Chapter 8: The fish? The fish is finished
Si Qian: "???"
Youth has no price, it melts in your mouth, right?
In the end, the boss still took three hundred yuan from Si Qian.
Si Qian sighed when she paid the bill. She herself had never eaten grouper before.
Pei Li didn't forget to make some sarcastic remarks beside him:
"Even a tiger won't eat its own cubs, so it's delicious."
“…”
[I never realized their date could be so dramatic. It made me laugh to death.]
[Nodding yes, shaking head no, savoring colleagues gogogo! ]
Fish: It doesn’t matter who you feed it to [rolling eyes]
[Mature employees will increase their own value by involuntarily engaging with their colleagues [heart]]
[Neiyu, is Neiyu still alive? [Naughty]]
【The domestic entertainment is over.】
After finishing the meal, it was already noon.
The scorching sun outside made people feel lifeless, so the two of them went to a nearby park.
What a coincidence, I met an old acquaintance.
Former boss Li Chuanze was fishing by the river with his white moonlight.
Director Zheng interjected:
"They've been fishing here all morning and haven't caught a single fish."
What a coincidence!
Si Qian's eyes immediately lit up. Fishing, she is a professional!
That’s right, she has a side job, which is to accompany people fishing.
Si Qian immediately pulled Pei Li over:
“I’m good at this!”
Pei Li quietly moved away from Si Qian to prevent her from dragging him into the water.
[No way! No way! Why is she everywhere?]
[Can we, the young couple, be alone for a while in peace and quiet? ]
[Si Gou is not done yet, is she?! President Li debunked the rumor last time, so why is she still sticking to it like a dog-skin plaster?]
[She doesn't think that she can attract Mr. Li's attention by imitating others, right?]
After Si Qian went down, he came to Mu Weiyue and extended his hand:
"Can I try it?"
"Can."
Mu Weiyue handed the fishing rod to Si Qian and immediately stood beside her obediently, watching her bait and cast the hook with admiration.
Si Qian glanced back at the camera and raised his middle finger to the netizens in the live broadcast room, attacking them indiscriminately:
"When two men stand together, you start to criticize each other. When two women stand together, you start to compare them. When it comes to double standards, you stick-making idiots are the ones to blame."
The world loves men, but she is not the world.
Others purely love her and purely hate her.
She wished everyone would die.
Including herself.
[Did she just scold us? ]
Apparently, yes.
The word "disgust" was almost written on Li Chuanze's face, especially the look in his eyes when he looked at Si Qian, which was a bit colder.
This woman is really haunting.
As he was speaking, Si Qian had already caught a grass carp and threw it into the bucket next to him.
"Wow! You're amazing!"
Mu Weiyue clapped and cheered beside him, looking at Si Qian with starry eyes, her mouth almost grinning to the back of her ears.
"No big deal."
Si Qian returned the fishing rod to the other party, but Mu Weiyue hugged Si Qian's thigh and refused to let go.
"Sister, please teach me how to fish. I always get nothing but…"
[Hey Yueyue, try to be more responsible. Why are you begging that woman?! Do you know she wants to steal your boyfriend?!]
[Yes, Mr. Li can also teach you how to fish, girl, you are so confused!]
[Boss Li, please tell Yueyue your stance now! If you don’t speak up, I’ll chase your wife to the crematorium!]
Seeing that Mu Weiyue was bewitched by Si Qian, Li Chuanze pulled her behind him and stood in the middle like a wall.
Li Chuanze looked at Si Qian unkindly, his face gloomy, and he warned her with a look of impending trouble:
"If you think such a despicable trick can attract my attention, then you are wrong. Wei Yue is not a scheming woman like you. Stay away from her from now on."
Si Qian had a face full of question marks.
Did buddy urinate into his brain or is it that his large intestine and nerves are connected in reverse?
No matter which one, Si Qian couldn't tolerate it.
When Li Chuanze was about to continue speaking, Si Qian raised his leg and kicked him directly into the river.
"Go!"
thump!
Two sounds rang out at the same time.
Of course, there was also the sharp explosion sound from Director Zheng next to him——
“Hurry up and save them!!”
Suddenly, the scene was in chaos.
Pei Li stood by and watched the fun.
Sure enough, it was a wise choice to stay away from him.
"Gulp gurgle...quickly...gulp...I can't...gulp gurgle...swim..."
Li Chuanze, who was kicked into the water, took a few gulps of the river water which had a faint fishy smell.
It feels like urine is being poured into my mouth, the kind that causes inflammation.
Seeing Li Chuanze flopping in the river, Director Zheng was sweating profusely on the shore:
"Who can swim? Go down and save them!"
The others looked at each other, wondering which staff member suddenly spoke.
"Teacher Si seems to be able to swim!"
[This woman is sick! Why did she kick Mr. Li?]
[I understand. Si Qian can swim. Could she be trying to be a hero and save the damsel in distress?]
[Really! Maybe she wants to defile our President Li underwater!]
[I used my bladder to think for a moment and decided that your brain must be quite wrinkle-free.]
"Teacher Si, you were the one who kicked him down. What do you think we should do now?"
"Oh, this is not that simple."
Facing Director Zheng's anxious gaze, Si Qian looked at the director team with a "you're making a fuss" expression and waved his hand:
"You ask him to pretend to be a dead body. The body will float up in the water."
“…”
"Teacher Si, please stop joking at a time like this!"
Director Zheng was so anxious that he almost shit all over the floor.
"Then let him take the civil service exam, so that he can pass it and get a job."
Si Qian covered his mouth and yawned.
In the end, the group of people could only extend their fishing rods. Li Chuanze seemed to have seen a life-saving straw and grabbed the fishing line tightly and swam forward twice. Everyone threw down wooden boards and foam boxes, and finally worked together to pull the exhausted Li Chuanze ashore and put him on the lawn.
At this time, a shit-yellow water snake crawled out from the haystack next to it and swam towards Li Chuanze very smoothly.
Mu Weiyue was the closest and saw it first. She screamed in fright and took several steps back.
"Ahhh, there's a snake!"
After seeing the snake, the others also ran away in all directions.
Only Pei Li, Si Qian and Li Chuanze remained motionless.
The first two were there to watch the fun, and the latter was because he had cramps and couldn't move.
Li Chuanze widened his eyes in horror, forgetting even to breathe. His whole body was limp and he was forced to stare at the shit-yellow snake.
At this moment, Si Qian suddenly pulled Pei Li back two steps in a serious tone:
"I'm not a professional snake breeder, but I know that when you encounter a snake, you have to let it feel that you have no ill intentions. Gently stroke its head, and a normal snake will not bite you."
Li Chuanze's eyes lit up when he heard this, as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw. Just as he was about to reach out, Director Zheng beside him weakly raised his hand:
"What if you get bitten?"
"If you bite me, just ignore what I said. After all, I just said I'm not a professional."
“…”
"I understand. We should take the initiative and bite the snake before it can react."
[What a jerk! I listened to it so seriously.]
[I listened to it again in disbelief.]
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