Chapter 291 Handsome guy, you are knocking on something very new
"After so many episodes, you're still so superstitious."
Director Wu cosplays an emoticon of covering his mouth and laughing.
Director Zheng swung his arm and hit him on the back of the head: "Shut up!"
Director Wu covered his head and pretended to be a quail.
Si Qian, who received the wishing card, thought for a long time but couldn't think of what he wanted: "I don't have anything I want."
She returned the prayer board to Director Zheng.
Director Zheng stuffed it back into her hand, saying firmly, "You have to write it! I spent a full twenty yuan on it!"
The guests who couldn't resist Director Zheng picked up pens and wrote down their wishes on it.
Director Wu took a quick look and saw that most of them were written casually.
Mu Weiyue—I hope I can catch a big fish this year.
Chi Ye - Blesses the believers to gain something without working for it, to receive rewards without any merit, to enjoy the fruits of others' labor, to become rich overnight, and to reach the sky in one step.
Liu Ye - does not ask for a trace of sincerity, but only seeks glory and wealth.
Lu Yao——make money and become famous.
Fu Xiao——Give me an object.
Sheng Chi - Find someone to marry before turning 30.
Li Chuanze - I wish to have the heart of one person and never be separated from him until we are old.
[How come Mr. Li is stronger than Teacher Strong? ]
【After looking around, I think the one that reaches the top in one step is easier. 】
【Making a wish is not about daydreaming. 】
【From this perspective, it seems that none of the female guests have any intention of falling in love.】
One by one, dreams flew out of the skylight.
[Let me see what explosive wish Teacher Si wrote? ]
Just when everyone was curious about what Si Qian's wish was, the director team deliberately cut a shot of her prayer card.
To everyone's surprise, Si Qian didn't write anything on the prayer board.
But she drew a stick figure.
The wishing card shows the backs of Mr. Krabs and Mr. Krabs.
Nothing was written because her wish had already been fulfilled.
【??? Mr. Si’s wish is to watch SpongeBob SquarePants?】
[Forget it, go play upstairs.]
【Soul painter.】
[Mr. Krabs and Mr. Krabs, what's the difference between this and confessing your love? ]
[I declare that Teacher Si's iron tree has blossomed!]
Si Qian finished her own and leaned over to look at Pei Li's. "What did you write?"
Pei Li generously showed Si Qian his prayer board, which was also a simple drawing.
He looked at Si Qian expectantly: "Look, Mr. Krabs!"
Si Qian narrowed his eyes: "Why did you draw four cats?"
“…”
[Forget it, go play somewhere else.]
Wow!
"Teacher Si, why don't you take a closer look? Those are the letters of your two names!"
[I just praised you twice and you went back.]
When Pei Li heard her words, he hesitated for a long time.
"These are our two names..."
Si Qian: "..."
After writing their respective prayer cards, Director Zheng led everyone in to burn incense.
Holding the incense that Director Zheng had just bought at the temple.
Pei Li looked down—
I am the most awesome incense factory.
“…”
Obviously, Si Qian also discovered it.
She and Pei Li whispered, "Director Zheng is getting tricked into buying health supplements when he gets old."
Director Zheng, who was standing in front, said: "..."
He can hear it!
Passing by Guangcai Palace, Director Zheng discovered in the blink of an eye that a guest was missing.
Looking back, Si Qian was kneeling in the temple with his hands clasped together, bowing devoutly to the Buddha statue.
Director Zheng stopped smiling.
OK OK!
He scoffed at feudal superstition and knelt in front of the Temple of the God of Wealth for a long time.
That's it, right?
"Mei Qian, call Teacher Si back!"
No one answered.
"Mei Qian?"
Director Zheng shouted again.
Still no one said anything.
"Fuck you..."
Director Zheng turned around and found that Director Wu, who had just been standing next to him, was gone.
When I looked up again, I saw Director Wu appear in the Guangcai Hall.
Director Wu knelt on the mat next to Si Qian and imitated her.
He also wants to get rich!
Si Qian kept muttering, "Please bless me with wealth, I want to be a money-worshiping woman!"
At this time, the abbot standing nearby in a cassock came out.
He stretched out his hand to stroke the gray beard on his chin, looking like an immortal.
Abbot: "Why would a donor be a money-worshiping woman?"
Si Qian: "Because everyone who has worshipped heaven and earth regrets it."
For her, materialism is never a derogatory term.
"Wanting to marry a rich man sounds a bit materialistic."
“…”
"If you want to marry a poor man, it sounds like you should have your head examined."
“…”
"Thinking of marrying true love sounds like delusional thinking."
“…”
"And if you want to get married, it means you've had enough of life."
“…”
[If I don't worship money, what do I worship? Please don't leave me? ]
[LV is authentic, is your love authentic? ]
I must become a materialistic, vain, lazy, yet incredibly beautiful woman!
[I want to be that kind of sexy bitch with big breasts, a thin waist, long, straight legs, and a beautiful appearance. Now I am just a bitch.]
[Give these kind words like "soft-hearted, kind-hearted and willing to endure hardship" to others. I don't want to [cry]]
I'm a love-brained person, but I'm not cerebral palsy. I can still tell the difference between crying while hugging a blanket and crying while hugging a child.
I only say I'm materialistic, but I don't even dare to accept money for milk tea when someone offers it to me, because I'm afraid I'll end up with a bill that's longer than my life. But in reality, each item only costs a dozen or twenty bucks.
New China was founded to enable the people to live a good life. Anyone who asks you to endure hardship with them, or who asks you to endure hardship yourself, is violating the original aspiration of the founding of the country.
After coming out of Guangcai Hall, everyone went to the main hall to burn incense.
clang--
clang--
As soon as I stepped into the yard, I heard the sound of wooden fish being struck.
In the corridor at the entrance of the main hall, a monk wearing a short white robe with a lotus pattern attracted everyone's attention.
The other person has a cold and elegant temperament, and looks completely otherworldly. Just one glance at him is unforgettable.
Even when compared with those top-notch entertainers in the entertainment industry, he is on par with them in terms of appearance and physique.
Of course, just looking good is not enough to attract everyone's attention.
The key point is that the other person is twisting the Buddhist beads in one hand and tapping the cyberpunk wooden fish on the tablet with a stylus in the other hand.
Not a buddy?
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[Handsome guy, you are knocking on something very new.]
【Visibility of merit.】
【Buddha: I have read it.】
[Has the internet in the sky reached here now?]
[Knocking on a mechanical wooden fish, are we worshipping a cyberpunk, cyborg Buddha?]
[Knock the electronic wooden fish, see the mecha Buddha, obtain the cybernetic scriptures, and become a punk arhat.]
[Apart from anything else, this guy is really handsome. No wonder Princess Gaoyang liked that monk back then.]
[This guy doesn't seem to be a monk. Isn't he Fu Xiuchen, the son of Tiansheng Entertainment's current CEO?]
【Buddhist disciples in Beijing.】
Someone recognized the handsome guy beating the wooden fish.
Naturally, Si Qian and others also recognized it.
This handsome guy was the best man at the last wedding she officiated.
Si Qian stepped forward and asked curiously: "Handsome guy, will I dream of a mechanical Tathagata if I strike the electronic wooden fish?"
The handsome guy turned around and replied to her in a slightly ethereal voice.
"I'll probably dream about Hatsune Miku."
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