Chapter 332 Those who are not dead say they are dead first
In the elegant music restaurant, the inappropriate noise made other diners look up and around frequently to find the source of the sound.
What the hell is going on?
The cheerful tune and brainwashing lyrics seem out of tune with the environment here.
Si Qian was in a happy mood as he listened to this brainwashing song and had dinner with Pei Li.
He took a bite of the food, wiped his mouth with a tissue gracefully and gave a compliment.
"Mr. Krabs, good taste."
What song is this?
Office Worker Rhapsody
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday are the meanest days!
【Whoever invented this song is a genius. 】
The People's Music!
【I declare that this song will be performed on the Spring Festival Gala!】
[Seeking a tutorial on Pangu closing the heavens and the earth.]
【Why didn't Jing Ke stab my boss? 】
Why couldn't Meng's mother give me three thousand?
【Kuafu doesn't have time, because he wants to fry skewers for me.】
【Hou Yi is busy clearing my jungle area. 】
[Director Zheng remained silent, simply pinching the Ren Zhong point.]
As it turned out, Director Zheng did roll his eyes and pinch his philtrum backstage for fear of fainting.
Are you sick!!!
Who the hell would choose this kind of song for a date at a fancy restaurant!
The ambiguous atmosphere disappeared completely, and it felt like encountering a rural credit cooperative on a street corner in Paris, France.
This is no different from pooping on the street!
Director Zheng was almost stuttering: "Tell... tell Mr. Si... the guy who's doing the photoshoot over there... to turn off the song!"
Director Wu, who used to be a hard-working worker, found his true passion in music.
He could really relate to the song.
Director Wu crossed his arms and made a dame gesture: "No!"
Director Zheng turned around and asked, "Why?"
Director Wu slammed the table in protest: "I can tell if it's good music the moment I hear it!"
"roll!"
"Okay~"
Director Wu, who succumbed to the tyranny of the capitalists, immediately slid to his knees and did not dare to complain at all.
Director Wu, who did not forget to close the door for Director Zheng before leaving, squatted at the stairs and took out his cell phone, crying.
When I saw the trending search #Ms. Si spent millions to win a handsome man’s smile, I was instantly defeated.
He hugged the guardrail and cried.
"Mr. Wuwu, you are so cool, leaving me here alone to be scolded."
We agreed to be together for the rest of our lives.
How did she become rich without saying anything?
…
Perhaps because of the previous experience, the second round of dates was the most harmonious one among the guests this season.
Not only that, Si Qian, who has always been stingy, paid for everything today, just like a coal boss who went out with a beautiful woman in his arms to show off on the street.
"What else do you like? I'll buy it for you!"
Pei De's advance: "What if the one I like is a little expensive?"
Si Qian said without hesitation: "Buy!"
After she finished her bold words, she finally remembered to ask how much it cost.
It’s not that she is reluctant.
But if it’s too expensive, I really don’t have the money.
But money is like her part-time job.
There is always some money if you save up.
The two were very close to each other, but Pei Li sent a message.
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [I like you.]
“…”
[That's a bit awkward.]
[You won't show us? Oh, okay, that's hilarious. Actually, I don't really want to see it. I think it's just like that. Hahahaha, that's hilarious. You're really pretentious!]
【Is there anything that cannot be discussed in person?】
[The child has grown up and knows how to be a bitch when dating.]
Si Qian raised the corners of his mouth almost imperceptibly when he received the news.
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [There's no reason to like you. 】
Mr. Pi steals the secret recipe: [Yili Chocolate [Like]]
After putting his phone away, Si Qian reached out to Pei Li amidst a barrage of question marks.
"Let's go eat chocolate!"
"I want two!"
"No problem, I'll treat you to as much as you want!"
The two of them walked away hand in hand with the children who were leaving kindergarten, skipping and dancing together.
Following the teacher behind, I have to sigh——
Mentally retarded children are more joyful.
The two went to the convenience store at the gate of a nearby junior high school.
It was already late at this time and most of the students had left. A small, simply decorated shop opened at the school gate.
Si Qian went in, took out three Chocolates, paid for them, and took Pei Li to sit on the bench at the entrance of the convenience store, opened the packaging and started eating.
Next to the convenience store is a mahjong parlor, where several middle-aged men are playing mahjong.
Si Qian asked: "Can you fight?"
Pei Li shook his head: "No."
Si Qian: "I can't either."
Oh, I was thinking of asking them to go in and play a few games.
Pei Li, seeing through someone's thoughts, said ruthlessly: "Forget it. If both of us get into an Audi, we'll both have to turn into a Yadi."
Si Qian: "..."
Although she didn't like to hear this, it was the truth.
Si Qian, who had just given up on taking him in to play a hand, finished the ice cream in his hand and was about to leave when several people in the mahjong hall suddenly started fighting.
Ping pong pong——
The sound of things being scattered could be heard.
The door of the mahjong hall was slammed open from the inside.
A black shadow flew out and crashed to the ground like in a kung fu movie.
"Don't even think about leaving without paying today!"
The leading man rushed out, grabbed the man by the collar and spoke viciously.
The man lying on the ground held his head and begged for mercy: "I have lost all my money, I really have nothing left!"
Then, several people picked up the man and used him as a punching bag and started beating him violently.
Si Qian still hadn't gotten over his habit of loving to join in the fun, so he turned back and acted like a good person, beating up a demon spirit. He then pulled Pei Li to squat beside the flower bed like a mouse and took out his phone to take a video.
Pei Li was afraid that her legs would hurt from squatting, so he took two bricks from the flower bed and put them under her legs for her to sit on.
【A Chinese who loves to watch the excitement all his life. 】
More than ten minutes later, the police came and saw Si Qian rushing forward with a brick.
In this way, Si Qian was also taken away as an accomplice.
Even though she repeatedly explained that she wanted to intervene because she was afraid someone would get hurt, no one believed her.
The police officer asked her with a suspicious look: "Why are you using a brick to break up a fight?"
He had just seen with his own eyes the little girl pick up a brick and rush forward with a ferocious look on her face.
"That was a conditioned reflex!" Si Qian defended himself loudly.
He was used to beating people, so when he stood up, he instinctively picked up the brick.
But she really wanted to intervene!
She is a very good citizen!
Pei Li also chimed in: "That's right!"
After the police followed the normal procedure and asked a few questions, they confirmed that the two men were just passing by and did not know the people who were fighting. After making a record, they stood up and escorted the two men out.
The policeman sent the man to the door outside, turned around and patiently gave Si Qian some instructions.
"Little girl, don't fight anymore. Most of the people who die in fights are the ones who started it first. Do you know why?"
Si Qian said seriously, "I know."
The police officer who asked her had a look of surprise in his eyes: "Tell me what you know."
Si Qian raised his hand seriously: "The ones who are not dead will say that the dead ones will start first."
police:"……"
[“Those who are still alive say that the dead ones started it first.”]
[What a great case of death without evidence.]
[Raising your hand doesn't mean you're refusing, it means you don't need to say anything.]
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