Chapter 198 You'll Be Good If You Get a Bunch of Enoki Mushrooms with Pepper Peel
[From now on, I'll only run 800 meters. Fu Xiao, just be happy about it [heart]]
【Whose crush became sister】
[Before, you were calling me "sister" all the time, which was quite affectionate. Now that you've really become my sister, your fans are unhappy again.]
Please give the girl-chasing game back to the girls.
Please return the chrysanthemums to the flowers.
【Please return the address book to your phone. 】
Please return the tuition to the students.
Please return the RMB to the people [heart]
The boy, who failed to flirt with the girl, finally transferred 200 yuan to Fu Xiao in disappointment, and promised that he would be responsible if he had any sequelae.
Fu Xiao was horrified: "You have a double plug?!"
The boy was shocked, his pupils trembling and he said loudly: "I mean, my dad is a men's doctor!"
Si Qian and Pei Li: "..."
For a moment I didn't know what to say.
The boy warmly invited everyone to his house for dinner and told everyone that there was an artificial hot spring in Yuxian Town, which was free and everyone could go and take a bath.
When they heard that they could have a free meal, their eyes lit up.
On the way to the boy's home, they learned that his name was Da Zhuang.
Si Qian tried to get closer: "Da Zhuang, I know you. You're very famous on Tik Tok!"
The boy was confused for a rare moment: "Really?"
Si Qian nodded hurriedly: "Yes, you and Xiaomei often rent coffin houses in various places, and even borrow expansion screws from my second aunt!"
[Da Zhuang and Xiao Mei often rent a one-square-meter coffin room, hahahahahahahahaha. ]
[Teacher Si, please watch less renovation videos.]
[At the age of thirty-six, Da Zhuang insisted on buying a house in City S. His family pooled their money together to buy a house, totaling two hundred and seventy-six...]
The area inside the house is 0.6%, and the area borrowed from heaven is 96%.
[Da Zhuang, who lives in the coffin room, hates February the most because he can only write 28 suicide notes in February.]
After hearing this, Dazhuang just smiled shyly and took everyone to the hot spring in the back mountain to take a bath.
According to Dazhuang, this hot spring is a sulfur hot spring.
As soon as we arrived, a layer of hot and humid mist floated above the hot springs.
Fu Xiao's face lit up with joy, and he was the first to dive into the water.
Plop!
The huge splash of water almost drenched the surrounding staff.
"This sulfur hot spring is great, and it even has sulfur..."
As he spoke, Fu Xiao picked up a yellow, water-soaked object and showed it to the people on the shore.
sulfur
Da Zhuang's expression showed obvious hesitation.
Si Qian leaned over to take a look and frowned.
Several teachers who were filming gave a close-up of the sulfur in Fu Xiao's hand.
Fu Xiao was still beckoning everyone to get in the water: "Come on, the water temperature is just right!"
Si Qian grabbed Pei Li, who was about to go near the water, and quickly took him away.
She gave Fu Xiao, who was swimming, a thumbs-up and said, "Congratulations, buddy! You got the hidden gem!"
"What's the meaning"
Si Qian: "What I mean is, what you have in your hand is not sulfur, but Ren Zhong Huang."
Afraid of hurting Fu Xiao's feelings, Si Qian even changed his words to a more euphemistic one.
Obviously, Fu Xiao didn't understand.
I even felt that Si Qian was weird.
Da Zhuang's mouth twitched as he retreated two steps and shouted towards Fu Xiao in the water -
"Come up quickly, the stuff in here is shit!"
Fu Xiao froze. "What?"
Pei Li smiled: "It means someone jumped into the pool."
[City people just speak directly, hahahahaha.]
[Is Fu Xiao going to be unable to get along with shit in this life? ]
Low EQ: This is shit. High EQ: The philtrum is yellow.
Fu Xiao's smile gradually became forced, but he still insisted on denying it: "Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
Si Qian: “This is shit.”
Fu Xiao: "You're talking nonsense, this is sulfur!"
Si Qian: "Human shit."
Fu Xiao: "I don't believe it! This is sulfur!"
Si Qian was too lazy to say anything: "Okay, this is wild crab roe, try it while it's still hot."
Fu Xiao was about to collapse. In fact, when several people retreated, he knew what was going on, but he just didn't want to admit it.
[Everyone stop laughing, Fu Xiao is about to break, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter!]
[Stop arguing, let me be fair, this is porn that was leaked.]
[If you get a bunch of enoki mushrooms and corn kernels with chili skin, you will be obedient]
Everyone gradually broke down Fu Xiao's last psychological defense.
Finally, he crawled up.
After taking a shower, Fu Xiao, holding his crotch, sat on a bench not far away and planned to take a rest. At this time, a yellow butterfly flew over and landed on him.
Fu Xiao looked at the others and proudly showed off the butterfly flying towards him.
"Look, I can't drive it away, which means it likes me."
As he spoke, he poked the butterfly with his hand.
Si Qian moved away from Fu Xiao in disgust, almost squeezing onto Pei Li next to him.
"You're right, it does like the smell of you."
Fu Xiao: ""
Si Qian thought for a long time and finally told him the cruel truth.
"This thing is a shit butterfly. It likes the smell of decay and stench, and it feeds on feces..."
Fu Xiao: “…”
"Brother, if you don't pay attention to hygiene, the next time you come, it'll be a vulture."
【It's so pitiful to suffer two blows in a row. 】
[Am I the only one who notices that Mr. Si is quite knowledgeable? ]
[Do you think she works so many part-time jobs for nothing? ]
After this incident, Fu Xiao almost became autistic.
But a group of netizens were unwilling to let him go and called out to Fu Xiao on Weibo, asking him if he wanted to try the fresh crab roe.
After having dinner at Dazhuang's house, Si Qian heard that Dazhuang was in his senior year of high school. In order to repay the favor of the meal, the enthusiastic Si Qian helped Dazhuang with his homework in front of his father for an entire afternoon.
When leaving, Da Zhuang's father waved goodbye reluctantly, and Da Zhuang had two lines of tears falling down his cheeks.
It looks so pitiful.
On the way home, Si Qian seemed to notice that Pei Li was in a bad mood today. When passing by the flower shop, she took the initiative to say: "You look so bad, aren't you happy?"
After being ignored for a day, Pei Li stubbornly replied, "No."
"It's okay if you're in a bad mood. I'll buy you some roses!"
With that, she turned and went into the store.
When she came out again, she held ninety-nine roses in her hand.
Dried flowers.
A bag of milk was slapped into Pei Li's hand. "You look pale. Drink more water to improve your complexion."
Pei Li: “…”
"Be good and don't be materialistic. I've always felt that you're different from other men. Don't compare yourself to those materialistic men..."
[I really thought you had finally gotten wise, but I didn't expect you had brain stem loss.]
【She is a warm-hearted woman [heart]】
[Teacher Strong has started KFC Pei again.]
[Where did Teacher Strong pick up the CPU language in the Poor Man's Handbook for Picking Up Girls? It seems familiar.]
Pei Li pursed his lips and finally accepted the bag of dried flowers. Si Qian then smiled with satisfaction.
A group of people on the barrage almost laughed themselves crazy.
Back to the bamboo building, I followed the teacher tinkering with the camera downstairs.
Seeing this, Si Qian dragged Pei Li into his room like a thief and closed the door.
"Shh! Don't make any noise!"
Pei Li was about to ask her what was wrong, but Si Qian made a gesture to silence her.
Seeing that the teacher who was following her didn't come up, she immediately took out a rose from her arms.
"It's for you."
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