Chapter 205 Let the storm come even harder!
I listened to it again in disbelief.
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[Stop it, Qianzi. You're not cut out for business.]
After dinner, Si Qian picked up a bicycle provided by his sponsor and took Pei Li for a ride.
Si Qian recounted her entrepreneurial history to Pei Li: "Back in the day, I'd ride a shared bike at 7 a.m. and sell lunch boxes at the subway entrance. After that, I'd go to work and make over 500 yuan a day!"
Pei Li: "Talent, the Urban Management Bureau can't even take the car away."
How can people be so smart?
Si Qian pedaled her bicycle and said, "I don't want to work hard in my next life. I want to be reborn into a good family! Ideally, I'd be born a 178cm tall, fair-skinned, long-legged beauty from a wealthy family, with a sunny, confident, and generous personality. I'd like to live in a huge manor with a huge back garden. The room must have double doors, a lazy style, a bathroom, a separate wet and dry area, a dressing room, and a large balcony. I'd also like to have a harmonious family with no children, 3456, and an all-around older brother. My father is a loving father, my mother is gentle, and my father is a financial tycoon with countless listed companies. My parents give me free rein, and I can go abroad whenever I want. I'd get 4 million a month and a black card. My partner is a 180+cm tall, gentle, proud, loyal, and affectionate man next door!"
"Mr. Krabs, it's your next life now, can't you dream a little bigger?"
"Ah? Isn't this big?"
Pei Li laughed dumbly, "Pei Yi's cheapest sports car costs eight million. Your four million isn't even enough to buy Ye Tinglan a bag."
“…”
Si Qian: "I fucking slept with you rich people!!!"
[No, this card is not good looking.]
[No, rich people don't like me.]
[You can see how bad the employment situation is this year. Even Teacher Strong doesn't want to compete with the rich anymore.]
[Teacher Strong, don't be jealous of others' wealth. In fact, you also have half.]
[Why don't you just say she's a bitch?]
Fu Xiao, who was searching for his target, set his sights on Si Qian and Pei Li who were going uphill.
He didn't care whether he could win or not, he just rushed over.
A steep slope and a chase began.
Fu Xiao: "Si Qian, don't run!"
Si Qian, who was concentrating on climbing the hill, looked back and saw a dark and twisted zombie running towards him.
“Hey!”
She screamed and kicked her legs faster.
A bicycle can't go fast on an uphill road, and with a person on board, the speed is even slower.
Seeing that Fu Xiao was about to catch up, Si Qian was heartbroken and reluctant to leave——
"Boss!"
Pei Li: "What's wrong, Mr. Krabs?"
"Go down!"
After saying that, Si Qian kicked the man off the bike without mercy, and pedaled away panting.
Far away...
Far away~
Pei Li was left alone and still at a loss as to what to do.
so
Wai Ou You Da Bu Liu...
Husband and wife are birds of the same forest, but when disaster strikes, they fly away separately.
[President Pei's OS: What happened?]
[I approve of Teacher Strong's speed in changing his face!]
Fu Xiao jumped up and pounced towards Pei Li like a mutated zombie.
At the critical moment——
Pei Li took out a handful of glass marbles from his pocket and scattered them.
"goodbye!"
Fu Xiao stepped on the glass beads.
Slurp——
Bang!
He fell flat on his face.
Fu Xiao, who was bruised and battered from the fall, stood up.
"I'm going to fight you today—"
Slurp——
Bang!
Fell again.
Pei Li stood ten meters away from him and waved at Fu Xiao.
"Suck, suck, suck~"
[I'm dying of laughter. Why is Mr. Pei calling me a dog? ]
[I was wondering why you didn't run away. It turns out you're waiting here.]
【Fu Xiao: A kind person is often married to another person. 】
After adjusting his posture, Fu Xiao crawled towards Pei Li using all four limbs in an extremely twisted posture.
Yes, crawl over here!
Like a mutated weird species.
Pei Li took out all the remaining marbles and threw them all down.
thump!
Fu Xiao learned his lesson now, and lay down on the spot and began to crawl forward on the ground.
The tiny glass beads hitting his face didn't hurt or itch, but instead aroused his fighting spirit!
"Let this storm come even harder!"
He roared to the sky!
Tell Director Zheng that he is not a coward!
At this time, Si Qian, who was riding a bicycle, came back.
“Get out of the way!”
"The young lady has arrived, everyone get out of the way!"
With sparks and lightning all the way, Si Qian finally got back.
She looked at Fu Xiao crawling darkly and twistingly on the slope and laughed loudly—
"Watch this!"
Fu Xiao, who was still crawling, said: "Come on!"
After saying that, he looked up to see what tricks the two were planning.
Then I saw several durians rolling towards me.
The smile on his face suddenly stopped, and was replaced by an expression of extreme fear in an instant.
Fu Xiao, who was still climbing up, wanted to stand up anxiously, but he tripped over his left foot and fell down.
Looking at the durians rolling towards him, he was so scared that he peed his pants and tried to avoid them by crawling around.
"Don't come over here!"
Fu Xiao went home and told his friends, "I was chased away by durian." Hahahahahahahahahahaha. 】
[As expected, when people are being chased, they tend to run forward instead of sideways.]
[The moment Fu Xiao saw the durian, he was visibly panicked, hahahahahaha.]
[Just came from Teacher Si's live broadcast room. She just went to buy durian.]
[I thought she had abandoned President Pei and ran away...]
[Fu Xiao: My grandma is out of school, I'm going to be recycled, and my brother is about to have a baby, so I'm leaving first!]
Director Zheng and Director Wu shouted anxiously: "Beside!"
“Run to the side!!!”
Fu Xiao didn't hear clearly and turned around with a confused look on his face: "What?!"
Director Zheng: "Run to the side!!"
Fu Xiao: "What?"
When he turned around, he didn't look at his feet and accidentally stepped on a marble and slipped.
Then he sat down on the rolled durian...
It is said that the scream at that time deafened all the audience in the live broadcast room.
[My anus tightened when I saw this...]
【People with hemorrhoids should not watch this!】
【Fu Xiao, I respect you as a girl!】
Fu Xiao was carried away on a stretcher by the production crew...
However, the injury is not serious. I just heard that Fu Xiao may have some difficulty sitting down in the next two days.
The game continues.
In the blink of an eye, Mu Weiyue, Lu Yao and Sheng Chi were eliminated.
Including Li Chuanze who was the first to be eliminated and Fu Xiao who was injured, there were only five people left on the scene.
Si Qian kindly and Pei Li went to visit Fu Xiao with the peeled durian flesh.
After the two of them had eaten and drunk their fill in his ward, Si Qian patted Fu Xiao's shoulder and took out an ultra-thin, breathable sanitary napkin and placed it on the bedside.
"My dear sister, you deserve this extra-long nighttime sanitary napkin 480 (actual length 470)."
Fu Xiao collapsed and grabbed her hair: "I don't want it! Get out of here!"
"You're so ungrateful! This is really expensive!"
[It's also very useful for long nights. Teacher Si is very thoughtful. ]
【"Good Sisters" "Extra Long Night Use" "Measured Length 470"】
[Teacher Si, it's time for you to enter the sanitary napkin industry.]
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