Chapter 341 The first sword on the shore, kill the one you love first
The sweet but not greasy cream melts in your mouth, with the sour and sweet taste of blueberry jam, and the cake is baked just right.
"How about it?"
Si Qian immediately looked at him expectantly.
After tasting it carefully, Pei Li commented: "I think the mango flavor should be better."
Si Qian agreed: "I think so too. I think it would taste better if it were made into mango flavor."
A box of cake, and the two of them ate it sitting on the sofa.
The four-inch cake wasn't that big, but the two of them managed to eat it for half an hour.
"Are you looking for me tonight not just for cake?"
Although he asked this question, Pei Li's tone was firm.
Si Qian looked over while hugging the pillow on the sofa, and confessed obsessively: "I don't know why, but I just miss you a little tonight..."
I especially want to eat something sweet.
Pei Li glanced sideways, a faint smile in his eyes: "What do you miss about me?"
Si Qian blurted out without thinking: "I want to hold you while sleeping!"
“…”
As soon as the words came out, Si Qian realized that something was wrong and tried to make amends.
However, his mouth quickly turned into——
"I just want to sleep with you, not just your body!"
“…”
I wanted to slap myself to death.
Pei Li really liked to see her speaking without thinking and then frantically explaining and making amends afterwards. It was particularly vivid and lively.
Regarding her abnormal behavior tonight, let’s rule out the possibility of being possessed by evil spirits.
He pointed it out directly.
"You're ovulating."
“…It seems so!”
Si Qian came to his senses and counted on his fingers, and it was indeed these two days.
No wonder...
She asked why she had been thinking about men these days, and it turned out that this was the problem.
Her life was controlled by hormones!
Si Qian stood up and touched the bridge of his nose: "It's okay, I'm going back!"
She was afraid that if she stayed there that night, his beastly nature would go mad and Pei Li's innocence would be in jeopardy.
Before Pei Li could stop him, Si Qian, who was fleeing in panic, raised his head and slammed into the door as if he had drunk fake wine.
“Ouch!”
The pain was so severe that tears burst out of her eyes.
The man who was leisurely staring at her back and couldn't help laughing heard a loud noise and his heart almost skipped a beat.
Pei Li's face suddenly changed. He rushed forward to check the wound, and asked anxiously, "Where did you hit?!"
"It's okay, it's okay!"
Feeling embarrassed, Si Qian gritted her teeth, pushed him away, and ran away covering her head.
When she returned to her room, she immediately locked the door.
There is a horn on the head.
I pressed the big bag lightly with my hand.
"hiss--"
She gasped in pain.
Bang bang——
There is someone knocking at the door, and you don't have to guess who it is.
She picked up her phone and Pei Li's message came right away.
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [Is it serious?]
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [Open the door.]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [I refuse. It's shameful.]
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [Please.]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [That won’t work either.]
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [I'll leave the medicine at the door for you. Remember to apply it, okay?]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [OK.]
…
The next morning, Si Qian went downstairs with a horn on his head.
Mu Weiyue was the first to notice her abnormality: "Teacher Si, what's wrong with your forehead?"
"Bumped into the door."
After saying that, she pulled her bangs twice to try to cover the bag.
One reason is that I don’t want people to worry.
The second reason is that it is really unsightly.
【What happened last night? 】
[Teacher Si, did you catch the flower thief in the middle of the night and beat him up?]
[This description is a bit abstract.]
Today, they are going to the Museum of Broken Relationships in the neighboring city S.
This museum was popular for a while several years ago, and was later nicknamed the "non-mainstream museum" by netizens.
Of course, as a once-popular internet celebrity attraction, there are still many people coming here now.
But everyone came here out of curiosity and to watch the fun.
To put it bluntly, it's just for fun.
As soon as we arrived at the entrance of the museum, there was a sign with white letters on a blue background, which read:
The wind of missing you still blows to the Museum of Broken Relationships.
The key point is that there are several foreigners standing next to the sign and taking pictures to check in.
There were even enthusiastic foreign tourists who asked the program guests to help take a few photos for them.
Even the sex toy shop next to the museum was not spared.
Afterwards, a few foreigners flipped through the photo album and praised it in broken Chinese: "Instagram style!"
Si Qian leaned over to take a look. Wow, xx restaurant, xx sales office, garbage collection...
It turns out that the words that you can’t understand are the most advanced.
【Ins style = no imprint. 】
[Where on earth did Director Zheng find this ancient true god?]
[Dating variety show guests collectively visit the Museum of Broken Relationships, is this right?]
Six hundred and sixty-six. Salt is no longer salty.
After the little episode, the guests entered through the main door.
The exhibits in the Museum of Broken Relationships are all items used in their lives together and donated by heartbroken people from all over the country.
And there is a short story underneath each one.
When the tear-jerking song is played, the effect is amazing.
The entrance to the museum is a wall of love quotes, with sentences that can be called non-mainstream, such as "Unrequited love is the most harmful thing."
Si Qian felt that there should be a song here called "I Should Wander Around in the Jianghu".
…
The curator led everyone on a tour inside.
First, we came to the graffiti signature wall, and the curator said: "You can write anything on it, whether it's for your ex, your current partner, or yourself."
Si Qian took the lead and quickly picked up the marker to write a line of words——
"The first sword I strike when I get ashore is to kill the one I love."
After finishing, she threw the pen into the pen holder and clapped her hands.
I am satisfied no matter how I look at it.
"How wonderful!"
Pei Li followed up with:
"One day, with a sword in hand, I will kill all the treacherous dogs in the world."
[…? ]
[Teacher Si, even if you dare to write, I dare not read it.]
[He asked you to write, so you two actually did it? ]
[It doesn't look like acting.]
[You two even said the same thing.]
Those who have exes also wrote down their good wishes for their exes (with sweet words).
After signing, we went up to the second floor for a tour.
There is a sentence posted on each step.
"Do you remember the first gift you gave each other?"
"Do you remember the harsh words we said during our first argument?"
"Do you remember where we took our first photo together?"
“…”
A tear-jerking song was played in the quiet venue.
Si Qian, who didn't have an ex-boyfriend, felt numb inside. Perhaps it was the right atmosphere, the guests with ex-boyfriends were already in tears.
The carefree Si Qian moved to Pei Li's side and whispered to him.
Si Qian: "How does it feel to be heartbroken?"
Pei Li: "I don't know. I've never been heartbroken before."
Si Qian: "Then let's try a shallow split first?"
Pei Li: “……?”
Of course, Pei Li would not be stupid enough to agree to Si Qian's wild idea.
"You're dreaming!"
Si Qian: "Either full marks or shallow marks!"
Pei Li: "I can't even do differentials!"
Si Qian looked at the people behind him wiping their tears, sighed and pretended to be nonchalant.
"Okay then, I won't be this heartless dog anymore."
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