Chapter 216: No need to sleep much in life, you will sleep forever after death
"Just quit your job. I'll make money to support you. I'll buy you whatever you want."
"Okay, buy me a bag."
As he spoke, Si Qian opened his Taobao page and handed it over.
The man looked down at the numbers and muttered to himself:
One, ten, hundred, thousand, ten thousand!
He gritted his teeth and agreed: "Okay, as long as you want it, I will sell my blood to buy it for you!"
Si Qian shook his head: "Forget it."
Before the other party could exhale a breath of foul air, she continued:
"Pig blood is quite cheap these days, so I can't sell much."
From the beginning to the end, it was only the man opposite who was furious unilaterally, while Si Qian leaned back elegantly and drank tea.
"It's not as easy for me to make money as it is for you women. How can I make money without stealing, robbing, cheating or selling?"
The person on the other side started talking without thinking.
The barrage was filled with curses.
Director Zheng observed each group's date through the monitor and smiled with satisfaction when he saw this.
"Then commit suicide, and then have your family burn some paper."
Si Qian felt that after spending so much time with Pei Li, he could calmly reason with idiots even if he met one.
The man looked at Si Qian with an incredible look.
Si Qian continued to talk: "Forget it, you may not have a family."
[Come here, a common man. I'm incredibly strong now!]
[I beg Teacher Si to open his mouth!]
[Sister, open a class to teach people how to curse!]
"What nonsense are you talking about?" The noble man opposite stood up instantly, pointing at Si Qian and shouting angrily, "Do you know how much I make a month? A full ten thousand!"
The disdain on Si Qian's face was obvious: "Who knows where your money comes from?"
"you……"
Si Qian: "It's easy for men to make money."
After becoming a vicious woman, I feel that life is beautiful.
Two sentences directly killed the date.
The other party tried to make a final struggle: "How much do you earn a year?"
Si Qian: "Annual income of one million."
In fact, this is still an understatement.
When she is out, she always remembers the principle of not showing off one's wealth.
The man who was originally furious suddenly lost his temper and uttered weakly:
"Please bring it!"
Si Qian also generously shared his part-time job experience.
"First, you deliver milk at 4 a.m., sell breakfast at the subway station during the morning rush hour from 6 to 7 a.m., go to work from 8 a.m. to 12 a.m., work part-time as a delivery driver from 12 p.m. to 2 p.m., go back to work from 2 p.m. to 5 p.m., set up a stall at the elementary school or at the night market from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m., deliver food from 7 a.m. to 12 a.m., and work as a waiter at a bar from 12 p.m. to 3 a.m."
"What about sleeping?"
Si Qian: "You don't need to sleep much while you are alive, you will sleep forever after you die."
My friend, you are not trying hard enough.
If you want me to die, just say so.
There's not even time to die.
This isn't a million-dollar annual income; this is a million-dollar insurance payout [heart]
[In novels, heroines with seriously ill family members don’t dare to fight so hard [smile]]
Si Qian's few words made the long-dormant domestic entertainment industry boil again.
#strongTeacher, the chosen worker
#Working people, working spirit, all workers are superior
#My friend, this is the tutorial I found for you to get rich
The past when Si Qian carried a toilet plunger to repair toilets for others and painted billboards in shopping malls was dug up again by netizens.
Pu Xinnan couldn't continue the conversation and started to make advances.
Si Qian kicked the man to the ground and walked away.
Chi Ye also ended his date quickly.
She started arguing with the gay, and Chi Ye, who was so angry, rushed into the kitchen, snatched the rolling pin and poked the gay in the butt.
“No! No! Help!!!”
The gay was so scared that he crawled out of the restaurant, followed closely by Chi Ye.
"Want to try Daddy's big stick?"
As he said that, Chi Ye picked up the stick and poked the other person's butt.
That scene is simply unbearable to watch.
Director Wu, watching from outside the camera, shook his head: "As we age, our butts become loose, and our farts become so loud!"
That gay guy gives people the impression that he is shrewd and yet doesn't understand what he is doing.
“Stop poking!!!”
The gay fell to the ground in horror, crawling on his hands and feet.
The screams got louder and louder.
"Don't poke! I'm prolapsed... anus!!!"
He was filled with shame.
The well-read Si Qian corrected him: "We scholars usually call this 'female eyebrow meat'."
Director Zheng, who hadn't realized what Si Qian said, was still watching the fun with a silly smile on his face.
It wasn't until the staff reminded him that there was something wrong with the live broadcast room and he was warned for using vulgar language that he reacted.
The smile on Director Zheng's face suddenly stopped, and in a second it turned into panic.
"Tonic medicine ah"
"Teacher Si! Shut the fuck up!!"
Holy crap!
What nonsense is she talking about!
[Teacher Si, are you reading a serious book? ]
[You dare to say it to the extent that I dare not listen. ]
[The Hahahaha live broadcast room was warned once for using inappropriate words. ]
【Audit: Show up in seconds!】
The gay was finally carried away on a stretcher by the production crew.
Director Zheng: “…………”
Tired, destroy it.
The real chill is not the quarrel...
On the other side, Mu Weiyue’s date was coming to an end.
"My mother said that as long as you can abide by the Zhang Family Rules, she will treat you like her own daughter. Just take a look."
As he spoke, the other party transmitted a copy of "Zhang Family Rules" (2024 revised edition) of more than 50 pages via Bluetooth.
Mu Weiyue opened it out of curiosity and was almost blinded by the light.
"A gentleman should stay away from the kitchen. Men in the Zhang family are not allowed to enter the kitchen... As a daughter-in-law of the Zhang family, every meal must be nutritionally balanced... Each meal must be kept within ten to fifteen yuan!"
The densely packed words gave Mu Weiyue a headache.
My mother-in-law had a stroke. The hospital is 10 kilometers away from home. I walked there [heart]
[This isn't Zhang's Mansion, this is the underworld.]
The mistress of the Zhang family was furious after seeing the online rumors and immediately made changes. Zhang Family House Rules - 2024 Revised Edition PDF: 1. Daughters-in-law of the Zhang family are not allowed to share this information with others.
[Which mine was this pure divine gold mined from?]
Just as Mu Weiyue was thinking about how to respond, Si Qian slid out from the side.
Bang!
Pu Xinnan was directly sent flying by Si Qianchuang.
She calmly stood up, brushed off the non-existent dust on her body, and spoke to Pu Xinnan—
"Your house is a huge Cainiao post station, with both large and small cargoes, and you are purely piece cargo."
Chi Ye, holding a rolling pin, was not to be outdone and retorted: "Is the urine of your whole family matte?"
The two of them argued back and forth, belittling Pu Xinnan as worthless.
Mu Weiyue was so angry after reading "Zhang Family Rules" that she couldn't help but complain.
"What kind of family gets up earlier than Su Peisheng"
The teachers who were filming nearby couldn't help but laugh, but quickly suppressed their laughter.
Chi Ye picked it up and took a look at the family rules: "Damn it! If the man is unable to have children due to physical reasons, the woman must admit in front of outsiders that it is her fault and put her husband's reputation first."
Where did the old Qing Dynasty zombie come from?
Si Qian grabbed the other person's collar and pulled him up.
"Remember, masculinity is the best medical beauty for a man!"
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