Chapter 80: The most taboo thing in our industry is falling in love with a colleague
Si Qian jumped off the bed again and brushed off the non-existent dust on his body.
"Don't worry, if it really is the end of the world, maybe I can become a zombie king."
"Then I'll be your younger brother?"
"Yes!"
Soon, Si Qian thought of something. According to Pei Li's pampered personality, it seemed a bit embarrassing for him to climb onto the bed with his butt sticking out.
In order to save his face, after much thought, Si Qian brought a small ladder and placed it at the head of his bed.
Pei Li wanted to help, but was pushed aside by Si Qian.
"Don't get in the way. Go wherever's cooler."
Pei Li, who was being despised, didn't really care. Instead, he smiled at Si Qian and said, "Mr. Krabs, you're quite strong."
Si Qian pinched her aching neck and said, "Of course I work out so hard so that I can show off in front of the camera in the future."
Pei Li: "What about boxing? Is it also for showing off?"
"No, I practice boxing for self-defense."
Si Qian shook his head, dropping his usual nonchalant tone and speaking seriously, "If I ever encounter danger, I'd rather take the initiative than pin my hopes on strangers around me."
It is more reliable to rely on yourself than on others.
"Everything could be fake these days, but the skills you learn are definitely real."
Pei Li didn't say anything else, but carefully thought about what Si Qian said.
"Are you learning this just to make a living?"
"No, there are many reasons. Making money is definitely my first priority, but personal hobbies and interests also play a big role."
Si Qian answered decisively, "In a place like Beijing where every inch of land is worth a fortune, to put it bluntly, I wouldn't starve to death even if I had to beg under an overpass."
So unless you can really make a lot of money, you shouldn't do something you don't like just to make a living.
Her current situation is that one person eats and the whole family is not hungry.
It doesn't matter whether you're alive or dead.
It's okay to be half dead.
After simply tidying up the room for Pei Li, Si Qian came over with a blanket and said, "I brought you the blanket from my room."
He took the blanket that Si Qian stuffed into his arms. It still had a faint smell of laundry detergent mixed with an almost imperceptible scent of citrus perfume.
"Did you put perfume on it?"
Pei Li asked casually. Normally, he had never smelled perfume on Si Qian even when he was so close to her.
Could it be that he sprayed secretly because he came here?
Just as Pei Li was daydreaming, Si Qian interrupted his fantasy.
"You're overthinking it. I don't have the money to buy perfume that's so expensive. I got it accidentally while sitting on the bed eating an orange a few days ago."
Pei Li: “…” It’s better not to explain.
Si Qian: "Let's make a deal in advance. If you fall at night, I won't pay for the medical expenses."
Pei Li hugged the quilt and blinked: "Mr. Krabs, I sleep very well."
After briefly explaining the situation, Si Qian yawned, set the alarm for the next day, went back to his room and fell asleep.
The two rooms were separated by only a wall.
Late at night, Pei Li, tossing and turning, sat up from the bed.
1748, who had been in a state of excitement all night, immediately spoke up: [Host, you are still awake? ]
Pei Li, who was lying down with a sore back and leg cramps, felt like a corpse sleeping in a coffin.
With dark circles under his eyes, Pei Li was curious: "Why haven't you slept yet?"
1748: [I'm so excited!]
The thought that the host had already entered the house made it so excited that it couldn't sleep.
At the current rate, it won't be long before it completes its mission and returns to retire.
It’s worth it that I’ve been PUAing the second male lead every day for three years, and finally some results are showing.
They chatted until late at night, until 1748 couldn't stand it anymore and fell asleep. Pei Li then lay back down and closed his eyes.
Buzz——
Buzz——
As soon as I lay down, I heard the humming of mosquitoes in my ears.
Pei Li simply pulled the quilt over him and fell into a short sleep.
Why was it short? Because in less than two hours, Si Qian’s personal alarm rang.
The extremely penetrating sound can be heard clearly through the wall——
no!
Whose alarm clock is set to the sound of dripping water from a horror movie?
Pei Li, who was almost suffering from mental breakdown, walked out of the room and opened the door. Si Qian was standing in front of him and greeting him in high spirits.
"Good morning, Mr. Krabs!"
"Good morning, Mr. Krabs!"
After a friendly interaction between the two, Pei Li forced his eyelids open and asked, "Going back now?"
Si Qian saw that he looked very bad: "Didn't you sleep well last night?"
"Good...very good!"
The man gritted his teeth and said angrily, "The mosquitoes almost ate me. They sucked my blood all night."
Si Qian: "It's a thing that can only be fed by mosquitoes if there are no mosquitoes! If you give it money, it will suck it!"
Pei Li: "I gave him a red envelope."
It seems to be true.
Pei Li: "I want to put mosquitoes in the mall and kill them instantly."
Si Qian: "This is not that simple."
Si Qian found an empty water bottle and caught a dozen live mosquitoes and brought them back to the program crew.
While Ji Mingxuan was still here, she put all the mosquitoes into his room and closed the door.
10089: [Host, please refrain from doing immoral things, as they will shorten your lifespan.]
Si Qian: "Have I done enough bad things?"
10089: […That seems to be the case.]
…
Early in the morning, Ji Mingxuan and Li Chuanze returned from the hospital after recuperating.
After thinking about it all night, Director Zheng came to a conclusion -
We can't let Si Qian continue to act recklessly!
Otherwise, this variety show really won’t be able to go on.
So, he set aside half an hour in the morning to give Si Qian ideological education.
The program team’s small dark room.
Si Qian and Director Zheng sat opposite each other, with a chandelier above their heads.
This is like intelligence communication.
Director Zheng asked mysteriously, "Teacher Si, what is your purpose in coming to this romantic drama?"
Si Qian answered truthfully: "Didn't you call me here?"
Zheng Dao, died.
Director Zheng patiently coaxed her: "Teacher Si, have you ever thought about having a romantic relationship at work?"
Si Qian: "No, my master said that in our line of work, falling in love with a colleague is the worst taboo."
Director Zheng stretched his neck and moved closer: "Why?"
Si Qian: "Because I work at a crematorium."
“…”
Director Zheng’s first effort was strong, then it declined, and finally he was exhausted, and then he played Marseille privately.
"The work I'm talking about is a dating show! A dating show! Haven't you ever thought about getting married?"
Si Qian shrugged and spread his hands: "There's no need to get married at all. I have the psychology of my children, the age of my parents, the health of my grandchildren, and the work of my grandchildren. I can take care of four generations living under one roof by myself."
Director Zheng covered his chest and vomited blood in anger.
Si Qian, in turn, comforted Director Zheng: "Old Zheng, you're incredibly unlucky to have met me. You're just unlucky. But don't be too sad. After all, we'll be together for a long time. As they say, time reveals a person's true character."
"After a while, you'll find out that I'm actually a heartless person."
Five minutes later, Director Zheng left crying.
He didn't forget to close the door before leaving.
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