Chapter 39 Live like Si Qian, shameless and shameless
The comments were filled with laughter. Pei Li seemed calm, but he had actually been gone for a while.
I thought the matter was over here, but I didn't expect the traffic police uncle had another trick up his sleeve.
"Since the older sisters and brothers know they are wrong, let them sing a song."
The traffic policeman, dressed comfortably, looked at Si Qian and Pei Li with a smile.
Based on the principle of having lost all face, Si Qian has gone from being cautious and reserved at the beginning to being able to accept the gazes of passers-by without changing his expression.
She rushed forward like a soldier, using all her strength to shout:
"Report!"
"Next, I will present to you the song 'Give My Mother Back Her Face'"
Meeting Pei Li's puzzled gaze, Si Qian stood in front of the traffic policeman and spoke confidently in front of the crowd.
"Give me back my pretty face~"
"Give my mother a face~"
"Give me back my pretty face~"
"Beijing Traffic Police Brigade, thank you so much~"
"I completely lost my face~"
Si Qian became more and more confident as she sang, but the traffic policeman who had just suggested that she sing a song looked more and more unhappy.
The traffic policeman was fidgeting, with a rare look of embarrassment on his face. He kept rubbing his hands together, wanting to laugh but unable to, and paced back and forth, looking like he was being tortured.
The people around were just watching the fun at first, but ended up leaving in embarrassment, picking their feet.
She dares to sing, but they really don't dare to listen!
But Si Qian's howls became louder and louder, just like a devilish sound penetrating his head, and the lingering sound of the words "give my mother face back" lingered in his mind for a long time.
1748 had just come online when he saw Pei Li looking down at something on the ground:
[Host, what are you looking for? ]
Pei Li: "Find a crack in the ground and I'll crawl in."
【……】
I originally thought she was going to poop the whole thing, but she ended up pooping a big lump.
Si Qian was already singing with great enthusiasm at this time, completely immersed in her own beautiful singing voice.
“Everybody!”
“Let’s do it together!”
Si Qian waved one hand, treating the roadside as his own concert.
"Give my mother a face~"
[No! How can a person be so mean? ]
[I really want to live a shameless life like Si Qian.]
Your twenties are a great age to be embarrassed.
"I have to think twice before performing for the elders during Chinese New Year, and she just sang so beautifully?"
After the song was finished, the traffic policeman's expression changed again and again.
The innocent child pointed at the traffic police:
"Uncle, you look like that chameleon!"
#strongTeacher was caught without a helmet
#Losing money CP large social death scene
#How can people be so brave as to be like this
Director Zheng saw this scene through the monitor and was so shocked that he almost fainted.
Every time it's her, Si Qian, who makes a lot of trouble!
Si Qian: "Uncle police, can we go now?"
Traffic police: "Now you two can go if you catch the next person without a helmet."
Si Qian: "Can we only leave after we stop the next person who's not wearing a helmet?"
Traffic police: “Yes.”
Si Qian took out his cell phone and dialed Li Chuanze's number.
…
Li Chuanze was riding a tram with Mu Weiyue, and he saw Si Qian waving at him from a distance.
After the car stopped, Li Chuanze's face was full of impatience.
"Tell me, what's the matter?"
Si Qian gave him a devilish smile, then turned around and complained to the traffic policeman behind him:
"Brother, he's not wearing a helmet, can I go now?"
“That’s it!”
Li Chuanze: "What do you mean!"
【Haha ...
[I was wondering why Si Qian called Mr. Li just now. Turns out he was waiting here?]
[Boss Li: I treat you as a brother, and you're using me as a scapegoat?]
Si Qian drove his electric scooter and took Pei Li away from the intersection.
Li Chuanze and Mu Weiyue, who were left behind, were dumbfounded and could only repeat Si Qian's process.
Li Chuanze was so angry that he almost bit his back teeth, but he had to call his good brother:
"Hey! Sheng Chi, I'm at xxx. Please drive the tram over here. Remember to drive the tram. I have something urgent to tell you."
[Scam! Blatant fraud!]
[See, this is offline pyramid schemes, and the ones who get into trouble are all the people you know.]
Just like that, Si Qian called Li Chuanze, Li Chuanze called Sheng Chi, Sheng Chi called Fu Xiao, and after going around in circles, the entire program team was directly affected.
#Tag it, I will sell you health products when I am old
The marketing account turned this into a ghost video, which became a small hit.
The Beijing Traffic Police Brigade took the ghost video and used it as a promotional video, and in conjunction with the Anti-Fraud Center, they created a slogan:
Your brothers are connected with you by heart, but you play tricks on them.
Less than a week after the show started, it has appeared on countless trending searches, none of which is related to the variety show.
Because of Si Qian, the entire program team was labeled as stupid and gullible.
There was even a merchant selling wisdom pills who came to advertise.
Director Zheng was furious on the other end of the phone:
"Stick! You're the fucking idiot! Your whole family is idiot!"
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~
He treats tonic as mentally retarded!
…
After receiving the ticket, Si Qian did not rush to the designated meeting place of the program crew. Instead, he drove Pei Li on a long detour, choosing to drive on the road with traffic police.
The wind from the roadside carried wisps of hot air, making people dizzy.
Pei Li wrapped one arm tightly around Si Qian's waist. He had learned his lesson completely since the last time Si Qian led him into trouble.
"Where are you going?"
"I have to make the best use of the few dozen dollars I was fined."
As she said this, she took the ticket and ran to all the intersections for the whole afternoon.
"This is my 24-hour pass."
Si Qian held the ticket in his hand, and the two of them passed through an intersection unhindered.
Pei Li thought thoughtfully: "It seems you have done this a lot."
Si Qian: "No, I used a restaurant receipt to pretend before and I almost got arrested."
【Hahahaha, why do kids say whatever they want?】
[Car behind: I'm going to report this to the central government!! [Roaring]]
After walking around, when passing by a drugstore, Pei Li shouted "Stop the car" and walked straight into the store.
Si Qian parked her shared e-donkey in the parking space and followed.
After walking around the shelves filled with various prescription drugs, the man finally picked up the ointment and spray and then lined up to pay.
Si Qian leaned over to look at the medicine in his hand: "What is this?"
Pei Li smiled and said, "I bought it for you."
[Seriously, these two seem a bit sweet. Didn't Si Qian say last time that he had tenosynovitis? Now he's even buying medicine for her.]
[It's not industrial saccharin this time, right? Right? Tell me it's not industrial saccharin? This is very important to me! Never mind! Industrial saccharin doesn't matter. These days, food is all pre-made, so what if the price is a bit off? As long as you put your heart into it for me, that's all that matters!]
[As for industrial saccharin, the one next door is probably better.]
[Sister Da is stepping on me again? ]
[The dog is barking now. Are you being called?]
The unexpected change came unexpectedly. When it was their turn to pay the bill, a young man suddenly stepped forward to cut in line and pushed Si Qian.
"Get out of the way, you blind bastard!"
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