Chapter 241 A true sales champion never complains about the environment or product quality
As we all know, when chatting with elders, every three sentences will bring up the topic of marriage and having children.
Si Qian is no exception.
The aunt who claimed to be Director Zheng's relative patted Si Qian's hand and asked, "When are you going to get married and have children?"
Si Qian also smiled like a flower and patted her aunt's hand, throwing a coquettish glance at Pei Li (she thought so).
She pinched her throat and said shyly: "I want it now, Auntie, please step aside."
Pei Li: “?”
Not suitable...
My aunt looked like she had a headache: "If you continue like this, what will you do when you get old..."
Si Qian rubbed his hands together and made a heart shape to his aunt.
"Just ask around like you do."
Pei Li wanted to laugh, but held it back.
Si Qian added another stab: "Don't worry, you won't be able to see me when I'm old."
My aunt is about to burst.
Director Zheng in the lounge next door was also about to burst into tears.
The scene he imagined was that Si Qian was being taught a severe lesson!
Why does my battle-hardened aunt act like a rookie in front of her?!
[Come to the room with all my relatives, I am so strong now!]
[That heart gesture is really cheap, hahahahaha. ]
[Why has Qianzi been so reserved in his curse words these days? ]
[Ever since Boss Pei started sticking to her every day, Qianzi's temper has calmed down a lot.]
Compared to Cheese Qian's ease, the other group was not so lucky.
Li Chuanze has almost been scolded by his aunt like a grandson.
"Oh, look at your dark skin, so ugly..."
The aunt looked at Li Chuanze with disgust and sighed several times.
Li Chuanze endured it again and again, and finally sent a message to Si Qian with trembling hands asking for support.
Li: [What should I say if someone calls me dark?]
Auntie is so aggressive!
He really couldn't scold her anymore.
drop--
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [I'm not as cruel as you.]
Aunt: "How can you be so selfish? You can't just think about yourself. What will happen to the aging population if you don't get married and have children?"
Li Chuanze continued to ask Si Qian for help.
In response to this, the thoughtful Si Qian gave him several answers.
Foreign trade type——
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Export the elderly, import children.]
Music type——
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Let the old man listen to the clock spinning in the opposite direction 10,000 times.]
Cold type——
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Put the old people in the snow and freeze them all into grandchildren.]
Expert type——
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Suggestion to cancel the elderly. 】
Encouraging type——
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Encourage the elderly to have more children. 】
Li Chuanze suddenly understood.
Master, he has realized it.
With Si Qian's help, Li Chuanze was like a cheat, and he defeated his aunt step by step.
Mu Weiyue standing by looked at him with admiration.
Where did he find this mean tutorial?
International Trade: Human Trafficking
[Mr. Li borrowed Teacher Si's mouth? ]
I have a plan: define people over 90 as elderly.
Regarding the aging population, my suggestion is to have recent university graduates apply to be babysitters. This would solve both the employment problem for university graduates and the shortage of newborns, killing two birds with one stone.
I'm a farmer, this is beet [heart]
The third group is Chi Ye and Ji Mingxuan.
After facing the aunt's questions that were almost the same, Chi Ye continued to play dumb and asked three questions in a row.
Chi Ye: "How did the child come from?"
Aunt: "It's just the things between men and women."
Chi Ye: "What's going on?"
Aunt: "Just take a nap."
Chi Ye: "How do I sleep? Auntie, can you show me how?"
Then my aunt was scared away.
"Yeah, how can I have a child? I was taught from a young age not to touch pornography, gambling, or drugs. Having a child would definitely involve prostitution. Breaking the law is unacceptable!"
Those who fail to pass the postgraduate entrance exam are not allowed to study. Leave professional matters to professionals.
It's rude to give birth to a stranger.
"I can't give birth either. I've killed thousands of people in a city called King's Canyon. My crimes are heinous."
If you don't give birth, then I won't give birth either. I don't want the child that others don't want either.
I'm full of bad intentions and I'm afraid the child will drown.
The fourth and fifth groups suffered a crushing defeat in this war without gunpowder.
Why is it called a crushing defeat?
Because those new recruits were no match for the battle-hardened aunt.
When facing a shameless person, you can only be more shameless than her.
But these four people are either idol-related or just too dumb...
After a night of testing, Director Zheng appeared in armor.
In order to prevent the guests from acting impulsively, he even held a stick in his left hand and a fork in his right hand, and was surrounded by more than a dozen bodyguards.
"Good evening, everyone!"
Fu Xiao wanted to rush up and beat him up, but was pulled back by Sheng Chi.
We agreed to have dinner, but ended up eating all night and feeling pissed!
Director Zheng: "Tonight's interactive session is over, let's have dinner now!"
Fu Xiao roared: "Shoot you!"
He was almost driven crazy by that aunt!
The other confused guests asked Fu Xiao's partner Liu Ye.
"What's wrong with him? Why is he so emotional about being pregnant?"
"That aunt introduced him to several blind dates, and said that one of the girls fell in love with him at first sight—"
"Then what?"
"The other eye is blind."
Everyone: "..."
"There's another girl. My aunt said she's honest and doesn't like to go out and play—"
"What's the real situation?"
"Paralyzed."
Everyone: "..."
"Another one said she had a job, so Teacher Fu asked what the woman did—"
"What for?"
"I've been in jail."
Everyone: "..."
Mu Weiyue: "It's just an introduction to a date, why are you so angry?"
Liu Ye: "Because the matchmaker said they were a perfect match, a perfect match."
【You two are really tight-lipped when you kiss. 】
[Before the blind date: At least 1.80 meters tall, honest, and not talkative. After the blind date: 1.80 meters tall, old, and not talkative.]
A true sales champion never complains about the environment or product quality.
[Matchmaker: Why am I in hell? King of Hell: Please watch the VCR.]
After the dinner, Si Qian and Pei Li came out of the private room and took a walk along the roadside.
Chi Ye took the other two female guests to the bar to have fun.
Mu Weiyue carried her fishing rod and went fishing at night.
Li Chuanze went out to make a phone call and came back to find that everyone had left.
No, where are the people?
He opened his cell phone and planned to send a message to Mu Weiyue to ask her where she was.
Click on the chat box, the content is as follows——
Friday 21:46
Li: [We've known each other for such a long time, do you really have no feelings for me? ]
Saturday 12:12
Li: [Fishing?]
Above the Moon:【Fishing!】
Saturday 20:21
Li: [Have you watched the video I sent you? ]
Above the Moon: [I saw it.]
Li: [How about we two try it first? ]
Above the Moon:【Try what?】
Li: [Love.]
Yesterday at 16:39
Li: [Fishing?]
Above the Moon:【Fishing!】
Yesterday at 23:03
Li: [Would you consider me?]
01:06 AM
Li: [Fishing?]
Above the Moon:【Fishing!】
18:03
Li: [Really not going to consider it? ]
…
Now, Li Chuanze, who was standing at the door of the box, sent a message.
Li: [Fishing?]
Above the Moon:【Fishing!】
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