Chapter 9 We met each other at the hungriest age
Fortunately, the snake was not poisonous.
Unfortunately, the snake is not poisonous.
Si Qian sometimes feels that he is a bit of an antisocial personality.
After all, she really wanted Li Chuanze to die.
The director team rushed the person to the hospital, but the program recording had to continue.
Si Qian simply started to make faces in front of the camera.
"Teacher Si, please control your expression."
Director Zheng reminded Si Qian to pay attention to her facial expressions.
Si Qian stood there lazily like a gay man, pointing at the ground below:
“My standing here is my attitude towards the world.”
Director Zheng looked at her with a look of astonishment and winked at her:
"What? You want to cosplay the middle finger and look down on the whole world?"
"No, it's about turning into a big dick and fucking the whole world to death."
[While the words may be crude, the truth is true. Your words are too crude.]
[I feel like Si Qian is acting crazy, I'm trying to figure out if he has a mental problem.]
In the end, Director Zheng covered his ears and ran away.
Looking at the other person's receding back, Si Qian put out the dogtail grass in his mouth:
"Good boy, you dodged faster than the risk warning that popped up in the window when I was watching a movie."
Si Qian has dates all day today, and under such scorching sun, she feels like she's about to wilte.
She stood there and turned back to ask Pei Li:
"Where can we find a cool place now?"
"No need, I've already found it."
Three big question marks slowly appeared on Si Qian's forehead.
Without waiting to speak, the man walked to the shadow in front of her and squatted down, letting out a comfortable sigh:
"Hiss! Cool."
For this behavior, Si Qian sends his sincerest regards:
"Excuse me, where's your face?"
"I have no shame."
“…”
Si Qian simply squatted down and fanned himself with his hands.
"I know a great place for a date, it's air conditioned!"
Pei Li raised an eyebrow: "Mall?"
"Come with me!"
Ten minutes later——
"Are you coming to the court on a date?"
Pei Li stood at the door of the court in Beijing, not knowing what to say for a moment.
Si Qian argued speciously: "It has air conditioning and you can eat melons!"
In the end, based on the principle that they were already there, the two people scanned the code and went in to attend a trial.
This episode deals with a case in which a domestic violence man beat his cheating wife, castrated his mistress and raped her, and the mistress eventually committed suicide out of shame.
She knew every word, but when they were put together she really couldn't understand it.
The trial begins——
Judge: "Why did you abuse your wife?"
Man: "Because she didn't listen to me."
Judge: "So what did you ask her to do?"
Man: "Because I forced her to have sex with a customer."
ah! ?
Judge: "Why did you force her to have sex with clients?"
Man: "Because I'm short of money, I want to go get a girl."
At the trial, a group of people gasped.
Judge: "You're still a whore?!"
Man: "That's not the case. The lady hasn't ordered it many times."
Judge: “Where did the money go?”
Man: "I bought white flour."
The judge's voice cracked: "Are you still smoking?"
Man: "Well, mainly because my brother is addicted and I bought it for him."
Judge: "Then why did you buy it for your friend?"
Man: "Because he saw me dismembering a body."
“…”
After everyone in the audience looked at each other, their facial muscles looked a little stiff.
Is this the price I pay for getting up early?
[By brushing this murderer, all my sins from now on will be wiped out.]
Is this Chinese?
The judge's features were almost wrinkled, as if he hadn't expected so much to be involved:
"So why do you hate your wife so much?"
"At 26, I spent all my savings on the betrothal gift to marry my 46-year-old wife. She hadn't had her period for two months. My whole family was very happy, but when we went to the hospital for a checkup, we found out she was in menopause."
[The two met each other at the age when they were the hungriest.]
[Adolescence meets menopause, creating a different kind of spark [laughing and crying]]
[Just make do! They say an old person in the family is like a treasure.]
After listening to the trial, Si Qian's mouth twitched wildly.
What the hell is this?
Finally, the suspect was sentenced for multiple crimes and looked dissatisfied:
"Isn't it said that confessions will be treated leniently? Why is he sentenced to death?"
“…”
The whole audience was silent.
The suspect was wearing handcuffs. When he left, he suddenly pointed at everyone inside and said fiercely:
"Everyone here, wait for me to come out. I won't let any of you go!"
