Chapter 276 I will buy one when I get sick
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Si Qian, who had just finished a high-protein insect lunch, was squatting on the doorstep, holding his mobile phone with a frown on his face.
Pei Li sat down next to her, a faint smile in his eyes: "Mr. Krabs, what are you looking at?"
Si Qian turned around and gave him a deathly smile.
She clenched her fists and said viciously, "Some idiot left a random review, and the platform thought I was faking orders, so they shut down my store!"
Now she is busy filing a complaint!
She worked so hard to set up this online store!
Si Qian went crazy.
She lowered her head, fiddling with something on her phone. Pei Li was curious: "Is it difficult to file a complaint?"
Si Qian was busy battling wits and courage with the human-machine customer service: "The registration information is my friend's, and I manage the account. It's a bit troublesome."
Better not let her catch that idiot who wrote that random review!
Otherwise she will tear the other person into pieces!
Speak of the devil and he will appear.
Director Zheng and Director Wu were worried that the guests might get sick, so they specially sent cold medicine.
Of course, all they delivered was cold medicine.
I couldn't bear to give them a single bite of food.
Si Qian couldn't help but sarcastically ask, "Director Zheng, are you willing to take off your mink today?"
When Director Zheng came over a few days ago, he was wrapped in a mink coat and stood there. If you didn't know, you would think he was the black bear demon from Journey to the West who came to steal the cassock.
Hearing this, Director Zheng couldn't stop crying.
"I don't dare wear it, for fear that someone might mistake me for a bear and suddenly shoot me while I'm walking on the street."
And the washed clothes need to be transported by a crane.
It became very heavy after being soaked in water.
[Director Zheng wore the same outfit. When he went out, the stray cats and dogs in the neighborhood were scared to death. They thought their king had come.]
I was wondering who the target audience was, but it turns out it's people like Director Zheng who are stupid and have a lot of money.
I'll buy one when I get sick.
With Director Zheng's height of less than 1.7 meters, if he were to walk in the snow on a winter night, people would mistake him for a weasel trying to steal chickens.
Director Zheng's clothing style goes straight to your palate, mouth, nose, brain, and finally out in one shot.
The only advantage of that large mink coat is that it makes Director Zheng's head, which is originally fat and big-eared, look much smaller.
After delivering the medicine, Director Zheng took Director Wu away.
Seven days left, only 20 hours left.
This means that they can eat after 20 hours!
In the afternoon, all the soldiers went out to catch field mice for food.
The whole mountain was filled with the strange laughter of "geigeigei".
In winter, without the green grass cover, vole holes are very easy to find.
Basically, at first glance, any hole in the ground is basically a vole hole.
Of course, it could also be a rat hole.
Soon, everyone found a small hole on a slope.
Mu Weiyue: "Is this a vole hole?"
Teacher Yang nodded: "Yes."
When everyone heard this, lasers flashed in their eyes.
Finding the vole burrow is the first step.
The second step is to lure the snake... and the rat out of its hole.
So here comes the question.
"How do we get the voles out of their holes?"
As we all know, vole holes, like mouse holes, must have more than one entrance.
So how can they accurately locate the location of the voles and attack them accurately?
The director team didn't give them any tools, so it's impossible for them to just catch it directly.
Teacher Yang: "Teacher Si, go find some flammable hay or something."
Si Qian understood what he meant immediately and tore up the dry grass around him as fuel. Pei Li started to make fire by rubbing two sticks together without saying a word.
After six days of living as a savage, Pei Li became very proficient at doing this.
Teacher Yang Wei lit some hay and stuffed it into the entrance of the vole hole. Thick smoke rolled into the hole and came out from the hole at the other end.
Si Qian pointed at the two smoking holes and directed the remaining people, "Go block those two holes over there!"
"clear!"
【Smoked rat meat? 】
Vole: Stopp! Stopp!
【It's really unlucky for the field mouse to meet this group of guests.】
After fumigating for more than ten minutes, the vole did not come out.
Li Chuanze, who was blocking the entrance of the cave, was beginning to get impatient.
"Not well yet?"
Si Qian smoked for a long time, and Director Zheng came to join in the fun: "Teacher Si, this is not okay!"
Yes!
He was seeking revenge for what happened to Si Qianyin and Yang!
She was already annoyed, and after being interrupted by Director Zheng, she actually came up with an idea.
Si Qian stared at Director Zheng, then slowly lowered her head...
It seems that some unnecessary measures have to be taken.
Director Zheng followed Si Qian's wolf-like gaze and looked down.
Before Director Zheng could figure out what Si Qian was looking at, she charged straight towards him with lightning speed like a wild boar.
Director Zheng was hit and flew out, foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes.
Si Qian grabbed Director Zheng’s shoes and stuffed them into the hole.
In an instant, a very strong smell like canned herrings spread.
However, Director Zheng's shoes are much more lethal than canned herrings.
If Qin Shi Huang had one of Director Zheng's shoes, he would have been able to annex the six kingdoms and dominate the world without any soldiers.
He only needed to throw one of Director Zheng's shoes in front of the enemy general, and no grass would grow within a ten-mile radius.
"yue..."
Fu Xiao vomited on the spot when he smelled the familiar smell.
[The unsolved mystery of the dating variety show: What do Director Zheng's shoes smell like?]
[The smell of fermented dead rat.]
Teacher Si used shoes to smoke field mice, but did she ever consider that these field mice were eaten by the mice themselves?
Don't let your lungs get infected.
It must be said that Director Zheng’s shoes are much more lethal than smoke bombs.
After a while, Mu Weiyue shouted at the cave entrance where Li Chuanze was guarding.
“Here we are!”
After hearing this, the other guests who had originally stopped participating immediately came back to life as if they had been injected with chicken blood.
Si Qian rubbed his hands together and ran to support Mu Weiyue.
"Little mouse~"
"geigeigei~"
"Run! I wonder where you can run to!"
She picked up her sharpened homemade spear and stabbed the vole as soon as it showed its head.
squeak!
The field mouse screamed and died.
[As soon as he shows his head, he's killed instantly. ]
Voles have it tough, too. They can be suffocated in their holes, and even more so when they emerge. (Image: wiping sweat like crazy.jpg)
[Just now, Qianzi was possessed by Deye? ]
[Laugh! I want to see how you guys react later.]
This vole was even bigger than the one that night, and Si Qian couldn't stop smiling.
Teacher Yang Wei gutted the vole, skinned it and took out the meat on the spot.
As soon as he returned, Pei Li went to clean the field mice, while the rest of the people made a fire, boiled water, and looked for firewood, with a clear division of labor.
After half an hour of roasting, the vole meat was sizzling with oil.
Because there is no seasoning, the field mouse meat is completely original.
This also exposed a problem.
That is the meat smoked with Director Zheng's shoes. Although it has no smell anymore, some people still can't get over it psychologically.
For example, Fu Xiao.
He had been severely hurt by Director Zheng's athlete's foot, and he was unwilling to touch this piece of flesh no matter what.
"I, Fu Xiao, would rather starve to death outside than eat a single thing from you!"
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