his mouth, then turned to Director Wu and said:
"Throw away the knife, and throw the watermelon away. A watermelon stained with garlic is like a cheating partner. Even one look at it makes me sick!"
Pei Li always felt that she was pointing at him.
But Li Chuanze felt that she was implying something about him.
Sheng Chi felt that she was making a veiled criticism.
Fu Xiao felt that she was hinting at something.
In short, the men present had different thoughts.
Only Ji Mingxuan approached Si Qian again with eager eyes, looking innocent and harmless: "Teacher Si, don't worry, I will definitely not--"
“Hey!”
Leng Shao, who was fiddling with his green side bangs not far away, saw that something was wrong and became alarmed. He was afraid that his master was being poached by someone, so he rushed over and shouted.
Ji Mingxuan turned around and saw a black shadow rushing towards him like a cannonball.
call out--
Before Ji Mingxuan could react, Leng Shao shoved him and sent him flying.
Leng Shao, who was wearing a tight red Wangzai shirt, proudly lifted his other eye to look at Ji Mingxuan who was knocked away.
Then, Leng Shao shook his hands, sucked his cheeks and slapped his face left and right, poked Ji Mingxuan with his index finger, and shouted non-mainstream quotations -
"We are all just plain water, why do you have to pretend to be beautiful?"
With him around, no one can shake the position of Master's Wife in his heart!
Indeed, Pei Li's two thousand yuan last night had successfully bribed Young Master Leng.
Ji Mingxuan covered his chest with his hands in pain, raised his hands and shouted: "Security! Where is the security! Where is the security!"
Leng Shao rolled up his sleeves to show his biceps and grinned: "Sorry, security is me!"
Ji Mingxuan: ""
Stretching out a foot wearing loafers, Leng Shao spoke in a very cunning tone.
"Don't be obsessed with me, I'm just a legend!"
[Haha ...
[New here, may I ask what this Leng Shao's identity is?]
[The son of Vice President Zhou of Tiansheng Entertainment next door, the top scorer in the liberal arts section of the Beijing gaokao two years ago, a disciple of Teacher Strong, and the patriarch of the Zangai family.]
[The first few are fine, but what the hell is the last one, the patriarch of the Zangai family? Hahahaha, help!]
Not far away, Pei Li gave Leng Shao an affirmative look in response.
He picked up his phone and secretly transferred five hundred yuan to Leng Shao.
Note: Well done!
Leng Shao happily took the money and retreated, and made a secret decision in his heart.
He will protect the love between Master and his wife!
Ji Mingxuan raised his middle finger towards Leng Shao and put Leng Shao at the top of his Dark Shark list!
Director Zheng, already numb to the farce, picked up the microphone and said, "Everyone, be quiet!"
No one listened to him.
"Everyone be quiet!"
Still no one paid any attention.
Director Zheng gritted his teeth, his Qi sinking into his Dantian——
"I want to see which baby sits the most upright and correct!"
A group of people looked at Director Zheng as if he was mentally retarded, but they finally sat down.
After everyone quieted down, Director Zheng outlined the rules of today's game: "Hold Back Laughter Challenge: Five groups of guests will draw lots to choose their opponents, and then they'll compete in pairs. Whoever laughs first within three minutes will have 100 yuan deducted from their living expenses. The winner will receive the living expenses deducted by the other groups."
As soon as the rules were read, the ten guests present were instantly in an uproar.
Si Qian: "I can't have any fun. I'm a natural smiler."
Some people on the barrage have already started to worry for Si Qian.
[It's over. I got a complete defeat in the first round after drawing Teacher Strong.]
The first round of draw, Si Qian VS Dao Xie Mian.
One is born to love laughing, and the other is born with facial paralysis.
In the center of the square, two people sat opposite each other.
The three-minute countdown begins——
Li Chuanze returned to his usual aloof and domineering self and sat opposite Si Qian with a stern face.
Si Qian sighed and then stood up.
Li Chuanze was instantly beaten back to his original form, his face turned pale -
"Don't hit my face!"
Director Zheng was horrified and extended his hand: "No hitting the guests!"
Si Qian stood up and looked at the two men as if they were idiots, then calmly straightened his clothes.
Director Zheng sat back as if nothing had happened, and Li Chuanze also acted as if nothing had happened.
At this time, Si Qian took a deep breath and sank the energy into his dantian.
"Dear knife-cut noodles——"
【Hahahahahahahahahahahaha my damn funny point!】
The earth-shattering shout almost gave Li Chuanze a cardiac arrest.
Si Qian opened his hands and roared towards the sky——
"Whose love do you think you are accepting?"
"It's the love of God!"
The corners of Li Chuanze's mouth twitched, but he managed to keep his composure.
"Don't try to challenge my bottom line!"
Li Chuanze took a deep breath and closed his eyes to avoid looking at Si Qian's frantic performance.
Si Qian is still immersed in the performance——
"This damn knife-cut noodles~ (deep sniff) (exhale)"
“It’s so spicy! (Aftertaste)”
"Mianmian~ Listen to me, from now on, only I, Si Qian, have the right to make you cry! (Roaring)"
[Zero frame start, how can I defend against you!]
[Only you, Si Qian, have the right to make him cry. Didn't he cry because you beat him? ]
【Hush! See through it but don’t say it out loud.】
【What the hell is Mianmian! 】
[Teacher Strong's saliva was almost spraying on Mr. Li's face.]
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