Chapter 286: Drink water when thirsty, fan your mouth when greedy
[Teacher Si, please stop laughing. I'm scared.]
[Save it. I'll play Mr. Si's audio to give myself courage when I walk at night!]
[Don't let yourself be too insecure and end up attracting unclean things.]
【Nima: Teacher Si.】
[Other artists have laughs like silver bells, but Mr. Si's laughs are like barbells.]
No one noticed that when Si Qian laughed, Pei Li, who was originally three steps away from Director Zheng, jumped down from the window and moved to another position under the cover of Si Qian's laughter.
Li Chuanze on the side was very dissatisfied.
"They are committing a foul!"
Director Wu, who had already been bribed by Si Qian with vouchers from various shopping malls and supermarkets, turned a deaf ear to him.
Whoever has milk is the mother!
He doesn't allow anyone to disobey his teacher!
The game was still going on, and Director Zheng forced Mu Weiyue and the other two into a corner just like Zhu Bajie choosing a wife.
The three of them had no way to retreat and could only be eliminated regretfully.
Li Chuanze and Mu Weiyue were eliminated in the first group.
Fu Xiao and Liu Ye were eliminated in the second group.
Sheng Chi and Lu Yao were eliminated in the third group.
At this time, only Ji Mingxuan, Chi Ye, Si Qian and Pei Li were left on the field.
Si Qian is in an absolutely safe area.
As for why it is said to be absolutely safe.
Because Director Zheng is a 200-pound fat man.
Si Qian was on the roof and he couldn't climb up.
The three people underground fought a guerrilla war with Director Zheng.
Pei Li always followed Director Zheng's pace, but kept at least seven steps away from him.
The leaves of the pond were on the window sill.
Ji Mingxuan saw that wasting time was not a solution, so he caught a glimpse of the basketball in the corner and an idea suddenly came to his mind.
He reached over, picked up a basketball and threw it towards Pei Li.
Bang!
Bang!
The basketball bounced twice on the ground and landed next to Pei Li.
Director Zheng, who heard the noise, slowly moved closer like a zombie.
Ji Mingxuan curled up the corners of his lips and smiled provocatively at Pei Li.
Pei Li also smiled back and pointed behind him.
Ji Mingxuan was confused. He turned around slowly in the direction the other person pointed, looking a little strange.
Si Qian, who had just been hanging on the beam, had come to his side without him noticing.
Ji Mingxuan's heart almost skipped a beat, and he suddenly had a bad premonition.
Si Qian, with his energy concentrated in his dantian, took a deep breath and reached out to grab his wrist.
Before Ji Mingxuan could react, he used all his strength to throw Ji Mingxuan directly towards Director Zheng.
He was still mumbling something—
"Go!"
Bang!
With the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground, the world fell silent.
Ji Mingxuan, who was thrown out accurately by Si Qian, directly pressed Director Zheng under him, and the two fell together in a mess.
Ji Mingxuan is out.
Only Chi Ye and Pei Li were left at the scene.
"I surrender!"
At this time, Chi Ye stood up and admitted defeat.
As for Si Qian's move of climbing up the beam, she really didn't know how to do it.
Besides, there are two people on the other side, and she will be the only one who gets tired if she continues.
Now second place is pretty good.
People should learn to be content.
[Ms. Chi is the one who sees things clearly and knows the principle of quitting while you are ahead.]
[If nothing else, Mr. Si is a child with endless energy.]
[To be honest, the moment she swung her brother away, I was completely stunned.]
[Have you seen Mr. Si's biceps? He could knock out all three of you with one punch.]
[I've already registered Mr. Si for the next boxing championship. Come on, Mr. Si!]
After two games, Si Qian successfully defended his suite.
Chi Ye and Ji Mingxuan exchanged the house where Mu Weiyue and Li Chuanze currently live.
In return, Mu Weiyue took Chi Ye in for one night, and this time it was Chi Ye's turn to take Mu Weiyue in.
