Chapter 248 Good Man Training Manual
The Kuakua group behind me is online.
Pei Li: "Mr. Krabs, you're the best!"
Mu Weiyue: "Teacher Si, you are the best!"
Then, they both turned their heads to look at Li Chuanze, who was standing in the corner with one hand in his pocket, pretending to be cool.
Li Chuanze, who was being stared at by four eyes:
"……whispering sound!"
After taking the fish, Si Qian threw it directly into the bucket and gave Li Chuanze the middle finger.
"Just because you're useless doesn't mean others are useless like you."
Pei Li nodded: "Useless stuff."
Mu Weiyue responded: "+1."
The besieged Li Chuanze: "..."
He still maintained the mysterious posture of a king of the dark night, standing there with one hand in his pocket. Li Chuanze, dressed in black, was hidden in the shadows and his face could not be seen clearly.
Only Si Qian noticed that he was shivering from the cold without saying a word.
He's only wearing a shirt in such a cold night?
“Loading!”
Even more pretentious than her.
Li Chuanze, who was scolded for loading, twitched his mouth twice and swallowed his anger.
Seeing this, a few older brothers who were fishing nearby gathered around to witness the new generation of "Jenny Loom".
Not buddy...
Has fishing entered the industrial age now?
“You…you…”
The eldest brother stared at the mousetrap in Si Qian's hand, and the words on his lips seemed to be hot, but he kept repeating them. In the end, he could only say: "This is not appropriate..."
Si Qian asked back: "What's inappropriate?"
The eldest brother choked up and said, "They are all unorthodox things."
Si Qian: "Just catch some fish."
Big Brother: “…”
Then what is one day in the Air Force?
Does it matter how long he lives?
The eldest brother said: "But you can't catch big fish this way, and the fish will be killed by the clamp."
Mu Weiyue chimed in: "This is a quick way to achieve success. There are always some side effects from unorthodox methods, but I can accept that."
She said she couldn't catch any fish because her equipment wasn't good enough, so she went to upgrade her equipment!
Just as the two fishermen were arguing for a long time about Si Qian's "cunning methods", Si Qian just spoke leisurely.
"If you want to catch a big fish, why not just use a small trap?"
Pei Li: "Genius!"
Li Chuanze: "Discharge!"
With just one sentence, Mu Weiyue suddenly understood.
Big brother's jaw dropped at the dead pig.jpg
The corpse felt a little uncomfortable, so he went to sleep first.
…
Of course, in the end Mu Weiyue still went fishing obediently.
The reason she gave was that she didn't want to be an evil cultivator.
Li Chuanze stood there for two hours but Mu Weiyue didn't come up with her fish.
He walked straight to the water's edge, glancing sideways at Mu Weiyue who was concentrating on fishing and the empty bucket next to her.
"Why don't I go in and get you one?"
Mu Weiyue just calmly glanced at Li Chuanze who rolled up his sleeves to test the water temperature, and raised her hand to point at the warning sign not far away.
Li Chuanze looked back and saw four bright red and eye-catching words next to the no swimming icon -
If you go into the water, you will die.
His face turned pale, and before his brain could react, his legs had already retreated two miles to a safe distance.
After a while, Li Chuanze, who was squatting not far away and accompanying Mu Weiyue fishing, opened the "Good Man Training Manual" he bought and began to study it.
He opened the manual with great anticipation and jumped to the first page.
1. A good man should not open a video chat with others while taking a shower. He should be as chaste as a virgin!
Second, a good man should not write small essays to the opposite sex casually, but should be reserved and polite!
3. A good man must be able to breathe. A man who can breathe is a plus!
4. A good man should not greet the opposite sex too frequently, as this will make him look cheap. He should keep the opposite sex feeling fresh about him.
5. A good man must sleep with his eyes closed. Otherwise, if the opposite sex sees you sleeping with your eyes open, they will suspect you are trying to harm her!
…
Not far away, Mu Weiyue also took out the book "Which Men Should Not Be Wanted" which she had treasured for many years to study.
The contents of the manual "Which Men Should Not Be Wanted" are as follows:
1. If someone doesn’t let you video chat while taking a shower, it means he doesn’t trust you! This kind of person is very thoughtful!
Second, those who don’t write short essays for their girlfriends don’t treat you as an outsider, nor as a human being!
3. If someone breathes in front of you, he might steal your oxygen. Such a person is too selfish!
4. People who don't greet you every day, this kind of people don't take you seriously at all, they are too chauvinistic!
5. If someone closes his eyes when sleeping, it means he has something to hide. This kind of person is full of tricks!
…
Li Chuanze, who had no idea that he had been passed over, was still being taken advantage of and giving money to Si Qian's clones one by one.
Li: [Hello, teacher, why does a girl never fall in love? ]
For relationship consultation, please transfer: [1. She is a hard fish to catch, 2. She is a stubborn donkey, 3. She is a dog obsessed with looks, 4. She has a heart that is wary of fraud.]
Li Chuanze was silent for a moment as he looked at the message sent by the other party.
He actually thought it made sense.
Li: [Then why doesn't the teacher have a romantic relationship? ]
Li Chuanze added this emotional counselor last year or the year before last, and found out from his Moments that she didn't have a boyfriend.
But he didn't know that this account belonged to Si Qian.
What he didn’t know was that the relationship counselor was no longer single, and he was the only single man left.
bite--
The other party replied.
For emotional consultation, please transfer: [1. I am afraid that the other person is ugly. 2. I am afraid that the other person will think I am ugly. 3. I am afraid that I will think the other person is ugly. 4. I am afraid that the other person will also think I am ugly.]
Li: [Teacher, what kind of topics do you usually not discuss?]
For relationship consultation, please transfer: [I don't talk about ugliness, I'm afraid I can't bring myself to talk; I don't talk about poverty, I'm afraid I'll be called materialistic; I don't talk about handsomeness, I'm afraid he'll think I'm ugly.]
For emotional consultation, please transfer: [Why don’t you talk? ]
Li: [I'm afraid of being rejected, but I'm even more afraid of turning into a clown.]
For emotional consultation, please transfer: [Buy more of my courses and learn them. I guarantee you will catch up with the goddess [Like] [Like]]
Li Chuanze felt as if he had been purified by Zhuang Zhou after hearing what you said.
Under the trick, he bought a variety of courses with a wave of his hand.
Si Qian felt very happy after he cheated the knife-cut noodles out of money.
Sure enough, it’s easy to cheat a fool’s money!
She held her phone and started babble: "I'll transfer some more money to you from my secondary account..."
Pei Li thought she was going to return the money she had earned at lunch: "Are you in such a hurry?"
"A friend asked me to borrow this emotional consultation account to cheat on her husband, so I have to clear out all the money in the account..."
Si Qian packed up all his account and password information and sent them to his good friend Jiang Xuan.
Pei Li: "What benefit did she give you?"
"She gave me half of the money she cheated her husband out of."
Si Qian said this without even looking up, and turned on the computer to start studying 3D modeling.
no……
She can do this too?!
"...Is there anything else you can't do?"
"It's just a half-baked learning, just enough for use."
She has no other advantages.
Just pure learning!
Si Qian sighed: "I feel like that person who failed and wanted to make a comeback, but ended up losing all sense of direction and ending up in the west."
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