Chapter 78 The body is still hard and hasn't finished posing
[Okay, okay, let's collect the sun here? ]
[Stop talking, Teacher Strong is clumsy again.]
Teacher Strong once again single-handedly led everyone astray.
After finishing a set of boxing, everyone was sweating like distillation.
So when the instructor called for dismissal, everyone rushed to the shade of the trees.
Blaming the heavens, the earth and the air, Fu Xiao couldn't help but ask his soul-searching questions.
"Instructor, what is the use of this military boxing?"
It would be fine if the dating show didn’t talk about love, but why did it turn on hell mode?
Fu Xiao was somewhat skeptical about his life, as no one had told him in advance that a dating show almost cost him his life!
The ace sat cross-legged and looked calm, signaling the young man to be patient.
As for boxing, of course it has its benefits.
"For example, there was a news report that year about a college student fighting a gangster to the death, using a full set of military boxing techniques."
"And win?"
"Then he was stabbed thirty-two times."
Fu Xiao: “…”
Si Qian: "Looking at it this way, I really need to learn it. A normal person would be knocked to the ground after two strikes, but someone who practices military boxing can withstand 32 strikes!"
If Fu Xiao had practiced a bit earlier, he wouldn't have had to chop eight times before begging for mercy.
He could hold out for at least thirty-two blows.
Pei Li: "By that time, the body will be stiff and still not have finished posing."
What kind of hellish joke is this?
[I couldn't tell if this was a joke or serious.]
[If you use military boxing in a fight, a slap in the face will make the opponent quiet down.]
After the warm-up, Ace and Navy came over in a helicopter. The roar of the propellers almost pierced people's eardrums.
Haijun opened the passenger door at a height of about two meters from the ground, jumped down directly from the sky, rolled on the ground with a handsome roll, stopped, and then stood up immediately.
"We'll teach you how to fly a helicopter later. Each person will have fifteen minutes to experience it."
Si Qian in the crowd raised his hand: "Instructor, I know this!"
"You can?"
Si Qian said firmly: "Yes!"
"Then could you please demonstrate it to everyone?"
Si Qian: "OK! But I need Teacher Pei to come over and help."
After getting permission from the instructor, the two of them went directly into the cab.
After fastening his seat belt and putting on protective glasses, Si Qian confirmed that everything was correct, started the engine to preheat it, then gradually increased the throttle and began to adjust his position to leave the ground.
The whole process went extremely smoothly.
The others who were waiting to see the joke were completely dumbfounded.
No, she really can?
[Huh? It just started like that?]
[I thought Si Qian was playing with abstraction again this time...]
Ah? Ah? Ah?
Ace standing on the ground: "Wow! You really can do that?"
Even Pei Li, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was very surprised.
"Is this also your part-time job?"
"This is not it. I taught myself this."
Si Qian held the steering wheel in his hands and kept his eyes looking forward.
As the helicopter flew higher and higher, the people below gradually became smaller and smaller until they could no longer be seen.
“Can you learn this by yourself?”
"Yes, I taught myself by watching documentaries."
After saying that, Si Qian gripped the joystick and turned: "Come on, I'll take you for a ride and then back."
Let them go downstairs and bask in the sun. She's going to take Plankton on a long voyage!
There was no camera on the helicopter, but Pei Li forgot to pick up the microphone, and now every word of the conversation between the two was heard by the king.
"Oh no! We've been tricked!"
By the time you realize there's a problem, it's too late.
Pei Li, who was on the helicopter, found that the microphone was not removed and immediately turned off the sound.
There is no sound in the live broadcast room now.
"Mr. Krabs, where are we going now?"
"Go attack Bikini Bottom!"
…
【Goodbye, I, Teacher Strong, won’t play with you anymore. 】
【The first deserter in the history of love variety shows appeared. 】
I can't see the picture, and I'm so upset! Let me take a look! Let me take a look! Please, just let me take a look, just one look!
#Payback, deserter from the dating show!
#strong teacher, the self-taught god
Before the filming was finished, the combination of the two once again became a hot topic.
Li Chuanze and Ji Mingxuan, who could only watch in the ward, smashed the cup on the bedside table almost at the same time.
At around four or five in the afternoon, the sun is about to set, and the orange sunset has plated a layer of gold on the edge of the white clouds. From a distance, they look like one piece, and it is perfect to watch them up close.
The two flew for about half an hour and then returned.
Otherwise you will get scolded.
"What a pity, we didn't wait until the moon appeared."
Si Qian sighed, feeling a little regretful, and secretly made up his mind to play with the entire helicopter when he had enough money one day.
Unexpectedly, Pei Li looked over in a good mood, pointed at Si Qian, and spoke in an ambiguous tone.
"No, I saw the moon."
"Where?"
How come she didn't see it?
"you guess."
"Guess whether I guess or not."
Si Qian rolled her eyes and said, "It's up to you to say it or not, if you don't want to say it, then forget it."
Outside the camera, places that cannot be captured.
As soon as the two of them came down, Coach Zheng rushed out and slid in front of Si Qian.
"Shallow!"
"Let's do it!"
Si Qian also knelt down following Director Zheng, and the two of them lay on the ground, neither of them getting up.
"This is a dating show, not a suicide squad!"
After saying that, Director Zheng kowtowed to Si Qian.
"My life is worthless!"
Then, Si Qian also kowtowed to Director Zheng.
Director Wu felt that the two of them were really embarrassing, so he went up and gave Director Zheng a slap in the face, which was his favorite.
"Get up! There are no slaves in the new era!"
Director Zheng (choking up) (pointing at Si Qian): "Why do you (choking up)... hit me but not her?"
"Because I can't beat her!"
Director Wu was not right but he was very confident, which made Director Zheng cry even more sadly.
After a farce, today's shooting ended early.
Director Zheng cried and dragged Director Wu to find a Feng Shui master to figure out what the problem was.
While eating dinner in the cafeteria, Si Qian was browsing Weibo.
A message popped up in the WeChat chat box.
Perverted man: [Teacher Si, do you like that old man very much?]
Vigorously train sphincter to pinch off the unfaithful person: [Is the old man Pei Li? ]
Perverted man: [Seeing you smile at him, I'm really jealous. I really want to make you into a specimen and put it in the basement.]
Si Qian: "??"
If you have the ability, you can make Pei Li into a specimen. Killing her is nothing!
Is it because you are easy to bully?
Si Qian became more and more angry the more he thought about it, so he immediately sent an emoticon.
In the hospital, Ji Mingxuan had just taken a sip of water when he heard the message alert sound and opened the chat box, and a death smile emoticon came into his eyes.
piece goods
"Puff...cough cough...cough cough..."
Ji Mingxuan, who was choked by his own saliva, stroked his chest and coughed violently.
Perhaps Si Qian's curse was too harsh, Ji Mingxuan typed on the keyboard for a long time and changed the wording to a more euphemistic one.
"Teacher Si, don't you like heaven? I can satisfy you."
After sending it out, Ji Mingxuan smiled with satisfaction.
drop--
I'm training my sphincter to pinch off the unfaithful person: [Get lost! I'll just let your whole family fly into the sky!]
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