Chapter 409 The most useless thing ate the most useful thing
The end of the year is approaching, and Si Qian has been so busy lately that he is dizzy.
The agency contract she had signed with Li Media Company expired, so she took her previous agent and started her own business.
Director Zheng's new drama has entered intensive preparations. If nothing goes wrong, she will join the crew after the New Year and will have to familiarize herself with the script during this period.
Due to the long-tail effect after the end of the dating variety show, many endorsements came to seek cooperation.
With the high-intensity work and the wedding preparations, Si Qian was spinning like a top.
Pei Li was not much better off. He had to run back and forth between home and company, and would sit in meetings for hours.
Sometimes two people can't even see each other when they live under the same roof.
The day before New Year's Eve, Si Qian, who was exhausted, was finally able to rest.
When she got home in the evening, she stretched out on the sofa in a "spread" shape and began to empty her mind.
My thoughts can't help but drift away.
Pei Li's birthday is coming up in a few days. What gift should she give him?
I struggle with this every year and can’t think of a suitable one.
So annoying!
Si Qian felt more and more troubled the more he thought about it, so he simply sat up from the sofa and started to contact outside help with his phone.
Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich: [Ye Zi has a question for you. What gift should I give Pei Li for his birthday?]
drop--
Chi Ye on the other end replied almost instantly.
Slap the dumb man's good mouth: [Buy a condom.]
Si Qian: ""
When Si Qian saw the words "Message column", he was stunned for three seconds and subconsciously checked whether his WiFi was stuck.
Because she always felt that there was more news that had not been sent.
After waiting for a while, I was sure that there was no news.
Si Qian then weakly sent two more words.
Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich: [Clothes]
This time, Chi Ye's reply consisted of just one concise word.
Slap the dumb man's good mouth: [Set. ]
Si Qian: "..."
Please be kind.
Are people in the city so direct nowadays?
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Do you have any decent gifts?]
Slap the dumb man's mouth: [Position: [Beijing City Love Theme Hotel]]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Is there anything more respectable?]
Slap the dumb mouth: [Link: Couples Double Date Gift Pack/Ambiguous/Exciting]]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich:
Ladies, is this right?
This is not right!
Slap the dumb man's good mouth: [Anything else?]
Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich: [Is there a gift that's a little more subtle?]
Slap the dumb man's good mouth: [Yes, wait a minute, I'll ask my ex-girlfriend for a link.]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Okay, okay, thank you for your help.]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [[WeChat red envelope: Thank you very much]]
After waiting for about three minutes, Chi Ye sent Si Qian a small program link.
Si Qian couldn't wait to open it and take a look——
[QQNY Store]
Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich: [What to do]
Slap the dumb man's good mouth: [The clothes seller.]
Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich: [When did Tencent start selling clothes?]
Slap the dumb man's mouth: [...sells underwear.]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Isn’t this something I bought for him appropriate?]
Slap the dumb man's good mouth: [Wood, you are hopeless.]
I don't understand why Chi Ye suddenly got angry.
Si Qian followed the mini program she sent him and entered the store.
After browsing through it, Si Qian, whose face was already blushing, finally understood why Chi Ye said she was a piece of wood.
As a well-read person, she should have thought of this earlier...
It’s all her fault. She didn’t react and thought it was a joint product of Tencent.
I really made myself laugh.
Chi Ye's suggestion was directly rejected by Si Qian.
Si Qian changed to a married young woman and continued asking questions.
Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich: [Help, what should I get my husband for his birthday?]
Dung Sea Maggot: [Yourself.]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [something respectable.]
Dung Sea Maggot: [An unforgettable night.]
Si Qian: "..."
Why are they all less reliable than the other?
After thinking for two hours, Si Qian finally turned to the almighty circle of friends for help.
She blocked Pei Li and sent a message—
[Looking for a decent birthday gift for someone. ]
Li Chuanze was the first to comment, and he almost gritted his teeth as he sent the text.
Li: [Put an empty 2L bottle in it and call it a cup, hoping he'll drink more water. Put two of the insulated bags we gave him when he drank milk tea in it and say they're hard-shell bags perfect for trendy men. Give him a refrigerator instruction manual. Give him a stone weighing over ten pounds to symbolize your relationship is as solid as a rock. Give him an Ultraman from a Kinder Surprise Egg to tell him he doesn't need to envy others anymore. Also give him a leaking flashlight, saying it symbolizes shattering darkness with the power of thunder. Finally, remember to put in a pack of toilet paper to wipe his tears of joy. Even better if it's delivered cash on delivery [smile] [smile]]
When Si Qian saw this comment, he remembered the pile of tattered... gifts he had given him back then.
Mr. Krabs, wanting to get rich, replied to Li: [Sorry, I don't accept junk.]
Li replied to Mr. Krabs that he wanted to get rich: [ ]
If Pei Li didn't accept junk, he would accept it.
Don't be too double-standard!
Li Chuanze was so angry at Si Qian that his stomach and heart ached.
But Si Qian kept chasing after Dao Xie Mian and continued to kill him.
Mr. Krabs, wanting to get rich, replied to Li: [Xiaodao, please remember to come and give me a gift at our wedding [heart]]
Mr. Krabs, wanting to get rich, replied to Li: [I know that as the president of the Li Group, you wouldn't bother with a despicable person like me [handshake]]
Li Chuanze, who was flattered, wanted to refute, but he wanted to save face more.
Finally, I could only grit my teeth and reply: [I will go!]
…
Si Qian was in a good mood when he thought of Xiaodao's broken defense.
Meimei had a good sleep, and the next day Si Qian and Pei Li went to the supermarket to buy groceries together.
Pei Yi did not return to the old house during the winter vacation. Instead, he ran to their neighborhood every few days.
It just so happened that Pei Li had already moved in to live with Si Qian, so he gave the house opposite to Pei Yi to sleep in.
The three of them spent New Year's Eve together and had a lot of fun.
At noon, Si Qian took out the couplets he bought and planned to stick them on the door.
After gesturing with Pei Li at the door for a long time, we finally got the position right.
"You press it, and I'll stick it!"
Si Qian stood at the door and took aim, and was just about to use the paste he had just made to stick it on.
When she turned around, she found that the bowl she had placed in the entrance was gone.
"Oh my god, where did my paste go?"
Si Qian let out a sharp explosion in an instant.
Hearing the noise, Pei Yi hurried out with the bowl in his hand.
"What's wrong, sister-in-law?"
As he spoke, he scooped up a spoonful of mochi, put it into his mouth and began to chew.
The more Si Qian looked at his bowl, the more familiar it looked.
A dead pig came up and stared at Pei Yi and asked:
"What are you eating?"
Pei Yi chewed and chewed: "Mochi..."
"You ate the paste I used to stick the couplets together!!!"
Snap——
The thick porcelain bowl fell on the carpet, spun around, and stopped at Si Qian's feet.
Pei Yi felt like he was struck by lightning, and he didn't even have time to swallow the paste.
Pei Li: "The most useless thing in the house eats the most useful thing."
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