Chapter 82 No, I am so poor, am I sick?
Sometimes she just likes to do some harmless little things.
After listening to Si Qian's words, Li Chuanze left with gritted teeth.
At this moment, other guests were resting in the living room.
Director Zheng pulled Deputy Director Wu around the outside of the villa, holding a yellow talisman paper in his hand, muttering something in a mumbling voice, and then took a lighter to light the talisman paper.
According to the master, this can ward off evil spirits, and it costs only 9.9 yuan and includes free shipping to your home.
The yellow talisman paper burned fully, emitting a faint blue flame, and turned into ashes in just a moment.
The pungent smell of smoke made Director Wu cover his mouth and sneeze several times.
"A-choo!"
The talisman paper that Director Zheng had just lit was blown away by Director Wu.
Director Wu rubbed his sore nose in embarrassment.
Director Zheng relit another one.
"A-choo!"
The talisman paper was blown away again.
Unable to bear it any longer, Director Zheng rushed over and punched Director Wu: "Hold it in!"
Then, Director Zheng ignited it again.
Director Wu felt it coming on, opened his mouth and let out a cry, but Director Zheng grabbed his mouth and manually closed it for him.
Shut up!
Director Wu, whose throat was strangled by fate, could only make a whimpering sound.
Director Zheng had just lit the lighter when Director Wu started sneezing again.
Director Wu, who couldn't make any sound, felt an indescribable itch tormenting his nasal cavity when Director Zheng squatted down to light the talisman paper.
He believes that it is always very impolite to pick on others.
Unable to hold back any longer, he let out a muffled groan from his throat.
A gas mixed with an unknown liquid spewed out of the nostrils.
snort--
Director Zheng squatted down and suddenly felt a chill on the back of his head. He subconsciously raised his hand to touch it.
It's also weirdly sticky!
With the help of a lighter and the indoor light, Director Zheng reached out his hand and looked at the sticky, translucent liquid that looked like dog shit, and couldn't help but frowned.
The culprit, Director Wu, had his mouth grasped and was unable to utter a single sound.
Of course, he didn't dare to speak.
"What's this?"
Director Zheng leaned in and sniffed it.
Just put together.
He turned his head and saw in the moonlight and candlelight that Director Wu had two streams of shiny snot hanging from his nostrils, which he had not had time to wipe.
He looked down at the thing in his hand again in disbelief, the hesitation in his eyes slowly turning into fear and nausea, and his pupils suddenly shrank.
Director Zheng's chest heaved violently, and he released the hand that was holding Director Wu's mouth.
"Mei Qian!"
"Yougan~"
"I'm going to shark you!"
Outside the yard, Director Zheng made a sharp explosion.
He turned into an octopus on the spot, pressed down on Director Wu and slapped him in the face.
Director Wu was beaten and screamed.
Ten minutes later...
"Yougan, are you tired of fighting?"
Director Wu, who was being beaten to the ground, made a weak sound.
Director Zheng, panting, waved his hands: "No, no..."
"It's no use, right?"
Director Wu sings like a liberated serf.
Next, it was Director Zheng's turn to be beaten and scream.
…
Gu Shiyu kept looking outside: "What's that thing out there that keeps yelling for help?"
The others also put down what they were doing and looked outside.
Liu Ye scratched his hair: "You must have heard it wrong, it should be a rooster crowing."
Some netizens also heard it on the barrage.
[Why do I feel like the voices of the two directors are really speechless? ]
[It sounds a bit like that to me.]
[Is "Zhen Wu Yu" the CP name of Director Zheng and Director Wu? ]
[To reply to the above, yes, the fan name is Gou Xiong, which comes from the story of a bear going out with no money and going home for the New Year.]
[I'm dying of laughter, so talented! Is there a CP super topic? I'm going to follow it!]
Si Qian, who was sitting on the sofa eating a hamburger, kept his achievements and fame to himself.
Because the "True Speechless" super topic was originally created by her.
