Chapter 338: Car loans weigh on me for two to three years, mortgages weigh on me for thirty years, and my offspring weigh on me in middle and old age
Manager: bur?
【genius!】
Discharged from hospital!
The manager chased Director Zheng, who was drunk and running to the roadside, hugging a tree and crying, and asked him to pay.
When leaving, the manager was cursing and thought he had met a lunatic.
When everyone chased him out, Director Zheng was already lying on the side of the road, attracting a lot of onlookers.
Director Zheng stood still like a reclining Buddha, staring straight at that stick, creating a beautiful scene in itself.
Director Wu, who was disgusted by the embarrassment, went over and dragged him around but failed to shake his position at all.
Is this the calmness of an old artist?
Before everyone could finish observing him like a monkey, Director Zheng stumbled towards Director Wu.
Perhaps it was really uncomfortable lying on the ground in such a cold weather, and the cold wind sobered Director Zheng up a little. At this moment, when he ran towards Director Wu, he looked as aggrieved as a toddler who fell down and was looking for his mother.
It's just that the tremors were felt when walking in Beijing.
Director Wu caressed Director Zheng with heartache...
wallet.
He spoke with pity: "Look at you, you've lost weight because you didn't eat a meal. Give me the money, Lao Zheng, I'll take you to buy food~"
Director Wu, who was patient and persuasive, was like the wolf grandmother who wanted to eat Little Red Riding Hood, with greed gleaming in his eyes.
After stealing the wallet, he added another sentence to cover up his mistake.
“Love is always feeling indebted.”
"I'll buy you something to eat!"
Everyone on the barrage showed no mercy to Director Zheng.
[It's okay to owe it, but what are you doing holding a semi-trailer? ]
If you truly feel you owe it to me, then let Director Zheng go back to Gouxiongling.
If Director Zheng were used to make lard, it would be enough for my family to eat for three years.
[The only difference between Director Zheng and a tank is that he lacks two tracks.]
[It's better to owe it a little, otherwise Director Zheng will get three highs. ]
[How pitiful! A pig as thin as a human.]
[As for Director Zheng's weight, even if you take the square root of it, there's no sign of him being lacking in love.]
【Why are you so malicious towards a car? 】
Director Wu supported Director Zheng and said, "You've lost so much weight..."
The onlookers who recognized the guests also took out their mobile phones to take close-up shots of the two directors' faces.
Some wicked fans even shouted at Director Zheng in the middle of the crowd:
"Director Zheng, don't listen, it's a bad review!"
"Don't be sad, Director Zheng. Everyone has different physiques. Even if you eat less, you won't necessarily be as thin as others!"
The braver sisters even fired at the person directly in the face.
A girl in the crowd was holding a phone case with Director Zheng's photo printed on it, and she was taking photos non-stop with a look of excitement on her face.
"Director Wu, take good care of your husband!"
“Stick!!”
Director Wu reflexively pushed Director Zheng away.
Director Zheng was caught off guard and fell flat on his face.
Director Zheng, who endured all this alone, just sat up and looked at everyone in confusion, raised his hand and pinched the tip of his nose which was red from the cold.
Director Wu lost face and dignity and just wanted to escape the scene as quickly as possible.
For a person, being looked at by everyone is like being tortured to death by slow slicing.
…
The farce was over, but Director Zheng was still not fully awake, so Director Wu was forced to cue the next process - the Couple DIY Experience Hall.
Before heading to the next destination, Director Wu was worried that the same overtaking problem would happen again, so he sat in the driver's seat and left the passenger seat to Director Zheng.
The barrage of comments kept saying they were hooked.
Coincidentally, when they were waiting for the traffic light, they met the black car that had cut in today.
The other party probably thought that the passenger seat and the driver's seat were the two beauties from the daytime, so he stopped in the right lane, rolled down the window and blew a hooligan whistle.
"Beauty!"
Just at this moment, Director Zheng had a mouthful of thick phlegm stuck in his throat, which opened a crack in the car window.
“he~tui!”
A mouthful of phlegm was accurately spat into the mouth of the driver next to him.
The man in the opposite cab's pupils suddenly contracted: "..."
This taste...
wrong!
His entire back was stiff and tense, and he mechanically turned his head in disbelief to look at the passenger seat across from him...
Between traffic lights, pedestrians passing through the intersection could only hear the sharp roar of the black car!
"Fuck it——"
Beep!
Before the other party could finish swearing, the car behind him started honking its horn frantically.
The black car whose spellcasting was interrupted caught up with Director Wu's car, determined to get an explanation.
But Si Qian was still adding fuel to the fire, giving a thumbs up to the driver outside——
"Oh, what an ugly fellow!"
Inside the car, Mu Weiyue, sitting next to Si Qian, humbly asked: "What does this mean?"
Si Qian was also kind enough to provide some scientific information to everyone.
"In ancient times, wealthy people bought young and beautiful women to use as spittoons. They were called beauty spittoons. This one is ugly, so it's called ugly spittoon."
“…”
“…”
【I'm disgusted.】
【Teacher Si doesn't need to be so knowledgeable and talented.】
[It seems that Mr. Si is dedicated to giving nicknames to all the bitches around him.]
[Boss Pei's nickname is a term of endearment!]
Director Wu used his excellent driving skills to get rid of the black car in just a few laps.
They also left behind the car of the program crew that was following behind them.
Si Qian could only send the destination in the group chat and everyone would meet up there later.
"This is the first time I've been pursued by a man."
Director Wu held the steering wheel and spoke with lingering fear, not realizing how ambiguous his words were.
There was an eerie silence in the car for a moment.
In the end, it was Si Qian who spoke with high emotional intelligence: "Then you can't do it. I've been fought over by seven or eight men at the same time."
Upon hearing the gossip, Mu Weiyue was no longer sleepy. She immediately sat up with her eyes as big as copper bells.
"when?!"
Not only Mu Weiyue, but even the two people behind who had never gotten along well with each other said in unison at this moment -
"How come I don't know?"
"Why shouldn't I know?"
Li Chuanze realized that he was a little excited and looked out the window as if nothing had happened.
Seeing they'd been tricked, Si Qian cleared his throat and spoke seriously, "When I was leaving the high-speed rail station, seven or eight drivers surrounded me and asked me where I was going."
Everyone: "......?"
Is her mind alright?
"This is probably the most I've ever been fought over by men in my life."
Si Qian seemed to be savoring the taste and made two clicks of his tongue.
[The boss is inexplicably angry and laughs, so this is how I feel right now. 】
After hearing this, I concluded the following six points:
Every time I don’t know what to say, I don’t know what to say.
【As far as I know, I know nothing.】
[Si Qian, remember this. No matter what you remember, just remember it!]
Among the six people, Director Wu is the most emotionally stable.
Si Qian sighed: "It seems Director Wu has a really good temper. He remains calm even when he's teased and bullied."
“…”
Director Wu smiled on the surface, but he was miserable inside.
"Do you really think I have a good temper? I'm just speechless because of life."
The car loan and mortgage loan weighed down his old bones, and he was bullied like a grandson by the program crew.
He gripped the steering wheel and sighed.
"My car loan will weigh me down for two to three years, my mortgage will weigh me down for thirty years, and my offspring will weigh me down in middle and old age!"
【Wake up, you have no offspring!】
[Director Zheng is also a talented player with an abstract mind.]
What is the purpose of life?
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