A world where only Dao Xie Mian is hurt has been achieved.
…
The recording ended at around one in the afternoon.
Director Zheng ordered lunch boxes for everyone to eat together.
Si Qian was very happy about it as it just saved him money on a meal.
Open the foam lunch box and take a look.
Good job!
Braised pork, braised prawns, pan-fried chicken wings and sweet and sour pork.
It’s so damn rich.
There's not even a leaf of vegetable here, no wonder Director Zheng is so fat.
Mu Weiyue: "Director Zheng, didn't you say you wanted to lose weight?"
Why does it feel like he's getting fatter?
Director Wu was also puzzled: "I don't know why Yu Gan is so desperate to lose weight?"
Director Zheng's hand holding the meat shook, and the braised pork fell from the tip of the chopsticks onto the white rice.
"Alas, it's all tears when I talk too much!"
I had my hair cut a couple of days ago, and it looks pretty cute.
But looking at myself in the mirror, I feel like a pig with a small head.
[I don't dare to lose weight. I can blame my weight for being ugly now, but if I really lose weight, I won't have any excuses.]
[You still have to be thin, so that you can look like a seductive beauty lying in the bathtub. Otherwise, if you are too fat, the bathtub will look like a pressure cooker.]
I have to lose weight. I went to eat pig's head with my online crush in person. She couldn't see clearly without her glasses, so she picked up my head with her chopsticks.
Director Zheng was still sobbing beside him.
Si Qian was already sitting next to Director Zheng and showing friendly concern.
She asked Director Zheng: "Have you made any progress in losing weight?"
Director Zheng raised his head, looked directly at Si Qian, thought for a moment, and said, "After listening to what people say online, I drink water when I'm thirsty and fan my mouth when I'm greedy..."
"Then what?"
"Although the pants are still xxl, I am already an M."
“…”
OK OK!
Eating and chatting.
The two directors each have their own troubles.
While Director Zheng was worrying about losing weight, poor Director Wu was holding his mobile phone and refreshing the product page on Taobao more than ten times, but he still had not placed an order.
Si Qian walked over and asked, "What is Director Wu doing?"
Director Wu raised the back of his hand and wiped away the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes: "I want to buy a coat worth 50,000 yuan, but my monthly salary is only 20,000 yuan, sob, sob, sob, sob..."
He wants to make some impulse purchases.
But he, like a beast of burden, still has mortgage and car loans to pay.
Si Qian thought it was no big deal and started to use the high-proportion conversion method directly.
"If you can afford it, then buy it. It's better to spend 50,000 yuan on yourself than on enrolling your child in interest classes in the future."
When Director Wu heard this, he said, "But I still feel a little reluctant, what should I do?"
Si Qian said calmly, "If you don't like the coat worth 50,000 yuan, you can sell it on the second-hand market to get your money back. You can't sell your child if you want to spend money on him."
Director Wu has been persuaded.
Pei Li added fuel to the fire: "If you like it, buy it. You can earn money again if you lose it, but you can't take it back if you regret it after you have a child."
【I have been enlightened. Master, I have finally realized it.】
[Gold is still valuable when you buy it and sell it later, but it is illegal to sell a child, so it is better to buy gold than to have a child.]
[The big gold bracelet is only enough to buy my child an interest class.]
Unable to bear Director Wu's hesitation, Director Zheng snatched his phone and placed the order and paid directly.
In a flash, fifty thousand was gone.
“I bought it for you!”
The 200-pound overbearing boss Zheng Yougan rushes to the rescue for his boyfriend.
With a wave of his hand, he emptied Director Wu's shopping cart.
Director Wu stared in shock at the extra goods to be received and the empty shopping cart, his hands shaking.
Director Zheng: "Are you moved?"
The next second, Director Wu's sharp roar was heard from the scene—
"You spent my money to empty my shopping cart, and you're asking me if I'm touched?!"
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