Li Chuanze, who was devastated at this time, was sitting in the corner of the sofa in the living room, searching with his mobile phone where the biggest fish were in Jing City.
Fu Xiao and Liu Ye were playing games next to each other. After experiencing a series of defeats, Liu Ye was so angry that he whispered to Fu Xiao that he called him a cripple.
Sheng Chi accompanied Lu Yao in drawing, and from time to time he would praise Lu Yao, tease her, and create some industrial sugar for CP fans.
In other words, Sheng Chi and Fu Xiao have caught up with a good era. After experiencing all kinds of bizarre ways of scandals in the entertainment industry, the public has become much more tolerant.
Fans even threatened that it doesn't matter whether the sister-in-law is a man or a woman, a human or a ghost, as long as she doesn't cheat or have affairs.
As long as it does not violate the moral and legal bottom line, other fans can turn a blind eye.
If it were a few years earlier, people like him and Fu Xiao who made their fortunes by relying on their girlfriends' fans would be criticized to death even if they appeared on dating variety shows, let alone hyping up their CP.
People like Si Qian don’t have so many concerns. After all, she was born standing on ruins, which cannot collapse any further.
Ji Mingxuan, who had just taken a shower and casually put on a light blue Crayon Shin-chan cartoon pajamas, came out of the room and attracted everyone's attention as soon as he went downstairs.
[Oh my god! Brother Mingxuan is quite childish!]
[So cute! Doesn't the country encourage having children? I want this!]
【The beggars are coming, give it to me!】
[The program crew also invited an innocent 18-year-old boy to appear on the show!]
【It’s good to be young, so fresh!】
As Ji Mingxuan lifted his foot, he suddenly felt a little itchy on his back.
He reached behind him and scratched himself like a maraca.
Then, my arms started to itch a bit.
Lu Yao couldn't help but ask with concern: "Brother, what's wrong with you?"
Ji Mingxuan smiled gently: "It's okay, it seems like a mosquito has entered the room."
After saying that, he felt itchy all over.
When he turned around again, he saw Si Qian giving him the middle finger provocatively.
Ji Mingxuan guessed that it was probably Si Qian's doing, so he found a place to sit down. His phone was almost crushed but he pretended nothing happened.
Si Qian turned around and went to the bathroom to remove her makeup, while Pei Li packed up the remaining burgers, put them in a box and stuffed them in the refrigerator.
The others sat together and had a long chat, and the conversation turned to their original families.
"Alas, my parents thought fishing was a waste of time, so they sent me abroad—"
Mu Weiyue changed the subject: "Hehe, they didn't expect that I caught a big fish abroad!"
Lu Yao hugged her knees and said, "At first, my parents didn't want me to develop in the entertainment industry. I entered the industry without telling them."
Pei Li: "I don't have much memory of my parents. I just remember that when I was little, I loved traveling abroad, and they bought me houses in various countries."
After he finished speaking, the whole audience fell silent.
[Just post this little thing on your Moments, no need to tell us specifically.]
Aren't you afraid I'll hang myself if you tell me? [Crying]
[It seems like they are declaring war on me this month. 】
[I don't know, the roosters are crowing, I have to go feed the chickens, cluck!]
Si Qiantian, who had just come out of the bathroom, almost collapsed when he heard this.
"No, I'm so poor, I must be sick."
Did she say please be nice to her this month?
Si Qian closed her eyes. "Didn't Pin Daddy say that I've surpassed 99% of people?"
She had finally managed to coax herself into living a few more years!
Si Qian looked up at the sky and said, "I will sue God!"
The camera zoomed in on Si Qian's face. Without beauty filters or lighting, her skin was transparent and delicate after removing her makeup, with almost no pores visible.
The barrage of comments was boiling again.
[No, I'm not saying you're not good-looking, so why are you suing me?!]
[I will sue my dad for his low-quality gold!]
[Not my sister...]
【Couldn't Qin Shi Huang standardize appearance? 】
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