Chapter 282: Marry the New Northern Chef
After playing a trick on Li Chuanze, Si Qian was in a good mood.
In the evening, after settling down, the guests came to the designated location specified by Director Zheng as usual.
Director Zheng smiled without changing his expression: "Thank you for your hard work these past few days."
No one had the energy to laugh anymore, and they were not even willing to give Director Zheng a perfunctory response.
Seeing that everyone looked as droopy as the yellow cabbages in the field, Director Zheng clapped his hands.
"Little mouth!"
Director Wu: "Don't—talk—about it!"
“Little eyes!”
Director Wu: "Look—forward!"
Everyone forced themselves to look over.
What's wrong with these two directors again?
【Memories of the dead suddenly attacked me.】
[While watching the live broadcast, my phone has become a textbook.]
[Looking down, I saw a red scarf around my neck.]
Did Director Zheng previously study early childhood education?
Seeing that everyone's eyes were focused on him, Director Zheng stood there with his belly bulging like a victorious general, and smiled with satisfaction as he looked at the guests who were as quiet as chickens below.
He nodded with satisfaction.
It seems that child psychology is needed to deal with this group of guests.
Little do they know that everyone simply doesn't want to pay attention to the mentally retarded.
"Congratulations on completing your wilderness survival journey. Our production team has prepared a variety of snacks for your welcome tonight."
As they spoke, the staff brought in a lot of delicious food and placed them on the long table in front of the guests.
As he spoke, Director Zheng opened the lid with a smile: "I heard that the lemony spicy boneless chicken feet is the signature dish here, everyone can try it..."
However, before he could finish his words, the smile on Director Zheng's face froze after he saw clearly the so-called chicken feet inside.
The plate was filled with a pile of chicken bones that looked like they had been gnawed on.
No, what about chicken feet?
Director Zheng raised his hand and slapped Director Wu, who was watching the excitement nearby, and shouted angrily: "Where's the meat?"
Director Wu, who was smiling just now, suddenly stopped smiling.
He held his head and cried out in grievance: "I really didn't eat it secretly. I haven't touched it since I bought it!"
As he spoke, Director Wu even took out today's purchase receipt to prove his innocence.
Director Zheng took the receipt and took a closer look—
"Spicy lemony chicken boneless???"
No claws?
Chicken bones?
【The elderly and children eat first.】
[Again, I gave only one negative review to one person.]
[Sold to people who are trying to lose weight. A large box of this stuff costs 200 calories.]
[Merchant: After cleaning up, the store is much cleaner.]
[As long as I have a bite of boneless chicken feet, you will have a bite of clawless chicken bones to eat.]
[It's perfect for those with itchy throats.]
[Putting aside the chicken feet, it's still pretty good [thumbs up]]
Director Zheng was so angry that he slapped Director Wu in the face.
"You are a useless piece of shit who can't do anything good but always makes things worse!"
Director Wu, who was being scolded, was like a bullied young wife and didn't dare to talk back.
Just when everyone's attention was attracted by the two directors, under the long table, Pei Li had quietly taken Si Qian's hand and gradually held it tightly.
Because of the camera, Si Qian glared at him several times, but Pei Li pretended not to see it.
However, Chi Ye on the side noticed something was wrong.
"Teacher Si, do you have a cramp in your eye?"
This shout almost caused Si Qian, who was already feeling guilty, to have a cardiac arrest.
She pulled her hand out in a flash, and even took a sip of the drink on the table in an attempt to cover up her mistake.
"No, there's sand in my eyes!"
Si Qian emphasized the last few words.
Beside him, Pei Li continued to send messages to his good brother.
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [Got it!]
Urinal Fly: [Your progress is a bit slow.]
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [Do you think I don't want to be fast? ]
Urinal Fly: [If you want to capture a woman's heart, you have to capture her stomach.]
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [So?]
Urinal Fly: [Personal business card recommendation: New Northern Chef S.]
Pei Li looked at the business card that the other party pushed over and felt that it looked familiar.
Isn’t this Mr. Krabs’s second account?
Mr. Pi steals the secret recipe: [You recommended my girlfriend's work number. ]
Urinal Fly: [Lucky you, kid.]
Urinal Fly: [This job is great, popular and well-paid.]
Urinal Fly: [If you meet a new northern chef, marry him.]
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [I understand.]
Urinal Fly: [Remember, as a man, you need to be able to handle both the living and the kitchen. It's best to be more considerate and understand her hard work and difficulties.]
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [Who made you like this? ]
Mr. Krabs' Secret Recipe: [Do you rely solely on self-strategy and imagination to pursue your girlfriend? ]
Urinal Fly: [Aren't you the same? ]
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [……]
Nothing to say.
Can't refute it.
Si Qian: "What are you looking at?"
Pei Li calmly placed his phone upside down on the table: "I'm chatting with someone."
Si Qian chewed his food and asked casually: "What are you talking about?"
Pei Li stared at Si Qian who was eating, and spoke in a resentful tone seeing her heartless look.
"We're discussing how to marry into the family."
Si Qian almost choked on his own saliva.
"No rush."
Wait until she saves up some money for the bride price.
The main reason is Pei Li's net worth, she really can't afford to marry him now.
Until now, Si Qian is still dreaming of becoming successful one day.
She always believed that people could not always be in decline.
Just like her company can't keep losing money!
In some ways, Si Qian is a stubborn person.
Don't turn back until you hit the wall, and don't turn back even if you hit the wall.
After eating, Ji Mingxuan, who had been holding it in all night, finally couldn't help but speak.
"Director Zheng, can I apply to change my living place?"
Director Zheng looked over and asked: "Why?"
Ji Mingxuan suppressed the urge to hit someone and roared, "Who's a good person living next to a public toilet?"
Because the last group of houses did not have bathrooms and toilets, Director Zheng specially and considerately found a small house closest to the public toilet.
"Good people don't live in public toilets." Si Qian crossed his arms and looked at the helpless and furious Ji Mingxuan jokingly, "But you are not a good person."
Chiye: "so?"
Si Qian smiled and explained: "I'm not talking about you, I just want to scold him."
“…”
Ji Mingxuan: "I'm applying to change houses!"
"no!"
Director Zheng protested, saying that there is no order without rules, and that it would be difficult to resolve the situation after he had started this.
Ji Mingxuan was determined: "I don't care. If you don't change, I will sleep at the door of your room tonight!"
Director Zheng was so frustrated that he came up with a compromise: "How about this? Mei Qian will ask an additional question. The group that gets it right first can make a request, but it can't be too demanding."
The opportunity has been given to them, whether they can seize it depends on luck.
Ji Mingxuan and Chi Ye were naturally happy to see this happen and agreed immediately.
"no problem!"
Director Wu searched for a question on the spot, cleared his throat, and without thinking, followed along: "Everyone, please listen to the question: A father and a daughter are 99 years old in total. The father is 50 years old. How old is the daughter?"
In order to avoid living next to the toilet, Ji Mingxuan shouted without thinking—
"Forty-nine!"
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