Chapter 65: Report to the instructor, I am Wangwang Shattered Ice
Outside the window, Sheng Chi, who was being pecked by the swallows, could no longer endure it: "Get out of here!"
It was this sound that caught the attention of the two people in the room.
Si Qian: "What's that sound?"
Pei Li: "There seems to be someone outside the window."
The two looked at each other, suddenly smiled wickedly, and slowed down their pace as they walked towards the window.
Sheng Chi, who had just slapped the owl aside with a series of slaps, wanted to see what was going on inside the house.
As soon as I turned my head——
“Hehehe——”
Si Qian and Pei Li both made faces and smiled sinisterly at Sheng Chi.
The half-dried red mud film on Si Qian's face cracked as she smiled, looking particularly creepy at night.
The close-up confrontation intensified his inner fear, causing Sheng Chi's pupils to dilate.
"ah!"
After a terrifying scream, everything returned to calm.
It's just that there is one more sad person in this world now.
Sheng Chi fell from the second floor and hit the back of his head. He fainted and was rushed to a nearby hospital.
When a group of people rushed over after hearing the news, the hospital doctors were surrounding the bed to examine the patient.
Sometimes she lifted Sheng Chi's eyelids, and sometimes she pressed his neck.
Si Qian hadn't expected this scoundrel to be lying on her window in the middle of the night pretending to be a ghost and scaring people. She thought there was a gangster...
Doctor: "My goodness, it's full of spots."
"It's okay, just use some spot-lightening serum."
Si Qian urged the doctor to do the examination quickly. She looked at Sheng Chi's overly cosmetic face with a bit of surprise: "By the way, what's that spot? Why didn't I see it?"
Doctor: "Lividity."
Si Qian: “…” What a cold joke.
When Director Zheng came over, he was crying and wailing. If you didn't know, you would think someone had died.
After examination, it was shown that Sheng Chi's platelet count was almost in the single digits, and he was directly taken to the emergency room.
Director Zheng supported Director Wu and asked worriedly, "What does the single digit mean?"
Si Qian: "A skin covered in blood running around."
Director Zheng: “!!!”
A group of people stood at the door of the operating room.
Mu Weiyue was a little worried: "With Teacher Sheng in this state, can we still record the next show?"
Ji Mingxuan yawned: "It depends on whether he wants money or his life."
“…”
Sheng Chi was pushed out.
Fortunately, nothing serious happened in the end. He just suffered a mild concussion. The low platelet count was due to previous medication history, and the fact that he was not able to recover for a while led to shock.
——
First, Fu Xiao was sent to the hospital due to athlete's foot, then Sheng Chi was frightened into shock, and then Si Qian had a sudden convulsion.
Director Zheng deeply suspected that the physical condition of the guests this time was too poor.
How come this is even crispier than those college students?
After finishing their trip to Florida, Director Zheng and Director Wu had a discussion overnight after returning to China.
"Love Until Death" was changed to "Train Until Death"
The training of military training.
At six o'clock in the morning, a whistle broke the silence.
"Everyone has—"
"gather!"
【Is the show starting so early today? 】
[What's going on? Why is there a whistle?]
[Wow, military training? Drill instructor uniform?]
[I heard that the guest's physique was too poor, so the director decided to give the guest some exercise.]
Director Zheng's mind is really full of ideas...
The guests who were sleeping were woken up by the staff and asked to gather together.
"In order to improve everyone's physical fitness, we, the "Love Until Death" team, are now starting a week-long training journey. Come and get familiar with your instructors!"
A tall and strong instructor stood with his legs apart and his hands behind his back, looking quite respectable.
"Hello everyone, let me introduce myself as the Special Forces King!"
"What about you?"
King?
Are you so arrogant?
Si Qian was unconvinced: "Report! I am a hot female soldier!"
Pei Li refused to give in: "Report! I'm a psychopath!"
"You two, get out of line!"
The instructor pointed at Si Qian and Pei Li, and the two of them walked out with a heroic and confident look.
The king looked at the two men with the eyes of a retard, and said word by word: "My last name is Wang, and my name is Zhe!"
Si Qian: "..."
Pei Li: “…”
[Teacher Strong's spicy female soldier, I really hahahahahahahaha!]
【Haha ...
[Whose good man is called the king? I am still honored. ]
"Return to the team!"
The king waved his hand to signal the two to stand back up, and emphasized it again, even considerately punctuating the sentence -
"I, the special forces soldier, the king, what about you?"
Li Chuanze whispered to Mu Weiyue: "What kind of soldiers are we?"
Mu Weiyue actually thought about it for a moment: "We are not soldiers."
At this time, Liu Ye understood the meaning and raised his hand first.
"Report to the instructor, I am Michelle's soldier!"
All of a sudden, the direction was completely lost.
Mu Weiyue understood: "Report to the instructor, I am a hairless soldier!"
Fu Xiao: "Report to the instructor, I am Wangwang Shattered Ice!"
Lu Yao: "Report to the instructor, I am a princess soldier."
Ji Mingxuan: "Report, I want to join the army!"
Gu Shiyu: "I'm a diabetic soldier!"
"Report to the instructor!"
Pei Li looked forward and said, "Come on, Special Forces!"
Si Qian was a soldier right there, even saluting: "Report to the instructor, I praise veteran K!"
Instructor Wang was almost fainted by the sight of this. He took a deep breath and shouted:
"I asked you to introduce yourselves and asked you what your names are!"
"name!!!"
Everyone: "..."
[Hahahaha, everyone rolled over, I really couldn't stop laughing!]
[Okay, after this episode, let's go have a Veteran BBQ.]
One week of summer camp, a lifetime of military love.
[Just like a personal computer.]
[Other things are fine, but why is there a veteran who praises K? ]
This episode has just been aired for less than half an hour, and the live broadcast has already topped the Yangshizi platform in terms of playback volume.
Hot searches on Weibo are also continuing to grow.
#Si Qian praised the veteran
#Pei Zong claims to be a psychopath
#All members roll over the scene
#Leading the whole team astray with one's own strength
The square was full of netizens who were there for fun and to make fun of the memes.
Some people even made an emoticon package with the photo of the instructor covering his face and turning his head, with the words:
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Director Zheng, who was watching the live broadcast under the shade of a tree, blushed immediately.
After Instructor Wang handed out the military training uniforms, he started counting on his stopwatch:
"Gather downstairs in ten minutes. If you don't arrive by the appointed time, you will be punished by running a lap."
When they heard the timer, a group of people immediately took the clothes they were given and ran away.
After returning to the room, the female guest quickly put on her clothes and went downstairs, which took no more than five minutes.
On the contrary, the male guests all came over reluctantly until the last minute.
Although it was morning, the temperature was around 35 or 36 degrees Celsius, and several people were wearing coats that covered their upper bodies tightly.
"Aren't you hot wearing so many clothes? Take them off."
The king looked at the male guests with a puzzled look on his face.
Why are you taking a sauna in such hot weather?
A long while passed and no one moved.
The king urged again: "Hurry up! You'll get a heat stroke!"
Finally, Fu Xiao couldn't stand the heat anymore, so he unzipped his jacket and took it off.
"My see-through tulle dress!"
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