Chapter 140: Waving your hand doesn’t mean rejection, but brother, you still need to practice.
Si Qian sipped two cups of milk tea, and Pei Li also took advantage of it. He followed Si Qian with a cup of mango sago in his hand.
While they were eating, Fu Xiao had already found his business card and successfully teamed up with Mu Weiyue.
So far, only Lu Yao, Chi Ye and the two of them are left at the scene.
Seeing that Si Qian was not in a hurry, Pei Li became suspicious: "Mr. Krabs, don't you want to have a seafood feast?"
Logically speaking, she should be the most excited about the big meal.
But Si Qian's abnormal behavior today surprised him a little.
In response, Si Qian just gave him a look that suggested he still had more to learn.
"Do you think that stingy Director Zheng can prepare a seafood feast with shrimp and pork intestines?"
"You might as well trust our Si Qian to make a fortune before Director Zheng treats you to a fancy dinner."
In just two sentences, Director Zheng was badly hurt.
no!
He asked!!
Who spread the rumor that he is stingy?
The cockroach in the corner... Director Zheng pounded the wall angrily.
Teacher Strong, you know Director Zheng well.
The evening garden activities are about to begin, and the park has already started warming up in the afternoon.
There were obviously more people in the park, and many security personnel came early to maintain order.
There was a man in a hat in front of us holding a microphone who randomly stopped passers-by to ask questions.
Before Si Qian and Pei Li could get close, they were stopped by Uncle Hat.
Uncle Hat's legs were still in place, but the microphone in his hand had already stretched out three meters—
"Jingshi Street Legal Education Random Question, Excuse me, beautiful lady, if our family——"
Before the uncle in the hat could even ask the question, Si Qian directly made the Erkang hand gesture.
"I have no home."
【Cannot be selected.】
[Waving your hands doesn't mean you're refusing, it means you still need to practice, brother.]
Uncle Hat: Yes or No. Strong Teacher: Or
【Qianzi has a confrontational personality.】
Si Qian picked up the microphone and began to ask, "Uncle police officer, can I ask you a few questions?"
The policeman immediately straightened his back, patted his chest, and confidently promised Si Qian: "Ask whatever you want. I'm the little prince of legal education in our station. There's nothing I don't know!"
Faced with such a confident young man, Si Qian decided to teach him a lesson.
"Uncle police, overtime is considered illegal income. Can you confiscate the employee's illegal income and impose a fine?"
Police: “Uh…”
"Uncle police, Duoduo keeps chopping, but he can never finish the job. Can I sue him for cheating me?"
Police: “This…”
"Uncle police, my elementary school teacher has passed away. Once a teacher, always a father. His children don't give me a share of the inheritance. Can I sue him?"
Police: “Ah…”
"Uncle police, I have a reward of 1 million but I turned myself in. Can you give me the 1 million? Do I have to pay taxes on this 1 million?"
Police: “Um…”
"Uncle police officer, my boss forced us to give him gifts. If I smoke in front of him, does the secondhand smoke he inhaled count as a gift?"
Police: “Ah, this…”
"Uncle police, if I see a handsome guy and want to date him but he refuses, can I arrest him for violating a woman's will?"
Before the policeman could speak, Pei Li looked over and asked, "What did you say?"
[He is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious, he is anxious!]
[To be honest, I also want to know the answer to Si Qian's question.]
[Police: Don’t scream at me!]
Uncle Hat was in a mixed mood, holding the microphone in his hand, seeming to want to say something but stopping himself.
He opened his mouth and finally waved his hand: "Forget it, you guys go!"
“See you next time!”
Si Qian walked away, but did not forget to turn back and wave goodbye to the uncle in the hat.
Uncle in the Hat looked at the two men's backs as they left, with tears in his eyes.
Woohoo, the captain wants to go back to stand guard!
The policeman was almost depressed by Si Qian's questioning on the spot.
