Chapter 345: These days, there is chaos and war everywhere
Netizens remained silent, only expressing their sympathy.
[These days are so hard that I have to comfort myself by saying I'm not pregnant.]
[Working costs life, resting costs money. If you don't work, you have no money, and if you work, you lose your life. There is no solution to this situation.]
Financial freedom comes and goes.
All roads lead to cattle and horses.
Director Zheng's favorite chicken butt was roasted until it was sizzling with oil. The chicken oil dripped into the charcoal fire, and flames suddenly appeared.
The firelight reflected on everyone's smiling faces, peaceful and beautiful.
...Except Director Zheng.
He was so greedy that he went over to pick up a string of chicken butts, but the fire burned his hair.
"ah!"
A scream broke the silence in the yard.
Director Zheng, with fire on his head, was frantically looking for water in the yard.
It looks like a jumping bullfrog.
"Come and put out the fire!"
"Director Zheng is furious!"
Everyone was frantically looking for water. Si Qian, who reacted quickly, scooped up some water from the rockery and poured it directly over Director Zheng's head.
He shouted loudly——
"Don't move!"
puff!
The fire is out.
Director Zheng, who originally had very few hairs on his head, can now play the role of a prince in a Qing Dynasty palace drama.
Director Wu handed over a towel and cried out, "You, hurry up and you'll get what you want!"
Director Zheng, feeling ashamed, turned around and left, with the saying "hasty people get hot butts" in his mind.
Then, I don’t know if I was possessed, but I suddenly reached out to take a picture of Director Wu…
butt.
By the time he reacted, it was too late.
Director Wu was frozen, his face full of disbelief.
【??? What are you guys doing?】
[You two should at least stay away from people! ]
[The couple I was obsessed with came true? ]
Ah? Ah? Ah?
[Director Zheng, did you do this on purpose or by accident?]
【Deliberately careless.】
【Who is on top and who is down? 】
【Who is the top and who is the bottom? 】
Seeing the barrage of comments getting bigger and bigger, the director in the distance was so scared that he quickly cut the camera.
The next second, Si Qian's dumbfounded expression with his mouth open appeared in the live broadcast room.
You can see that she was also shocked.
The reactions of other guests were similar.
They are all dead pig jaw-dropping emoticons.
Next, even more shrill screams broke out in the yard.
"Zheng-you-fucking!"
Director Wu hugged himself tightly like the naive heroine being teased by Bald President Wang, looking so pitiful.
The other staff members below followed suit and started to yell at Director Zheng—
"Director Zheng, go comfort your wife!"
"Stick!"
"You're sick!"
The two people spoke almost in unison.
The disgust is beyond words.
Fu Xiao, who had been waiting for a long time, finally found an opportunity to fight back.
He quoted the words that netizens had sent him in the past and avenged Director Zheng and Director Wu.
"In these chaotic times, it doesn't matter where you go!"
As someone who had been through this, Chi Ye also tried to hold back his laughter for a long time. He walked over, patted Director Wu's shoulder solemnly, and tried to comfort him earnestly.
"Just make sure it feels right, don't get too hung up on the gender."
Director Wu looked as if the sky had fallen.
Director Wu: What's your purpose in saying these things? Who instructed you to do so? What's your motive?
[Fu Xiao, you're a bit too vindictive. You still remember what netizens said.]
[No matter how cold a man is, his rectum is still warm.]
[Shields can't do damage to each other, but spears can do damage to each other [covering their mouths and laughing]]
Director Wu would rather have been stabbed in the back with a knife.
[The words are rough, but the truth is true. This is too rough.]
Faced with everyone's chatter, Director Wu still held his head like a madman.
"You can joke with me about my grade, but you can't really tell me how high my grade is!"
Someone come and save him!
Si Qian, overflowing with sympathy, made a suggestion to Director Wu.
"How about some Chinese medicine to help you recover?"
"Can you take some Chinese medicine and turn me into a rich person?"
"cannot."
…
After the live broadcast ended, Director Zheng found a master to calculate whether there was any evil spirit possessing him today.
Director Wu even repeated to himself "I am a straight man" a hundred times.
The incense and talismans were all lit, and after they were lit, he walked around the room muttering to himself.
The two of them stayed up all night, acting like they were practicing Taoism, and the room was filled with smoke.
Si Qian's evaluation is that it is worse to believe that incense ash mixed with horse urine will bring bad luck than to believe this.
I don’t know if what happened tonight irritated Chi Ye. When Si Qian returned home and turned on his phone, all the messages were from her.
Looking at the endless stream of messages popping up, she could only sigh helplessly and start typing replies.
However, the phone was a bit stuck because there were too many messages from the other party, and the unfinished message was sent out by mistake.
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [I want to do it with you]
Before he finished typing the second half of the sentence, Chi Ye's message came right after.
Crazy slap on the dumb man's good mouth: [I'm going to buy a condom]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Lifelong friends.]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich:【???】
Slap the dumb man's mouth: [Buy a new set of clothes.]
Slap the dumb man's good mouth: [Save it for the New Year.]
A social crisis was cleverly resolved.
But Chi Ye's heart was also completely broken.
After solving Chi Ye's problem, Si Qian opened the dialog box between himself and Pei Yi and replied with an OK gesture.
Then she sent a message to Director Zheng.
No one noticed that at one in the morning, a slender figure quietly sneaked into Director Zheng and Director Wu's room...
——
Time flies, and there are only two days left until the confession night.
The program team has prepared interactive games for everyone to enhance their relationships.
"Big Wheel Challenge, the guest spins the pointer, and wherever the pointer stops, they must complete the corresponding punishment. If it lands in a blank area, the content of the punishment will be specified by the commentator."
Si Qian took a look at the content on the turntable. This time the scale was much larger than the previous times.
What about eating cookies together with a distance less than 1 cm, hugging the opposite sex you like on the scene, and kissing on the forehead...
There are also quite a few blank areas.
She seriously suspected that Director Zheng was doing something good for the audience.
[In the last episode, you guys didn't hide anything at all, did you? ]
[What were you doing with this benefit before? Why are you giving it out now? ]
[Tonight I'm furiously writing a 100,000-word fanfic about Director Zheng and Director Wu!]
Before the game started, Si Qian glanced at today's date and put his phone back in his pocket.
Director Zheng smiled and said, "Teacher Si, please go first."
Si Qian didn't refuse. He walked to the turntable, swung his arms and feet into the ground, then took a deep breath and swung the turntable with his arms -
Bang!
The turntable spins rapidly.
Turn, turn, turn, turn...
[Is this using all your strength? 】
The turntable finally stopped on the "forehead kiss".
[Holy crap!]
【Asako is about to get stunned!】
【I hope there won’t be any more accidents! 】
[Don’t be such a jinx upstairs!]
Today, Si Qian seemed to be in a hurry and came to Pei Li without saying a word.
She blinked and looked at Pei Li, subconsciously biting her lower lip.
Just as everyone was watching the two of them with bated breath and preparing to start a big conversation, Si Qian suddenly turned around and expressed the doubts of a straight-laced woman.
She asked Director Zheng——
"What is a forehead kiss?"
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