Chapter 201 Your Life My Dream
I actually expected him to teach me something...
How can people be so shameless?
[Boonie Bears is true love. Director Zheng even paid for Director Wu's food.]
[Not only is there food, but there's also a big mouth that loves to eat, and you didn't even mention a word.]
Director Wu, who was caught by Director Zheng and beaten up off-camera, had become much more obedient when he came back.
This time, he took Si Qian and Pei Li to the free tasting area of the supermarket and pretended to be generous and made a gesture of invitation.
"Get whatever you want to eat!"
As he spoke, he picked up the bread for tasting and started to eat it.
After the two looked at each other, they immediately followed Director Wu's example and ate and drank for free.
"This isn't a solution..."
Outside the supermarket, Si Qian was still eating the bread given to him by a kind-hearted person and thinking of a solution.
Pei Li: "Do you have any other skills?"
He paused chewing the bread, and after swallowing the dry bread in a few gulps, Si Qian immediately clapped his hands: "Got it!"
Half an hour later——
The wedding scene of an unknown couple.
"You two are..."
The aunt at the same table pointed at Si Qian and Pei Li and asked in confusion.
Si Qian lied without blushing or beating her heart: "We are the children of the bride's neighbor's uncle's distant cousin, and we came here to attend the wedding."
【Abbreviation: Come to take advantage of the situation.】
[This is hilarious! When I was a kid, I would make up the same story when people asked me where I came from.]
[Teacher Si has such a thick face, he will succeed in everything he does.]
The male emcee walked onto the stage with a big smile on his face: "Welcome everyone to the wedding of Mr. X and Ms. X..."
The two newlyweds slowly walked onto the stage under everyone's gaze.
The emcee stood in the middle and asked the audience cheerfully: "Today is a good day. The two of them are like a perfect match. How would you rate today's bride?"
The bride's face darkened.
Then the MC asked the groom: "If your mother or your wife fell into the water, who would you save first?"
The groom's face also turned dark.
MC: "Do you want to see the bride and groom kiss? Non-stop applause and kissing!"
The bride and groom's faces turned completely black.
MC: "At this moment, a daughter who is married is like spilled water. Let the bride see her parents one last time."
Si Qian in the audience saw the bride clench her fists.
MC: "Will you be the bride's little train and never derail?"
The groom maintained his composure and forced a smile.
MC: "How many children does the bride want to have for the groom?"
Not to mention the parties involved, Si Qian even suspected that the emcee was an enemy of the bride or groom who was sent to disrupt the party.
[Every sentence really hits my sore spot [tears rushing]]
[One slap for the wedding company, two slaps for the MC, and the rest for the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms.]
I guessed the emcee's gender in zero seconds. Try it, too!
Just when Si Qian thought he could finally eat, the emcee started to act up again.
"Everyone, don't move your chopsticks yet!"
After saying this, the emcee picked up the script, played some tear-jerking music, and began to read with great emotion: "The two elders raised the children with great difficulty, and finally today they have fulfilled their mission and obligations..."
The bride on the stage began to take deep breaths, and the smile on her face disappeared.
The MC was completely unaware and smiled meaningfully: "Father of the groom, who do you think is prettier, your daughter-in-law or your wife?"
[If you don't understand, just ask, is this the Dark Society's humiliation ritual? ]
Getting married is like a curse.
[After all this, the newlyweds got divorced.]
[I can't even say that even if I'm deliberately trying to disrupt things...]
What kind of job is so good? You can get paid while cursing people.
[When my enemy gets married, I'll say the same thing.]
Bang!
The bride couldn't bear it any longer, and she took off her veil and slapped the male emcee in anger.
"If you can't host, find someone else!"
Upon hearing this, Si Qian's eyes lit up.
Isn't this life?!
In the blink of an eye, when Pei Li turned around, Si Qian, who was sitting next to him, disappeared.
When I looked up again, I saw a figure from the audience suddenly jump onto the stage and kick the emcee away.
Si Qian strode onto the stage and picked up the microphone skillfully.
"Good afternoon everyone, I am today's emcee!"
Pei Li: ""
When did you go up?
"Today, our bride and groom have married after years of courtship. Let us congratulate the newlyweds!"
There was thunderous applause from the audience. The groom, who was still confused, was pushed by the bride, and they both breathed a sigh of relief.
【Teacher Strong, why are you everywhere?】
[Great! It's the emcee! We're saved!]
【Teacher Strong also makes a living based on his own abilities.】
After the wedding, the bride gave Si Qian a big red envelope, which scared Si Qian so much that he kept waving his hands to say that it was just a small favor and he was just there to eat for free.
When they were leaving, the bride still stuffed a red envelope of 200 yuan into their mouths as a token of appreciation, and also packed up the leftover dishes from the wedding banquet for them.
I went back with a lot of bags, and now I had dinner.
The living expenses can last for another two or three days.
As soon as I got home, Ji Mingxuan and Chi Ye came to visit.
"Teacher Si, I brought you milk tea!"
Ji Mingxuan happily handed Si Qian a bottle of milk tea of an unknown brand, then turned to look at Pei Li again with a provocative look in his eyes.
He couldn't hide the gloating in his tone: "Oh, I forgot there's another person here, Uncle Pei won't mind, right?"
Uncle Pei...
It's really a super generation increase.
Ji Mingxuan, who originally wanted to see Pei Li's defense break down, looked up and met a pair of teasing eyes.
Pei Li just gave a thumbs up lightly.
"Rich people!"
Ji Mingxuan: ""
"I really envy you for having money to buy milk tea, rich brother!"
Ji Mingxuan: ""
"Well, our families are different, so we can't compare."
Ji Mingxuan: "..."
"Your life is my dream!"
Ji Mingxuan: "..."
"So cool, not like me."
【For the first time, I felt the charm of language.】
[Boss Pei always speaks with a hint of sarcasm.]
[You've learned the poor man's begging skills]
[It has that flavor, every word feels familiar.]
Ji Mingxuan, who was choking, saw the pork elbow on the table and couldn't help but retaliate with a sarcastic tone: "Are you living such a good life? Two people eat so many pork elbows!"
“This is what we call a good life.”
When Pei Li heard this, he simply raised his eyelids indifferently: "Then you are too low."
Ji Mingxuan: ""
No, it's different from what he thought.
Pei Li kept getting close to the opponent and using his ultimate skill: "Low quality."
Ji Mingxuan is so angry, death smile expression.jpg
"You guys enjoy the best of food, but we can't even afford a meal and can only work part-time at a milk tea shop. How can we compare?"
Ji Mingxuan resisted the urge to roll his eyes and continued, "Just think about it and you'll know there's no comparison."
Pei Li was simply puzzled. "Then why don't you just stop thinking about it?"
""
[I recognize Mr. Pei's attack power.]
[Boss Pei, please play less with Teacher Strong in the future. Don’t let her lead you astray (bushi)]
[If no one says that, then I'm spreading rumors. The truth is, they were kissing a lot in private, and President Pei got infected [heart]]
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