Compared to the leisurely and comfortable atmosphere here, the situation next door is full of farces.
First, Fu Xiao was lying on the ground with his eyes rolled up and out of breath. Chi Ye thought he was rolling on the ground as a performance art and took a few photos of him. Later he found out that he had heatstroke.
Later, Sheng Chi, who came out to eat, was dancing and singing impromptu on the roadside. He was mistaken for a lunatic who had escaped from the hospital and was knocked to the ground with a metal shovel.
Then Ji Mingxuan spat his mouthwash onto an old lady who was digging in the grass. He then apologized to her for a long time. Finally, the old lady couldn't stand it anymore and turned around and cursed, "Are you blind? I'm your uncle!"
During this time, Si Qian's cell phone kept beeping several times as if it was urging him to die.
Pei Li: "Your phone is possessed by evil spirits."
Si Qianda glanced at the message and shook his head: "No, it was a scam text message."
While he was talking, the scammer sent a message -
[Hello, I heard you're having financial difficulties recently. I'm an analyst at Jingshi Securities. I can help analyze what stocks you currently hold.]
Si Qian: [Butt.]
The other party still persisted in sending fake scam words.
[Hello, you were absent from court last time due to credit fraud. Your location has been located via Skynet. Local armed forces and judicial personnel have been notified to execute you at your door. The execution can be revoked by downloading the app and settling all outstanding debts before 6:00 PM. [Web link]]
Si Qian: [Hello, there's no one home. Just leave the bullets at the door. If you're in a hurry, ask the neighbor next door to shoot for you. Thank you.]
The liar stopped talking, and Si Qian wondered where his information had been leaked from.
She copied the other party's phone number and called, but the call was hung up in a second, but the call number showed as Beijing.
Generally speaking, scam calls are from foreign numbers. If they are local, they are most likely a prank between friends.
This number is her private number and no more than twenty people know it. It can only be leaked to friends.
Then, among these twenty people, the one most likely to pull a prank is—
Si Qian looked at the web link sent by the other party and had a rough guess in his mind.
Ten minutes later.
News came from the front line that Ji Mingxuan's phone was infected with a virus. A terrifying ghost picture was directly and forcefully implanted into his phone screensaver and could not be deleted no matter what.
Ji Mingxuan, who failed to steal the chicken but ended up losing the rice, almost broke his back teeth.
As the sky darkened, the lights in the park became bright.
As the number of tourists gradually increased, the number of cosplaying teams organized by the organizers continued to grow, forming a beautiful landscape.
Si Qian ultimately didn't win the 1,000 yuan Best Cosplay Award.
Because Director Zheng forcibly dragged her away to change out of her beggar-like clothes, and also asked the makeup artist to put some light makeup on Si Qian.
Director Wu touched his chin and looked at Si Qian, who was wearing a little white dress and looked gentle as water not far away. He was very satisfied with this outfit.
This is the proper use of your face!
Pei Li, who was waiting outside with milk tea, immediately went to greet Si Qian when he saw her. A smile appeared in his eyes the moment he saw her.
Si Qian held up the hem of her skirt and spun around in front of him: "How is it? Does it look good?"
Pei Li smiled and asked her: "When has Mr. Krabs ever been ugly?"
After saying that, he took out the hairpin he bought at the jewelry store today from his pocket and put it on Si Qian.
A star-shaped hairpin is pinned in the inky hair.
Like the brightest star in the night sky tonight.
Si Qian suddenly patted Pei Li and pointed to the sky: "Look, the moon!"
Pei Li raised his head and saw a bright moon tonight.
It is also a full moon.
Many tourists around were taking pictures of the moon, so Si Qian immediately snatched the camera from Director Zheng's hand and pointed it at the sky.
Snap——
The shutter sounded.
But it didn't come from Si Qian, but from Pei Li next to him.
She was taking pictures of the moon, and he was taking pictures of the moon.
The original picture is on my neck
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