Chapter 294 I am MC Water Guanyin, making sexy sounds
[In order to make Director Zheng kneel down, Director Wu has become the number one in his live broadcast room.]
Director Wu would have to smash his phone to pieces to make Director Zheng kneel down. This is truly a touching display of brotherhood.
[Everyone! Give! Me! Kneel! Down!]
【Hey↗I’m going to get one for my friend right now!】
Director Wu saved the screen recording and smiled with satisfaction.
He waited for ten minutes and finally got Yougan to kneel down.
Even though the means of revenge are a bit cowardly, as long as it can embarrass Yougan, it's worth it!
Director Zheng was completely unaware of this and was still shoveling his food into his mouth with relish.
As the sun set and the sky darkened, the guests finished their meal.
Mu Weiyue asked Director Zheng: "Aren't we going back yet?"
In response, Director Zheng just sat on the steps, rubbing his hands in anticipation, and said, "Don't worry, I heard there's a meeting at Nanmen Square tonight."
Lu Yao held her chin in her hand and said in a sweet voice, "What meeting?"
Liu Ye continued: "It should be similar to a temple fair or a religious ceremony."
We were afraid that we wouldn’t be able to get a good seat, so we went there early.
A platform has been built under the south gate square of the temple.
Gradually, more and more people gathered in the South Gate Square.
But the more people looked at it, the more they felt something was wrong.
One hundred percent out of ten is wrong!
Chi Ye watched as the staff brought in speakers, headlights, microphones, and other items, his brows furrowing deeper and deeper. "Is this a meeting?"
Why doesn't it feel like that?
If you don’t know, you might think you have accidentally walked into a bar.
Ji Mingxuan said: "Maybe it's the progress of the times. Isn't there still cyber incense burning..."
After seeing how the electronic wooden fish and fascia gun could accumulate merit, Ji Mingxuan was not surprised to see these now.
After all, there are all kinds of birds in the forest.
Just get used to it.
Director Zheng had already reserved good seats in the front for everyone, but when he looked back, there were only a few people here.
"Where are the others?"
"Not down yet."
Chi Ye sat down on the ground and pointed to the stairs behind the stage after hearing Director Zheng asking others.
Director Zheng didn't say anything else, but just asked someone to bring a bench for Chi Ye.
"The ground is cold, my butt is freezing."
…
In the temple, Si Qian, who had just accompanied Pei to worship Medicine Buddha, took him to worship Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.
She had her own theories about this sort of thing.
"We should believe what we should believe, and not blindly believe what we shouldn't believe."
After finally coaxing the man into submission, he met Mu Weiyue and Li Chuanze on the way down.
Si Qian felt strange: "Didn't you two go downstairs just now?"
"I heard there's a really beautiful koi in the pond, and Chuanze said he wanted to go with me to see it."
When talking about her beloved fish, Mu Weiyue's eyes lit up like laser cannons and she gestured with her hands for a long time.
When she lowered her head and caught a glimpse of the two holding hands, she couldn't help but blink and smiled somewhat ambiguously.
"By the way, why are you guys here too?"
Si Qian was very generous: "On a date."
I finally managed to have a secret affair when no one was around, but ended up being caught.
Aunt Mu Weiyue's smile.jpg
"We won't bother you anymore!"
After saying that, she dragged Li Chuanze away from here.
After walking away, Li Chuanze, who had wanted to talk to Mu Weiyue since a while ago, finally got the chance.
Taking advantage of the good atmosphere tonight, he wanted to press on and confess his feelings to Mu Weiyue.
"moon……"
“Luckily I’m not in a relationship!”
Li Chuanze had just said a word when Mu Weiyue let out a breath of relief and interrupted him.
Realizing that Li Chuanze had just spoken to her, she turned around and asked, "By the way, what were you about to say?"
Li Chuanze: "Nothing..."
Mu Weiyue nodded, not taking it seriously, and continued: "Fortunately, I'm not in a relationship. Otherwise, I would have to go out on a date in such a cold weather. I would feel miserable just thinking about it."
As she spoke, she made a gesture of hugging herself.
Li Chuanze was completely silent.
He died before he could finish his confession.
…
Si Qian was still cursing when he went down.
Listen carefully and get closer -
"I'm really a idiot like Pei Tianming! #%↗/?@"
After hearing about Pei Li's childhood experiences, Si Qian cursed him all the way with dirty words.
"Next time you go back, take me with you. I'll greet all your relatives one by one and give them all two slaps in the face."
Pei Li couldn't help but sigh after hearing this.
Looking at her well-trained biceps, Pei Li touched his chin and thought for a few seconds before asking her.
"Mr. Krabs, will you abuse me?"
Si Qian was busy scolding Pei Tianming and didn't listen carefully to what he was saying.
"Why do you want to go home and hug?"
"You can hug me now."
As she spoke, she stopped, opened her arms and hugged the man's thin waist.
She always carried a fruity woody scent that made Pei Li feel at ease, especially when he was close to her, the scent that was unique to her was even stronger, lingering in his heart for a long time.
Pei Li didn't expect that this sentence could be understood in this way.
But he likes it very much.
…
As soon as the two arrived at the square, it was like a music festival in the center. The DJ was blasting loudly, and all kinds of fancy stage lights were on, almost blinding people.
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Did they go to the wrong place?
Si Qian doubted for a second, then looked back at the plaque of Jinsheng Temple behind him.
This is the wrong way!
Completely dumbfounded, Si Qian and Pei Li were led to the front by off-site staff.
The further you go, the louder the music becomes.
In the center of the stage, the abbot was DJing, the head monk was playing guitar, and the monks were singing.
So abstract.
This world has finally gone crazy.
Si Qian's face was filled with shock.
No wonder there were so many old-fashioned people in the past.
What is this?
Si Qian admitted that he, a country boy, was deeply shocked.
She stammered, "Is this a legitimate monk? Does the Buddha approve?"
Pei Li: "This is the electronic music monk."
The sound of music kept blasting my eardrums.
The abbot on the stage picked up the microphone and shouted to the audience:
"Hello!"
Familiar music sounded——
I don't have K~I don't have K~I don't have K~
Bulubiu Bulubiu~
Dinosaurs resist wolves resist wolves resist ~
[Buddhist forbidden land during the day, Buddhist stronghold at night. ]
I'm MC Water Guanyin, making a sexy sound. I'm DJ Maitreya Buddha, walking into the life I long for.
I never thought that one day I would say the words "the collapse of rituals and music" would come out of my mouth.
[Dear donors, could you please let me see the incense in your hands? ! ! ! ! ! !]
[Buddha: Donors in the back, please shake the incense sticks in your hands!]
[Manjushri Bodhisattva is paying for tonight's meal. Where are the screams?!]
Si Qian: "Director Zheng, is this the meeting you were talking about?"
She thought about temple fairs and Dharma assemblies.
The only thing I didn’t think about was the concert.
Director Zheng was also puzzled. When he arrived, he heard people say that there was a meeting here tonight, but he didn't know what the meeting was.
"Wait a minute, let me check..."
Director Zheng was so confused that he took out his mobile phone and checked for a long time. He was dumbfounded when he saw the result.
"This square isn't part of the temple. A couple of days ago, an organizer applied to hold a music festival here. The monks on the stage are probably the atmosphere group..."
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