Chapter 268: Mobile Phone is the Best Investment in Your Life
With Si Qian taking the lead, the two directors completely let themselves go.
First, Director Zheng sang a song called "Brother Hug"
I was intoxicated and lost in thought just by listening to him sing.
"Brother, you've lost weight and look tired~"
"The dust along the way cannot cover the cheeks of time~"
"Brother, you have changed. You have become silent~"
"Tell me what's on your mind~"
When the song reached a moving part, perhaps because of the atmosphere, Director Zheng hugged Director Wu and burst into tears.
"Mei Qian~"
"What the hell~"
The two people hugged each other tightly and cried, and the scene looked a little funny.
Director Wu saw Director Zheng crying like a 200-pound child and patted him on the back: "Yougan, you are the only legitimate brother I have in this life!"
Director Zheng, who had just had a few drinks and was drunk, was deeply moved.
"Good brothers are in my heart, if you need any help, please feel free to tell me!"
This is exactly what Director Wu was waiting for.
He turned on the recording function and said, "I'm sorry, you didn't want the 960,000 you mistakenly transferred to me last time. I'm a good brother in my heart, and I will always remember this kindness!"
Director Zheng, who was originally hugging Director Wu and stirring up emotions, was stunned when he heard this.
He was like a scumbag who turned hostile the moment he put on his pants, and he pushed Director Wu away and refused.
"No, the money must be returned!"
Good brother Director Wu also changed his expression at the speed of light and kicked the man away.
"Oh my god!"
What a waste of feelings!
[I cried after hearing this. I won’t pay back the 5,000 yuan I owe my brother!]
【After hearing this, I almost paid my brother back. 】
【After hearing this, I almost deleted the ugly photo of my brother. 】
【After listening to it, I am with my brothers. 】
【After hearing this, I couldn't help but attack my brother. 】
【It's human nature, so please understand.】
Director Wu then performed a whirlwind triple kick (bushi) from Qibacao.
Standing in the front, Director Wu held the microphone with his eyes as bright as bells, and he looked like a soldier wherever he went.
The next second, the fist swung out——
"A young man in his thirties comes up with a left jab!"
Bang!
Director Zheng was knocked down.
Director Zheng got up.
Director Wu squats down and sweeps his legs——
"A right whip kick!"
Bang!
Director Zheng fell down again.
Director Zheng got up again.
Director Wu jumped up and gave a flying kick——
"At the same time, do a left kick!"
Boom!
Director Zheng flew out.
Director Zheng is back again.
Director Wu: "I covered my eyes at the time. I was careless and didn't dodge!"
[Honestly, a 200-pound fat guy could withstand those two blows, and not try to cheat anyone afterwards. He's a real hero!]
[It should be said that Director Zheng's physical fitness is indeed good [covering face]]
Young people lack martial virtues and don't know how to give way to the elderly [naughty]
[You have no moral principles, Director Wu, you'll be in for a fight!]
Mu Weiyue: "Elderly abuse is prohibited."
Director Wu then noticed that the object he had just hit while punching was Director Zheng.
His face changed: "Yougan!"
Director Zheng, who was already drunk, just kept calling him a good brother.
Director Wu was deeply moved. He patted Director Zheng's shoulders twice and spoke with deep emotion.
"You know what, when everyone cares about how high you fly, I'm the only one who cares. Do so many people really care about you?"
In response, Director Zheng, who was not in a clear mind, also responded with a friendly smile and asked:
"Mei Qian, for my sake, can you pretend to be burned in an incinerator and actually get burned?"
[I seriously doubt Director Zheng was drunk at all.]
Director Zheng and Director Wu, you know what? Big trucks are actually pretty timid. You can hide in the bushes near the highway at night, then jump out and scare them when a big truck passes by.
[Will you two take on a pesticide commercial? Swallowing scenes are required.]
When is Director Zheng planning to hold a fan meeting? I've prepared lots of weird-smelling eggs and slightly spoiled vegetables for you [Strong]
Before Director Wu could speak, Fu Xiao mocked him, "No, because Director Wu is afraid of death."
Director Zheng turned around, wondering where this fake person came from: "Who asked you? I think your skin is a little itchy!"
Fu Xiao: “?”
Why does Director Zheng sound so arrogant when he speaks?
——
The group sang until after ten o'clock in the evening before going back.
During this time, Director Zheng, who had drunk a few bottles of white and yellow wine, plunged directly into the flower garden.
Director Wu wanted to pull him up, but Director Zheng was too heavy, so he failed to pull him up and ended up falling down with him.
Director Zheng, who was sleeping in the flower garden, looked like a dead pig and even started snoring on the spot.
If you don’t know, you might think someone’s pig ran away.
The remaining eleven people stood there and discussed it, and just like carrying a pig to be slaughtered during the New Year, they found a stick nearby, tied Director Zheng's hands and feet to the stick, and a group of people shouted "three, two, one" and carried him back.
The guests, tired after a day's work, fell asleep as soon as they hit the bed.
Si Qian was no exception, but she sent a message to Director Zheng before going to bed.
Since Director Zheng was drunk, she paid for the KTV room.
She has to ask Director Zheng to reimburse her for this money.
…
The next morning, Si Qian got up early.
I opened my phone and saw that they were all sent by Director Zheng at around 4am.
Really rich: [Hey, I'm going to bed. ]
Really rich: [Han An. 】
Really rich: [I'll tell you tomorrow if there's any shit.]
After watching it, Si Qian was sure that Director Zheng was really drunk.
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Han An~Han An~]
Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich: [Beautiful West Lake Scenery, March~]
It is not easy to make three mistakes in three sentences.
By this time Director Zheng had woken up, and when he realized what he had posted, it was too late.
Really rich: [[Transfer: 1000]]
Really rich: [Teacher Si, you can shut up!]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Director Zheng, can you promise me two things? ]
Really rich: [You said.]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [1. Don't write by hand.]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Second, don't send me messages.]
Before the live broadcast started, Si Qian sat in the hanging chair on the balcony and played with his mobile phone.
A cell phone is the best investment you will ever make.
I spent money on so many things, but only my mobile phone made my money back.
I play with my phone as soon as I open my eyes every day.
Play at work and play after get off work.
Sometimes she really wanted to kneel down and beg herself to stop playing with her phone, but she found that she could still play it even while kneeling down.
Si Qian nestled comfortably in the hanging chair.
Click on the icon——
Check Weibo... and jump to Taobao!?
Listen to some music...jump to Taobao!?
Watch a video... jump to Taobao!?
Are you sick?
Si Qian looked at the pages that kept jumping and glanced at the date.
Oh no.
Double 12.
It's time to buy some useless junk.
She happily opened Taobao...
Stuck!
“…”
Early in the morning, the entire floor could hear a resentful and vulgar roar and roar—
“Whoever invented the shake function to jump to the page, go to hell!!!”
"Are you good at Taobao and other major apps?"
“It pops out as soon as you open it!”
…
drop!
Beep, beep!
The entire program crew is @Si Qian at the moment.
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [Mr. Krabs, why are you so angry so early in the morning?]
Ji: [Teacher Si, what are you howling about?]
Above the Moon: [Teacher Si, your screams are louder than my alarm clock @ Boss Crab Wants to Get Rich]
Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich: [Tell Director Zheng I'm not going to the show today. As soon as I leave, redirect me to Taobao.]
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