Chapter 288: When one side is in trouble, all sides will be in trouble
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [Mr. Krabs, you talk like a robot.]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Deduct 1 to turn into a wife.]
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [1]
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Si Qian felt something was wrong.
Pei Li seemed to have been trapped in the routine.
Forget it, never mind.
Si Qian hummed a little tune all the way. As soon as he returned and opened the door, he saw the table full of ingredients for hot pot.
The white square porcelain plates were neatly placed around the induction cooker. The water in the pot began to boil and bubble out. The spicy and fragrant smell stimulated the taste buds, making people salivate.
Si Qian swallowed, walked over, sat on the sofa, reached out to take a piece of washed lettuce leaf and started chewing it.
It was at this time that Pei Li came out of the kitchen.
He was holding some neatly cut vegetables in his hands.
Si Qian tilted his head and stared at Pei Li for a long time, then commented with two words.
"Husband!"
After putting down the dishes, Pei Li took off his apron and casually rolled up his sleeves to reveal his strong and sturdy forearms.
He took a pair of chopsticks and handed them to Si Qian, staring at her intently, then chuckled.
"So, do you like it?"
Si Qian held his cheek, thinking.
You know what, she quite likes it.
"It would be even better if I took off my clothes and just wore an apron."
"What do you wear like a butcher chopping meat at the market?"
As soon as he opened his mouth, the atmosphere was ruined.
“…Shut up!”
Winter is the best time to eat hot pot.
After sitting down, Si Qian immersed himself in showing off.
…
After eating and drinking, Si Qian lay on the sofa with his arms and legs spread out, emptying his mind.
I am so full after eating...
This was the scene Pei Li saw when he came in after cleaning up the dishes.
After sitting next to her, Pei Li picked up Si Qian and let her lean against him.
"What are you doing?"
Si Qian put the phone in front of Pei Li and said, "Look at the signature of Dao Xie Mian."
Pei Li's eyes fell on the screen.
Li Chuanze's signature is just one simple sentence:
Everything is good for me.
Si Qian kept saying things that made people devastated: "People like this are usually unlucky all the time."
She then clicked on Director Wu’s friend page.
His signature -
The God of Wealth comes to my house.
Si Qian analyzed: "Just like me, you have nothing to show for it. You're a poor bastard."
Pei Li found it quite interesting. He clicked on his assistant Xu Ke's homepage and asked Si Qian, "What about this?"
Glancing at the other person's signature——
Yearning for freedom.
Si Qian: "Working from nine to five is like working like a beast of burden."
She changed Director Zheng’s circle of friends signature again——
Be a person who has side effects on society.
"These people are law-abiding but are always beaten by society."
After hearing her analysis, Pei Li, who had not paid much attention to these things before, was now curious about what Cheese Qian's signature was.
He clicked on it.
There are only four short words below her circle of friends:
I'm an idiot.
Pei Li: “…”
Si Qian adjusted herself to a comfortable sitting position and leaned closer to Pei Li: "What's yours?"
As he said that, he clicked into his circle of friends.
Empty?
"You didn't sign it?"
"No."
Si Qian kindly designed a signature for him: "I'm going to shit a huge pile of shit on your road to success. What do you think of this?"
"Excellent! Very good!"
Pei Li even remained calm and, against his conscience, praised Si Qian for having a strong personality and ideas.
The topic suddenly changed and became more teasing.
"But I want to use the same signature as you."
“That’s easy!”
Soon, Si Qian changed Pei Li's signature into his own.
The signature is exactly the same as mine, and you can tell at a glance that it is a couple's signature.
Si Qian’s signature: I’m an idiot.
Pei Li signed: I am mentally retarded.
…
drop!
Both of their phones vibrated.
A few messages suddenly popped up in the small group.
[26 (12)]
Really rich: [Help!]
Really Rich: [What should I do if Meiqian and I are locked out of the post office while picking up a package? ]
Then there was a video.
After clicking it, it was pitch black and I couldn't see anything. I could only hear Director Wu humming beside me.
"Wuwuwu, fuck me, I'm so scared..."
The video ends here.
Jin Yougan: [Who will save us [crying]]
Several people in the group did not let Director Zheng and Director Wu off at all.
Everyone vividly demonstrated what it means when one side is in trouble, trouble comes from all sides.
Si Qian was the first to reply——
Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich: [Damn it, teacher, why is my Zihan locked out of the post station?]
Pei Li followed closely behind——
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [Defeat 99% of the directors in the country.]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [12-19-1083 is the clothes I want to return. You can wear them if you feel cold @I don’t have money]
Really rich: [Why don't you let me wear it? My life is not a life anymore?!]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Size M, you can't wear it. 】
Really rich: [crying]
Cremation huahua: [12-19-1104 is the flower arrangement clay I bought. It's very absorbent. If you can't hold it in, you can use it. If it's large, you can dig a hole in the middle of the clay.]
Above the Moon: [12-19-0194 is the highlighter I just bought. When I put it on my face, the uncle next door thought it was daybreak and would definitely come to rescue you.]
Don't be too aggressive: [12-19-1332 is the ear pick I bought. Don't be afraid if someone comes to you at night, because no one can touch you when you are picking your ears.]
Slap the dumb man's good mouth: [12-19-1934 I bought the Drunkard's Peanuts. If you're hungry, just eat some. I don't know if there's any alcohol in it, but if you two stay there, I think there's something fishy going on.]
Not up to expectations: [12-19-3953 is my enema. If you're too nervous to poop, use it to poop in the floral mud at 12-19-1104.]
Far Ahead: [12-19-3536 My scarf has arrived. You can wear it if you feel cold. If you can't stand it anymore, you can hang it higher.]
Ji: [12-19-2668 is a horror novel I bought. If you're scared when you're alone, after reading it for a while you'll feel like there are people all around you [grin]]
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [12-19-5932 I bought this tablecloth. If you two have time, why don't you clean up the post station?]
Li: [12-19-2989 is the power bank I bought. It can be used when my phone runs out of power.]
Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich: [I also bought a fake white sunscreen, the pickup code is 12-19-3366, you two should apply more, and if you see ghosts at night, join them @真有富@我不钱]
Director Zheng and Director Wu were trapped in the post station and were shivering with cold.
Looking at the messages in the group, I felt even gloomier.
Although they are usually at odds with each other, they can understand each other tacitly at certain times.
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [There are still many good people in this world [heart]]
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [He's entering the rookie station, and you two are rookies entering the station.]
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