Chapter 5 Looking back at myself, it’s quite funny.
Facts have proven that people can really laugh when they are speechless.
"Why is it you again?!"
It was as if he was speaking with his back teeth gritted.
Si Qian couldn't help but shudder when he thought of the description of the second male villain in the book.
"I... I... can't I have more part-time jobs..."
Her lips trembled violently when they touched each other.
Pei Li simply gave up and pointed at his messy greenhouse and threatened:
"Okay, okay! If you can't fix the roof today, I'll fix it on you!"
Si Qian: "..."
Weak, not pitiful, but helpless.
The greenhouse was leaking because of the heavy rain today. There was a slope at the door, so all the water poured in. It was probably because of the top floor floor. The floor was made of wood, and the material was not very good. After soaking for a while, it seeped into the downstairs.
"Brother, don't you have any servants?"
In such a large manor, she only saw the villain all day.
Could it be that the others were...
hiss!
Si Qian took a deep breath and didn't dare to think about it at all.
"I live alone here, and the servants are in the northern suburbs manor."
“…”
Damn God, I treat you as my grandpa but you don’t even treat me as your granddaughter!
Together, they moved these extremely expensive and delicate flowers downstairs. Si Qian pushed all the water out, and Pei Li had already brought the toolbox.
Five minutes later—
"Is this what you said about fixing the leak in the house?!"
Seeing the crack in the floor that was even bigger than before, and all the rainwater flowing downstairs, Pei Li directly grabbed Si Qian who was squatting on the ground trying to find a way to repair the roof.
"Brother, this was an accident!"
Pei Li ignored Si Qian's wailing and took her directly to the first floor. He spoke with some exhaustion:
"Please go away. I beg you."
Just then, the rain outside lightened a little, and Pei Li stuffed an umbrella into her hand and ruthlessly kicked her out.
Looking at the messy house, the man sighed with a headache, opened the service software and asked a professional to come and clean it up.
Just then, the doorbell rang.
Pei Li opened the door and saw Si Qian standing in front of him with a smile on her face.
Before he could even ask if he had left anything at home, Si Qian took off his coat to reveal his "I'm the best" work uniform underneath:
"Hello Mr. Pei, I'm Master Si, the cleaning guru from the 'I'm the Best' housekeeping service company. Of course, you can also call me Teacher Strong."
“…”
“…”
After a silent silence, Si Qian was responded by the sound of a door closing with a bang.
Really, fate was playing a joke on her, but she didn't laugh at all.
After all, looking back at myself, it's quite funny.
"Isn't this person very rude?"
10089 floated out of Si Qian's body. He had probably never seen such a shameless person before.
[How dare you say that, host? If all else fails, why don't you kneel down in the rain and call Er Yuehong to come and beg for medicine?]
"So he can open the door?"
[No, the villain might not open the door this way, but it's raining heavily, so it's fun.]
Si Qian gave 10089 a big bag.
"Shut up!"
10089 got slapped in the face again for no reason, sobbing in grievance:
[Host, why did you hit me? I didn't provoke you...]
Si Qian gave himself a loud slap in the face:
"Okay, now we're even."
【……】
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After returning to his rented small apartment, Si Qian began to prepare the clothes he would wear for the variety show.
Si Qian has been busy these past two days. She's been delivering takeout, setting up a small stall, and even working as a DJ in a bar. Until three hours before the variety show recording, she was still setting up a stall selling fried yogurt in front of the school.
In fact, fried yogurt is not her main business.
The fried rice noodles, fried sausages and grilled cold noodles stall next door is also hers.
In addition, she also makes PPTs for others.
She is a person who knows a little bit of everything but is not proficient in anything.
The variety show "Love Until Death" is currently the most popular live dating variety show among the people. The controversial name alone attracted a lot of attention in the first season.
Its director Zheng Yougan likes to invite some popular artists to his variety show.
After the official announcement of two wealthy heirs, Li Chuanze and Mu Weiyue, as permanent guests a few days ago, the top star Sheng Chi and music king Fu Xiao were successively announced. The expectations are full.
The other guests were forced in by the company. The program team set up suspense in advance and did not disclose their identities.
Before the live broadcast began, a teacher and a business car were arranged to take the artists to the recording venue.
This variety show was broadcast live throughout, so when it first started, a large number of fans flocked to the live broadcast room:
[A wealthy and powerful CEO x a beautiful white moonlight, what kind of long-lost reunion and reconciliation literature is this! I'm so excited!!]
【Our Yichuan Fengyue is the coolest! 】
[The face of the group, the all-around ACE, the popularly voted "top 1" for debuting as the center, check out the king of pop, Fu Xiao!]
[Sheng Chi, the only top star in the Chinese entertainment industry, does not accept any rebuttal!]
[The boss who has been running the business empire for many years can't afford a plane ticket to Country D to visit Bai Yueguang. I am so fucking amused.]
[Sigou's fans are here again, and they're so mad that they can't stand the sight of us young lovers scratching our eyes.]
【［Eyes］［Eyes］［Eyes］［Eyes］】
[By the way, why is this image blurred? And there's a voice changer? Is the production team up to do something?]
The barrage was filled with gory talk, but Si Qian, who was sitting in a business car, was completely unaware of it.
All the teachers gave the guests the first task of the day -
Please write down your mate selection criteria and personality. You will then be paired with two male and female guests with similar personalities.
A few minutes later, the camera showed their own mate selection criteria:
1-camera live broadcast room: gentle, virtuous and family-oriented.
2-camera live broadcast room: A beautiful, graceful, but occasionally moody girl.
3-camera live broadcast room: gentle and thoughtful, yet inadvertently reveals strength and is easily shy.
4-camera live broadcast room: alive, female.
…
In the 8-camera live broadcast room, Si Qian, who was curled up in the recliner, took the whiteboard handed over by the teacher, picked up the black water writing pen and quickly wrote a string of numbers.
The teacher took Si Qian's whiteboard and showed it to the camera——
189, 76, 18.
The teacher twitched his lips and asked on behalf of the audience in the live broadcast room:
"Teacher, is this a male who is 18cm tall, weighs 76kg, and is 18 years old?"
Si Qian, who was sitting next to him, was silent for a moment, then raised his head. The voice processed by the voice changer was transmitted through the receiver to the ears of everyone in the live broadcast room.
"Uh... the first two are correct."
"Then may I ask, teacher, what does 18 mean...?"
"Dick."
In the live broadcast room, the public screen was filled with question marks.
【？ ？ ？ ？ ？ 】
【？ ？ ？ ？ ？ ？ 】
【??? This guest is really talented and bold.】
Is this something you can say?
"This isn't good...Teacher, please write a new one."
This show can’t be broadcast!
Si Qian curled her lips, took the whiteboard speechlessly, and started writing again with a pen.
Ten minutes later, the teacher filmed Si Qian again and revealed his mate selection criteria:
First, you must learn to be sensible, don’t act unreasonably, and don’t lose face for me in front of your friends.
Second, for a woman, face always relies on strength. You must dress up, but not too eye-catching.
Third, please do not disturb those who are not mainstream. I am a more traditional girl at heart. Everyone has their own preferences. I don’t say anything bad to anyone, I just express myself very frankly.
Fourth, you can make money, but you have to give all the money to me. You allow me to look at men who are borderline, but you can’t. You also have to wear a maid outfit for me to see.
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Tenth, take care of the housework and respect your elders.
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