Chapter 23 What Confucius said to his 3001st student
Director Zheng, who was watching the live broadcast, was completely dumbfounded.
Deputy Director Wu also wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
It’s over, time to go in.
After a brief silence, a sharp explosion was heard from the business car.
All I could hear was Director Zheng's roar:
"Si! Qian! Oh my goddamn #@$*↘!"
On the other side, Si Qian, who had robbed the robber's cell phone, was driving Pei Li on the stolen electric scooter at high speed on the road.
As everyone knows, Si Qian is a road killer.
At the same time, she was also very lucky.
The song "Missed by Love" (flat version) automatically sounded in my mind.
When they met again on the street, her heartbeat always recognized the man who was dressed up in a suit and waving at her with a smile before she did.
She stopped here and watched the other person walking towards her.
At this moment, Si Qian realized that he had lost miserably.
The man with a dignified and upright aura reached out to stop her, and looked at Si Qian with a smile and stretched out his hand:
"Hello."
Si Qian stretched out his hand, his voice trembling:
"Hello."
"Not wearing a helmet, a 20 yuan fine."
As he spoke, a ticket was slapped onto Si Qian's outstretched palm.
The traffic policeman glanced at Pei Li behind him with a look of disdain:
"How dare you, a grown man, ask your girlfriend to give you a ride?"
Pei Li: “…”
He said that he felt younger and younger recently.
It feels like someone has been scolded like a grandson.
Because the two of them left the director team behind, Director Zheng had to send out a drone to catch up and film.
Netizens who witnessed the whole process were already laughing in the barrage.
[On the street where we met again, my heartbeat recognized you before I did.]
He even took the civil service exam just to see you, and he always dresses up to see you.
[You don’t have to believe in love, but you must believe when a stranger says there’s a traffic police officer ahead [covering face][heart]]
【Coincidentally, you didn’t wear a helmet in the photo~】
【When I want to see you, I will consciously become the person you like. 】
The traffic police uncle asked the two people to get off the car, and he bent over and lay on the back seat of the eDonkey, writing something.
Pei Li stood beside the car with his arms folded, glancing at Si Qian:
"How do you feel?"
Si Qian forced a smile and said with a twist of his mouth:
"He copied my name very carefully, afraid of making a mistake. I didn't move because I knew that only love would be recorded."
The traffic policeman beside him was shocked when he heard this and couldn't believe it.
After writing the record, when it was time to pay, Si Qian started to act up again.
She just stood there with a look of dissatisfaction on her face, one hand in her pocket, looking arrogant:
"Do you know who my uncle is?"
【? What the hell is Si Qian doing? 】
[I knew there must be a big boss behind Sigou! Now the truth is revealed!]
"If I invite my uncle out, I'm afraid you'll have to pay me today!"
hiss!
The traffic policeman took a deep breath and his hand unconsciously touched his walkie-talkie. He looked at the little girl in front of him nervously and couldn't help but become more vigilant.
Could it be that the sky in Beijing is going to get dark?
[Could she be the mistress of some high-ranking official?]
[Oh my god, did anyone remind Si Qian that he's filming right now?]
Even Director Zheng felt like he was facing a formidable enemy at this moment, frantically wondering who the big boss behind Si Qian was who actually openly threatened the police.
Upon hearing the news, the haters rushed over to watch the show.
The number of people in the live broadcast room reached an unprecedented high.
Amidst the atmosphere of panic and tension, Si Qian reached out from his pocket...
The atmosphere was tense and anxious. The traffic policeman looked at her nervously, holding his breath subconsciously. His hands were sweating unconsciously, wondering if he had offended some important person today.
The barrage of comments scrolled across the screen like crazy.
The next second, a hundred-dollar bill was handed over.
Si Qian: "This is my uncle."
“…”
“…”
What the hell?
Who is Si Qian’s uncle?!
The barrage of comments paused briefly for a few seconds, and then exploded.
The barrage was full of curses.
[One-click query of Si Qian's mental state.]
I thought the campaign against organized crime was about to begin.
What's the BGM of the program about?
[What Si Qian said is indeed correct. I also have this old man, and it is indeed very useful.]
The traffic policeman who had a false alarm almost turned into a sweating soybean emoji.
I had just paid the fine when the police arrived.
The thief called the police and reported that Si Qian had stolen their tram and cell phone.
Although this matter sounded a bit outrageous, Si Qian still took notes at the scene, and Pei Li briefly explained the situation to the police.
Since the thief did not lose any property, and the other party was at fault first, no one suffered any loss, and the police could not really arrest him.
After a few simple mediations and asking Si Qian to return the things to the thief, he left.
Instead, the two thieves experienced the most humiliating and embarrassing day in their history of theft, in front of tens of millions of netizens.
Si Qian was about to leave with Pei Li, but the thief came back and stopped them again.
This time, before Si Qian could say anything, the two thieves took a deep breath, looked at each other, and suddenly bowed in the direction of Si Qian as a sign of respect.
"Lady, please accept us as your disciples!"
"Yes, we are ashamed of your skills. We would like to learn from you."
“…”
Si Qian smiled like a hermit:
"Do you know what Confucius said to the 3001st student who came to learn from him?"
They both shook their heads: "I don't know."
Si Qian: “I don’t accept disciples.”
[I am dying of laughter haha ...]
【This is the first time I feel so sorry for a thief. 】
[The value of my strong teacher is still rising. ]
After bringing Pei Li back to the mall, the other three groups simultaneously approached the old lady with the items they had found.
The six people and twelve looked at each other's hands, and then realized that they had been tricked.
The old lady saw the pillowcase in Fu Xiaoyi's hand at a glance and immediately took it with a smile.
"That's it! That's it!"
She reached out her hand tremblingly, touched her pocket, and took out the information of the compensation group.
Fu Xiao was filled with anger and reached out to take it.
In the blink of an eye, Si Qian appeared out of nowhere, slid forward with a "whoosh", and kicked Fu Xiao away, firmly obtaining the useful information of their group.
Turning back, she gave Fu Xiao an apologetic smile:
"Thank you, little brother. You are such a kind person."
Fu Xiao, who had just gotten up after being kicked to the ground by Si Qian, had a face as black as the ash at the bottom of a pot.
"Si Qian, is it fun to lie to us?!"
Si Qian:Bald strong hands.jpg
It's so funny. When he was spreading rumors, I was so magnanimous that I didn't say anything.
This time the defense was broken first.
Fu Xiao was furious and clenched his fists until they made a clattering sound. He threw the task card in his hand.
"I'm not recording anymore!"
"I'm still yellow."
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