Chapter 49: Work hard when you are young, and choose eight male models when you are old
The chef was hunched over, holding onto the table and vomiting profusely, shouting "nausea" several times in English.
After vomiting, the chef kept saying sorry in English.
"If Buhao dies, I'll refund you..."
The waiter offered a solution with an apologetic look on his face.
At this time, Li Chuanze felt acid churning in his stomach, and he just laid down beside the pot and started vomiting again.
The waiter reacted: "!!!"
The chef, who had witnessed everything, had eyes that nearly popped out of their sockets, and then there was a sharp explosion:
“Oh! Buy! Karma!!!”
Si Qianteng stood up and said: "Sisters, buy it!"
After a brief silence of a few seconds, a burst of laughter broke out in the store.
The chef and the waiter rushed to the kitchen and lay in front of the sink, picking their throats.
[It's so explosive! My eyes!!!]
[Seeking the psychological shadow area of the two people...]
[Family members, let’s teach foreigners a lesson!]
After causing such a big mess, the store manager kicked them all out.
Since then, a sign has been placed at the entrance of the hotel, with the words written in Chinese on it:
It is forbidden to spit vomit into the pot.
…
A day of free dating is over.
In the evening, Director Zheng, with a serious expression, took the microphone and summarized the dates of the four groups today.
Director Wu next to him sighed and looked at the result at a loss.
"I regret to inform you all that after a day of free grouping, I declare that all four groups of guests have failed their hidden missions!"
After these words were spoken, several guests sighed in unison.
Mu Weiyue asked Lu Yao: "What is your group's hidden mission?"
Lu Yao glanced at Sheng Chi and said, "My goal is to hug any male guest three times, and Brother Sheng's goal is to say 'I like you' to any female guest three times without being noticed."
Mu Weiyue: "Mine is to refuse a gift from someone once."
Fu Xiao leaned aside sickly and said, "My goal is to make any two female guests laugh once."
Si Qian: "Is this the reason you cosplayed a crocodile and got forcefully kissed?"
When this was mentioned, Fu Xiao immediately jumped up and down like a cat with its fur standing on end:
"Shut up!"
Today is definitely the most shameful day in his history!
After being forcefully kissed, he brushed his teeth for two hours straight and had no mood to do the mission at all!
All eight guests failed in their hidden tasks, and the director team was heartbroken.
I feel sorry for their misfortune and angry at their lack of resistance.
Only then did Pei Li remember to ask what Si Qian's hidden mission was.
Si Qian said in a resentful tone: "Any male guest can give me flowers."
"With my character, people are just looking forward to my death. Sending wreaths is more like it."
"Now that I think about it, the antonym of life is actually death, and the essence of living humans is actually prefabricated corpses."
She is now just a living person who is almost dead.
Pei Li quite agrees with this: "In the past, the ancients sought immortality, and now young people seek euthanasia."
Teacher Strong has a clear understanding of himself.
[Dead, but not completely dead, and still able to work, which is already remarkable.]
My biggest wish is for the driver to be solely responsible for killing me and then pay my parents one or two hundred thousand [heart]]
I thought the idea of not having much hope in life was a niche one [tears]. I didn't expect everyone to share the same sentiment. You guys are so nice! I'd love to be your online friends in my next life [tears].
Can I kill half of humanity painlessly? I can be in either half [smile]
Director Zheng saw Si Qian's dejected face and comforted her kindly:
"Teacher Si, please be more open-minded. The road ahead is still long. There is plenty of time to enjoy life. Work hard while you are young, and when you are old, we will have eight male models!"
I have to say that Director Zheng’s last sentence was the only one that touched people’s hearts.
Si Qian suddenly gave Director Zheng a devilish smile, letting out a chuckle: "I don't even want to live past 50, but you're worried about what I'll do when I'm old and can't move. I'm really touched!"
"How about this, when I don't want to live anymore, I'll take you with me so you can have a companion!"
Director Zheng: "Duck, no need!!!"
Pei Li took a big step and came to Si Qian, his eyelashes slightly curved, a faint smile brewing:
"Mr. Krabs, take me with you. I'll steal the secret recipe for the delicious Krabby Patty to support you."
The man's gentle tickling sound was like a feather teasing her heart.
When Si Qian saw that handsome and infuriating face, he was panicked for a moment, but soon came to his senses.
"I declined."
"Why?"
"Because my name is Mr. Krabs!"
【Hahahahaha, this is the correct way to deal with a nemesis.】
[I woke up and saw Mr. Krabs and Mr. Krabs together.]
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, it's a bit sweet, what's going on!】
Just as the director announced the end of today's recording and all the guests had failed their tasks, Pei Li stood up.
"Wait a moment!"
He pushed Si Qian forward and said, "Mr. Krabs and I haven't failed in our mission!"
Director Zheng: "Why do you think so?"
"I gave Mr. Si a bag of coins. Giving money is still a gift!"
Pei Li confidently learned Si Qian's shamelessness to the fullest.
"You didn't say I couldn't send money."
“…”
Director Zheng stiffened his fists: "Then Teacher Si's mission is not complete. No male guest gave her flowers!"
Pei Li argued with a shrewd argument… “Spending money counts as spending it!”
【It's a good thing that even if you have money, you can still spend it!】
[Damn it, why doesn’t anyone give me money to spend!]
[I thought Mr. Pei would find a loophole, but who knew it would be his crotch!]
Director Zheng's body was trembling——
So angry!
How many seasons has the show been on?
He had never seen such a shameless person!
Coach Zheng turned his gaze, looking for his foreign aid:
"Mei Qian, please say something~"
Director Wu stood up:
“That doesn’t count!”
Bang!
Si Qian broke off a piece of the task board next to him with his bare hands.
Director Wu sat back down again:
“This one counts!”
Threaten him?!
It’s so funny, he can change his face.
[Okay, okay! That's how it's done, right?]
Teacher Strong and Mr. Pei seem to have a bad taste in their mouths... uh... like-minded!
Director Zheng finally gritted his teeth and gave Si Qian and Pei Li priority selection cards.
He was afraid that if he didn't bite his back teeth, he would bite Si Qian!
After several guests returned to their rooms, Director Zheng secretly ran outside under a tree and cried.
Just as I opened my mouth to howl to vent my emotions, water suddenly started dripping from my head.
He wiped his face, a little confused: "Is it raining?"
Director Zheng looked up at the sky and saw that night was falling, but not a single drop of rain was falling.
He sniffed it closely, and suddenly his expression changed.
The sky is falling!
Three seconds later, a roar was heard at the hotel entrance—
"Who the hell is urinating and defecating anywhere?"
The urine soaked the sky, and his heart ached!
…
After returning to the room, Si Qian jumped onto the bed and rolled over.
Every time I go to bed, it feels like going back to my grave.
At this moment, the phone vibrated twice.
Si Qian picked it up and took a look——
Crazy Diary Writer: [Are you there?]
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