Chapter 191 Capital Accumulation is Dark!
Li Chuanze: "..."
Doctor: “Are you feeling any worse?”
Li Chuanze pointed to the back of his head: "It hurts a little. I accidentally hit the door frame..."
The doctor pulled his hair apart and muttered, "There's something wrong with your brain..."
Li Chuanze's heart skipped a beat.
The others heard the noise and looked over.
Could it be that he had a brain injury?
"Doctor, if you have any questions, just tell me... What's wrong with my head?"
The doctor didn't even look at him: "No, I'm saying our director has a problem with his brain. If you don't clock in, it won't count as full attendance. Your work today will be in vain."
Li Chuanze: "..."
Could you please stop breathing so hard when talking?
During the following blood test, the doctor sighed and shook his head.
Li Chuanze saw the doctor's frown and the look of difficulty in relaxing, and his mentality collapsed: "Is there any other problem?"
The other party shook his head: "No, this broken machine is too slow."
Just as his heart was about to fall, the doctor closed his eyes and said, "It's over!"
Li Chuanze's fists were almost stiff.
"What happened this time?"
The doctor stood up in panic and shouted towards the door: "Doctor Jiang... Doctor Jiang..."
The voice was so loud that everyone in the hospital corridor looked over.
The scene was as spectacular as it could be.
Li Chuanze suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.
This time it won't be true
"medical--"
"Doctor Jiang! Go to the front desk and clock in for me!"
""
After he finished speaking, the doctor turned around and saw Li Chuanze looking at him coldly. He touched his head and asked, "Is there anything wrong?"
Li Chuanze took a deep breath and gritted his teeth, saying, "Let me ask about my test results."
"Oh, there's nothing wrong with you."
“…”
…
The test results for other people have also come out, and there are no major problems.
At this moment, Pei Yi was afraid of causing trouble for his brother, so he was hugging Director Zheng's legs and crying for forgiveness.
Fu Xiao slumped over on the hospital bed, feeling completely exhausted. "Look at it from a positive perspective... maybe I can lose a lot of weight this time... it'll just be a bit of a pain."
At least it’s just expired food, not eating shit.
He is already very content.
Si Qian continued: "That's nothing. I have a friend who lost dozens of pounds by running..."
Director Zheng, who just came in from outside, was surprised: "You have lost so much weight!"
"Um."
He wants to lose weight!
So that I don’t have to be laughed at by these people for being smoked pig’s head!
Director Zheng: "Let him teach me how to lose weight!"
Si Qian tilted his head and glanced at Director Zheng, then thought for a moment and said:
"I was hit by a car while running and had both legs amputated."
Director Zheng: “…”
Si Qian: "Director Wu, what are you laughing at?"
Director Wu, who was called out by name, forced out a smile that was uglier than crying: "My teeth are a little cold, I came out to get some fresh air."
Feel sorry.
His sense of humor and his virtue are fighting...
After all this trouble, it was the next day.
The fact that the guests were admitted to the hospital due to food poisoning in the early morning had already been photographed by passers-by and posted online.
The hot search is still at the top.
Netizens are also accustomed to this.
[No need to guess, the greedy girls must have gotten food poisoning from the pirated snacks that Mr. Pei's brother brought.]
[Boss Pei, let your younger brother take a look at his brain.]
[Crowdfunding to get my brother's brain treated.]
[Crowdfunding to help my brother see his brain +1]
【+10086】
Today's live broadcast will start a little later.
The first thing shown on the screen is an empty shot, followed by a perspective that gives a sense of stealth.
Judging from the background, it should be in the fruit section of the supermarket.
"I've grown up, my dear mother. Even if you're not by my side, I've learned how to pick fruits..."
Then, a hand with well-proportioned joints appeared in the camera.
Before the group of old perverts on the barrage could scream and lick the screen, the other party stretched out their evil hands...
Pei Yi slowly reached into a cart full of goods, stealthily took out a box of oranges, and then quietly put it back into his own cart.
Then, he followed the woman who was shopping in front of him and stole all the vegetables and fruits that the woman had picked out and put them back into his own cart while she wasn't paying attention.
And he hummed rap.
"I've stolen ribs, I've stolen tenderloins, I've even stolen hens!"
"I've stolen flour and rice, and people say I'm so smart!"
"I've stolen eggplants, I've stolen beans, I've been a thief, and I have no guilt!"
"I've stolen leeks, bean sprouts, and even someone's rice spoon!"
["The confession was recorded for three days and three nights, and he was finally acquitted"]
【They just steal useless things.】
[Three years of stealing isn't enough to file a case.]
【Brother, you forgot to turn off the automatic pickup. 】
[I won’t steal your grandfather’s tickle today]
[The suspected history of the Pei Group's early years has been exposed [heart]]
This is probably the primitive accumulation of capital (touches chin) (thinks)
[Brother, stop stealing. Let your brother give you some money.]
Pei Li, who was watching the live broadcast in the bamboo building, felt complicated. He was about to explain to Si Qian that he really didn't steal anything, but Si Qian gave him an affirmative look.
Si Qian: "Don't say anymore, I understand."
Pei Li: "...What do you know?"
Si Qian: "The accumulation of capital is all dark!"
“…”
In the supermarket, just as Pei Yi was about to go to the front desk to check out, the woman from whom he had just stolen came over, grabbed his collar and pulled him up.
The woman said viciously, "You're the only one who can't afford to live, right?!"
Just as the woman was about to make a move, Pei Yi was so frightened that he quickly raised his hands and yelled at the top of his lungs—
"Wait a minute, I have something to say!!!"
Perhaps it was because his tone was too righteous, the woman hesitated for a moment and loosened her grip on his collar.
"Go ahead."
Pei Yi squatted down with his head in his hands: "Auntie, can you please stop hitting my face?"
“…”
"Auntie, call me Auntie!"
The woman pointed at herself with an expression of disbelief—
"I was so busy picking the good fruits that I forgot to give you the good fruits to eat!"
After he finished speaking, Pei Yi's earth-shattering screams were heard in the supermarket.
"Director Zheng, help me!"
In response, Director Zheng just stood not far away and watched indifferently.
It's so funny, he wouldn't be stupid enough to go up and get slapped!
Director Zheng made a heart shape in Pei Yi's direction.
"Brother, don't worry about other people's slaps!"
[Brother, remember to buy fruit near the university from now on, because all the bad college students have been picked out [Love you]]
[I advised you to delete the post above. I didn’t offend any of you!!!]
[Not only did I learn how to pick fruits and vegetables, I also learned how to pick things.]
[You took out a box, at least give one back to the other person.]
In the end, Pei Yi came back with the vegetables and fruits he had stolen.
Si Qian, who was watching the live broadcast, had already laughed himself crazy.
"Brother, are you okay?"
Si Qian tried hard to suppress the corners of his mouth that couldn't help but turn up and said a few words of concern.
Pei Yi raised his hand and wiped away the non-existent tears: "Sister-in-law..."
Pei Yi was about to say this when he remembered his brother's words about not calling her "sister-in-law" in front of the camera, so he changed to a more euphemistic name -
"My brother's future wife, I'm fine."
However, it wasn't very subtle.
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