The audience below was as quiet as a chicken, everyone hunched their necks and acted like quails, not daring to make a sound.
Si Qian was no exception. Just when she was trying to reduce her presence as much as possible, Pei Li beside her suddenly grabbed her and stood up from her seat.
In an instant, everyone's eyes were directed towards them.
Including the murderer who just made such threats.
“What are you doing!?”
Si Qian, who became the target of public criticism, was so scared that she almost died. Her terrified eyes were filled with the words "Do you want to eat oil cakes or not?"
Pei Li glanced at her and said confidently:
"What he said is that he will not let anyone here go."
"So?"
"So we'll be fine if we stand up."
Si Qian looked up at the stage and happened to meet the murderer's eyes.
Si Qian's heart skipped a beat.
The man snorted coldly through his nose.
“…”
Now, although others didn’t remember it, they remembered the two people who stood up.
After coming out of the court, a gust of hot wind blew towards me.
Si Qian's back was covered in cold sweat.
She felt like she was going to collapse.
It feels like taking some kidney supplements and working hard for three days and three nights, then dying of exhaustion as quickly as possible with my soul leaving my body.
Director Zheng took a look and said, "It's almost time. The two teachers can go to our sea view villa."
With that, the staff closed the live broadcast room.
Si Qian got a van from somewhere and waved to Pei Li who was not far away.
“Come up!”
"Where did the car come from?"
"Our company assigned it to me."
Si Qian held the steering wheel with one hand, leaned on the cushion, and squinted his eyes comfortably.
Their company has business all over the country, it's just a car, there's nothing wrong with it.
Just as he was about to get in the car, Pei Li approached it from the side and noticed a yellow sticker on the rear of the car. He frowned and read out the words:
"Real...strength?"
Why is he so unconvinced?
Si Qian got out of the car, his face awkward for a moment, and pointed with an embarrassed finger at the small words at the bottom that had been altered with a black pen:
"It's an internship. I bought the wrong one."
“…”
No wonder, the electric bike almost fell into the ditch last time.
Six o'clock in the evening.
After a day of spending time together, the eight guests returned to the address of the seaside villa given by the director team one after another.
Here, we will spend the next few months together.
Sheng Chi and his partner Lu Yao were the first group of guests to arrive, followed by Fu Xiao and Liu Ye.
Both parties seem to be very satisfied with the partners arranged by the director team.
When he learned that Si Qian was another guest, Sheng Chi's face instantly fell.
"Why is this woman haunting me?"
As soon as he uttered the words, Si Qian slammed on the brakes in his van and came in front of Sheng Chi with a dragon-like tail swing. Then he jumped down from the sky, stretched out his hand and slapped him in the face.
Bang!
The crisp sound was even crisper than the tribute vegetables made by her grandmother.
Si Qian suddenly appeared like a ghost, and smiled sinisterly at Sheng Chi:
"I will spy on you forever, forever!"
"forever!"
The most simple idiots often appear as colleagues.
Pei Li clapped and cheered beside him:
"As soon as he shows his head, he's killed instantly!"
Being slapped in the face in public, Sheng Chi was enraged and clenched his fists. His eyes were almost spitting fire with anger, but when he thought about the last time Fu Xiao was stabbed eight times by her and it was considered a minor injury, the fire was extinguished again.
"What on earth do you want?!"
Si Qian spoke nonsense and answered irrelevant questions:
"Dear~ Can I give you 0 yuan as compensation?"
Fu Xiao pulled the man back at this time and whispered in his ear:
"I'll deal with her then!"
Si Qian appeared behind the two of them at some point. She grabbed Fu Xiao's hair and slapped him in the face several times.
"Who are you going to deal with?"
When the two female guests saw Si Qian's crazy look, they curled up like a little white rabbit, and the words "weak, pitiful and helpless" were almost written on their faces.
Mu Weiyue and Li Chuanze saw this scene when they rushed over.
Li Chuanze looked heartbroken and said, "Si Qian, I never thought you would take advantage of your power to bully others. You were not like this before!"
Bang!
"roll!"
The lackey Fu Xiao stood in front of Li Chuanze like a man with steroids, his face gloomy:
"Who allowed you to touch my brother Li!"
Si Qian did a 360-degree Thomas spin kick:
"You get out too!"
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