Chapter 323: Sprinkling Itching Powder on the Back of the Old Man with a Broken Arm
Director Zheng, who had just heard that his new drama had been approved, had not even had time to smile until his ears were covered with a bucket of cold water, which chilled him from head to toe.
He shuddered all over and couldn't stop shaking, with cold sweat oozing out of his back.
no?
Netizens don’t even act anymore?
He is taking tonic medicine!
Director Wu also wiped away the bitter tears that were hard to describe: "Old Zheng, what should we do now?"
"Is it not okay if I don't shoot?!"
Director Zheng almost gave up and quit.
Some time ago, he bought the copyright of an original script and planned to take a break after finishing the recording of this variety show and then change his development track.
So he held a vote online with great fanfare, hoping that netizens would recommend a suitable female lead.
I didn’t expect that this group of netizens are also fun-loving people.
In just two days, 150,000 people participated in the voting, Si Qian's votes were far ahead, and the number of voters reached 100,000.
Director Zheng stroked his chest and kept comforting himself.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!!!
Director Zheng, who was about to faint on the spot, trembled and asked, "Who's second?"
"It's Teacher Strong!"
Bang!
Director Zheng fell to the ground with a bang.
God is going to kill him!
God wants him to die!!!
Director Zheng looked grim and paced back and forth in the room anxiously.
Director Wu comforted Director Zheng: "It's okay, they can vote for their own projects, we don't have to use Teacher Si."
"You make it sound so easy. So many people have seen the vote. Even if it's just a formality, you still have to ask if they have a schedule!"
Otherwise, I will lose face!
In the entertainment industry, you can’t do things too extreme.
They really shot themselves in the foot. If they had known earlier, they would not have bothered with the voting.
Even if Director Zheng regretted it now, it was useless. He could only send the script and ask Si Qian about his next schedule.
"God forbid she ever gets one!"
The more you fear something, the more likely it will come to you.
drop!
Si Qian quickly replied.
Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich: [There are indeed a lot of script invitations in the next few months. 】
Director Zheng's face lit up with joy, and just as he was about to say what a pity it was, Si Qian's message came again.
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [However, since we are so familiar with each other, I will give priority to your invitation [heart]]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [I've specially cleared the next schedule for you.]
Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich: [Looking forward to working together in the future [handshake]]
When Director Zheng saw the news, the sky seemed to fall.
Director Wu looked at Director Zheng crying and laughing like a madman, and shook his shoulders nervously and shouted.
"Yougan, what happened to you?"
"Yougan, don't scare me!"
Director Zheng, whose brain was almost shaken, gradually regained consciousness.
His mouth opened wide, his chest trembling—
"I'm scared!"
He had already anticipated how difficult the days ahead would be.
Director Zheng looked gloomy on this side, while Si Qian was beaming with joy on the other side.
She read the script that Director Zheng handed to her. It was a fantasy romance book similar to ancient Chinese stories. The heroine was a female general, and the story was in the style of a light comedy.
When the silly prince brought Little Green Tea to cancel the engagement.
fan!
When the hostess of the palace banquet was molested and humiliated by the dandy prince.
kill!
When the emperor suspected that she had rebellious intentions in command of a large army.
opposite!
In short, just attack whoever you dislike.
All the way to the finale, the heroine's hands never stopped firing firecrackers like the ones used to blow up the Nian beast during the New Year.
In short, the person's mammary glands are unobstructed.
She decided to act out this script!
Oh my god, I haven’t seen such a cool script in the domestic entertainment industry for a long time.
This ancient idol drama, which has been filed for 20 episodes, tells the story of the heroine who was married off by the emperor but was broken off by the scumbag. Then the heroine took up the sword to defend her country but was suspected by the emperor because of her achievements. Finally, the heroine rebelled and led the army straight into the imperial city to kill the dog emperor and ascended the throne herself.
The plot is compact and not dragged out.
The content of 80 episodes was completed in 20 episodes.
The sisters are killing indiscriminately.
Shark them all!
Si Qian glanced at the small annotations Director Zheng made for each episode.
Episode 1, killing the concubine's sister.
Episode 2, killing the half-brother.
Episode three, killing the scumbag father.
Episode 4, killing stepmother.
Episode 5, killing the clan elders.
…
Episode 19, Killing the Emperor.
Episode 20, ascending the throne.
Killing by mistake, killing again, and killing again.
After giving the script a quick look to the agent, Sister Chen thought there was nothing wrong with it.
Si Qian went to see Director Zheng and planned to sign the contract directly.
Director Zheng's smile when he received the news was uglier than crying.
He feels so miserable!
On the very night after the discussion, something happened to Si Qian.
Open Weibo and the topic #S-surnamed female star cheats with multiple people and returns to her love nest is ranked first on Weibo's hot search list.
Its reading volume exceeded 100 million in just half an hour.
The cause was that a paparazzi posted a few photos on Weibo.
They are all photos of Xiao Tiantian taking Si Qian to catch an adulterer.
The most intimate photos all show Xiao Tiantian hugging her and crying bitterly after being abandoned by her scumbag.
There are also photos of her going upstairs with Xiaowu, Xiaoliu and others to catch the adulterer.
Illuminating her beauty from all angles.
With a nervous mood, she opened the paparazzi's comment section, which could only be described as bloody and violent.
But this bloody storm was a little different from what she had imagined.
Perhaps this marketing account itself did not expect that the Weibo post that originally slandered Si Qian would attract a group of gays and netizens who were just watching the fun and gradually deviate from the topic.
That rainy night when I was a 0 for love without telling my husband: [Teacher Si, you are really hungry. You can even eat this. ]
Sprinkle itching powder on the back of the old man with a broken arm: [So many muscular men are not eating well? ]
Modern bullies work 30 days a month without overtime pay: [There are also muscular men who look good but are useless. If you ask me, I think Mr. Pei is the type of man who is like that [thumbs up]]
Pi Yan Diamond-studded Life is Brilliant: [Why do I like these muscular men that Teacher Si found so much? It seems like I smell a kindred spirit.]
At 3am, I couldn't hold my shit and was beaten by the nurse: [What is cheating? Did Teacher Si give them a legitimate relationship? ]
I'm very introverted and don't dare to forcefully kiss a handsome guy on the street: [I was wondering why I've been single for a year, and it turns out you've dated all the girls. Give me one (mala reaching out.jpg)]
A divorced woman knows how to love a man: [Alright, I thought it was a small matter. If the child wants to talk, then talk. As long as Boss Pei is alive, you will always be his concubines.]
My mom said the name was too long and some idiots just started reading it: [A Chinese male actor was found guilty of having multiple affairs and you said nothing. Teacher Si just went upstairs with a few guys and you started fabricating obscene rumors. You guys are really going to die!]
I woke up and felt my husband's hard-on. Turns out he was dead: [Do you think that posting this about Teacher Si will bring down her reputation? You're wrong. She is already a ruin.]
Deduct 1 to share the whole process of my husband doing 0: [Sisters, don’t worry, Teacher Si is obsessed with looks, these ones are too ugly for her to like. ]
After reading it, Si Qian: “?”
How come this is different from what she imagined?
She thought she would be scolded this time, but she didn't expect netizens to be so smart.
Times have really changed. Netizens have learned their lesson after being used as tools so many times.
If this had happened a few years ago, she would have been scolded to death.
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