Chapter 84 The most important thing for you now is to uninstall Tomato Novel
[Hahahaha, if a thief steals, he will be laughed at by his peers for three years.]
[As if he was afraid that others wouldn't know he had a car.]
【What a shame, take it away!】
[As a socially anxious person, I am very suitable for this socially active car!]
Director Zheng showed signs of collapse.
"Can't you just unplug the wires and show it?"
He was embarrassed to talk about this car.
How embarrassing...
Of course, this is not the highlight of today's oral broadcast.
Pei Li took out a bag of teething stick snacks from the trunk of his scooter.
"This brand of teething stick is as hard as diamond. It can beat up tyrants and corrupt officials. Even Sun Wukong's golden cudgel would be defeated."
Si Qian immediately became excited when he saw this!
Stealing her business, right?
She made a brilliant appearance with a sliding tackle, rushed in front of the camera, blocked the lens with her body, and picked up her dried fruit to promote it vigorously.
"Please buy one, sir. Please buy one, sir!"
"Beauty, buy one! Beauty, buy one and your whole family will be rich! Go out and pick up a million for free!"
Si Qian continued to quote famous sayings——
"If it doesn't taste good, just consider it a scam."
[This ad space is incredible! The brand is making a killing, dominating the screen!]
[If you say you picked up a million for free, I'll be excited!]
[It seems that my teacher Strong is willing to sacrifice his dignity just to make a little money.]
Gu Shiyu couldn't help but stir up trouble: "Boss Pei, you have a good temper. You don't mind being robbed of your limelight."
Recently he heard from Ji Mingxuan that these two people are very close.
Could it be that Si Qian really likes him?
Apart from a good-looking face, he doesn't seem to have any other advantages.
Pei Li seemed not to understand what Gu Shiyu said and nodded in agreement.
"I'm such a smiling tiger. I usually smile, but if someone touches my reverse scale, I will still smile."
Gu Shiyu: ""
Si Qian: "What a coincidence! I'm also a pig with a human face. I'm usually easygoing and easy to get along with, but if you touch my reverse scale, I'll eat up all the food in your bowl."
She is a person who is quite protective of her food.
Pei Li acted like he was masterminding a strategy. "So, I'm the Child-Faced Wolf. You can't possibly touch my job. I've been laying out the plan from the beginning. You're in the game, and I'm the player."
Perhaps because the Crab is his nemesis, the fighting spirit in Si Qian's body is burning fiercely.
She slammed the table and stood up, immediately arguing: "I'm sorry, but you may appear to be a chess player, but in reality I'm like a yellow bird catching cicadas, like a brave wolf in the darkness, silently biding my time. When the opportunity comes, I'll take the big one!"
Pei Li also stood up. "It may seem like I'll give in under your threat, but I have my own plan in mind. When someone truly harms my interests, I'll transform into a ferocious tiger, using the heart of a bodhisattva and the methods of a diamond to bring you to your knees."
"Well, I'm sorry, I'm an eight-faced Buddha. If you touch my bowl, you'll find it's filled with freshly-taken dissertation papers!"
He seems to be at the top, but in fact, there are always people who are better than you!
Pei Li: "The most important thing for you now is to uninstall your Tomato Novel."
Si Qian: "Did you get hit on the head by that teething stick just now?"
[These two people worked together to eat and got poisoned]
【Why did they start arguing so easily?】
[Acupuncture and moxibustion on the brain]
[I’ve watched too many short dramas on a certain audio platform]
[This type of person is indeed a baby-faced wolf, and I am almost like that. I can joke with you and be very easygoing, but if you touch my butt, I will let you know what a beauty is.]
Director Zheng, who had no more room to endure, roared to the sky.
"Stop arguing, both of you! I'm a dog with a human face, okay? If you two mess with me, I'll eat all your shit!"
In an instant, the living room was dead silent.
Si Qian looked at Director Zheng: "You've hit the end of Pin Xixi."
Pei Li looked at Director Zheng and said, "You just took a suppository."
Director Wu clicked his tongue twice and saluted Lao Zheng with the look of admiration he would give a warrior.
"You eat the dog, and what do you eat? You have to have some tricks, Old Zheng!"
Director Zheng, who only realized what he had said when he spoke too quickly, was already in tears.
At this moment he wanted to sing a song——
You will never understand my sadness
Just like the day does not understand the darkness of the night~
Director Zheng sacrificed himself to bring peace to the world. How touching...
[If I remember correctly, there's a mental hospital fifteen minutes away from the production crew turning left. Why don't you go check it out, Director Zheng?]
[Yougan, you tortured the guests in the past few seasons, and now you are reaping the fruits of your labor. You have met my strong teacher. Good luck.]
Gu Shiyu rubbed his brows as he looked at the entire crazy production team: "I can't criticize it. This is like an old grave being turned into a public toilet."
The other guests have now completed their oral content.
That night, Si Qian’s dried veteran fruits and Pei Li’s Tashi Delek mobility scooters were the most popular sellers.
The names of the two frequently appear on hot searches.
#strong teacher's veteran dried fruit
#The thief stole and was laughed at by his peers for three years
#strongTeacher Pei is poisoned
Netizens who didn’t know the truth clicked in and thought the two were poisoned, but they didn’t expect that they were possessed by evil spirits.
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Early the next morning, the live broadcast had just started and the guests came downstairs one after another.
Seeing that most people had arrived, Sheng Chi immediately pretended to take out a book and sat on the sofa to read.
As soon as Lu Yao came downstairs, he saw Sheng Chi wearing glasses and reading a book. He greeted him enthusiastically: "Good morning, Brother Chi! You got up early to read a book."
Sheng Chi pushed his glasses up and said noncommittally, "Well, I like to read books on a daily basis. I also share a lot of famous books and sentences that I think are well written on Weibo. You can go and have a look."
Lu Yao just smiled and said nothing. Mu Weiyue, who was sitting next to Sheng Chi, withdrew her gaze, picked up the iced American coffee and started drinking.
Nowadays, most illiterate people in the entertainment industry like to create an image of being educated.
If she remembered correctly, a few years ago when Sheng Chi was not yet famous, he established a reading-loving persona. As a result, he shared a list of books with his fans. The fans shared "Big Breasts and Wide Hips" with him, and Sheng Chi responded with a question mark.
That would have been fine, but he also replied, "You should read less of this kind of books in the future, as it affects your physical and mental health."
After the fans explained, he deleted his reply in shame...
[Brother is so hardworking! He never forgets to read even when recording the show. I want him to share the same book list!]
【A good baby who loves reading and learning!】
Si Qian passed by him and glanced at him casually, then took a step back.
She stared at Sheng Chi, or to be exact, read the book in his hand for a long time.
Sheng Chi felt a little uncomfortable being stared at, and raised his head: "What are you doing?"
Si Qian asked: "What book are you reading?"
Sheng Chi was a little impatient: "Haven't you read the Four Great Classics? Dream of the Red Chamber!"
"Why don't you take a closer look before you get back to me."
Si Qian pointed to the cover of his book.
Sheng Chi looked impatient as he picked up the book, turned it over and took a closer look.
Suddenly, his expression changed -
"Qing...Qinglou Dream!"
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