Chapter 115 Impossible, absolutely impossible!
[So I’m here to support this couple, what are you doing here?]
I thought I'd have no worries if I looked like this, but I didn't expect I'd have to edit my photos.
Teacher Strong rejected your advances and threw a piece of wood at you.
If I had a face like Teacher Strong, I would accept it even if it meant driving a luxury car and living in a mansion.
[What nonsense! That's not called photo editing, that's called restoring beauty.]
When Ji Mingxuan heard Si Qian's answer, the corners of his mouth twitched violently.
I want to say something, but it seems like there is nothing to say.
Next one——Liu Ye.
[Send a message to your ex-boyfriend asking what you are doing.]
Liu Ye thought about it and realized that his ex-boyfriend was not that bad, so he took out his phone, found his ex-boyfriend in the list and sent a message -
Liu Ye: What are you doing?
On the other end of the phone, the chat box kept showing that the other party was typing, but no message came in.
After waiting for about five minutes, Liu Ye became a little impatient.
"Forget it, I admit defeat this time."
The moment the words fell, the phone vibrated.
The other side directly sent a long speech——
[Amitabha, today my heart is filled with gratitude for your kindness, and I can hardly contain myself. Your appearance is like the Buddha's light, illuminating my originally peaceful heart. Every time I see you, I feel a surge of longing...]
This 500-word essay is so eloquent that it makes one's scalp tingle.
Everyone present had an emoji of the old man on the subway using his cell phone.
Liu Ye picked out his toes in embarrassment.
"Your ex-boyfriend is quite... unique."
It took Lu Yao a long time to search his mind for a fairly pertinent word.
"We were dating before, but he became a monk halfway through..."
Director Zheng couldn't help but tease him: "You've even hooked up with Qing Leng Buddhist."
Pei Li immediately offered a bad idea: "Hurry up and reply to him, 'I am not talented enough to win your favor, sir. I have disturbed you for a long time, please don't blame me.'"
【Boss Pei is adding to the chaos.】
["The cold Buddhist son's eyes turn red, and his lovely wife dotes on him!"]
[I can laugh for three years when I talk about this kind of thing secretly.]
Everyone was laughing, only Si Qian, a kind-hearted person, gave Liu Ye some advice.
"Keep the door closed, or someone won't come to your house to beg for alms."
Teacher Strong's words are as sharp and sarcastic as ever.
[Another piece of black material has been added to Sister Ye’s career. ]
【Talk about someone who can make people talk about it for a lifetime. 】
Next one——Fu Xiao.
Do you have a close friend of the opposite sex who you are not in a relationship with? What has he or she done that touched you?
When Fu Xiao saw the question, he thought about it carefully and shook his head: "There is no opposite sex, but there are same-sex people with whom I have a good relationship."
Director Zheng: "Be detailed!"
"He's my good friend. He injured his foot playing basketball and had to wear a cast. One day after class, the road to the dormitory was flooded up to my knees and I couldn't get through. He came over and carried me across. We both got caught in the rain, and he even made me ginger tea..."
"Sometimes I wish he were a woman."
Speaking of this, Fu Xiao's expression was somewhat moved.
The others, on the other hand, looked thoughtful.
Si Qian stroked his chin and said seriously: "Does your brother often hug you and say things like 'Brother, you smell so good'?"
"How do you know?"
Netizens on the barrage have already given the answer.
[My buddy treats you as his wife, and you treat my buddy as your brother.]
【Brother, close your eyes and enter. 】
【He can't be your woman, but you can be his woman. 】
If love lasts forever, why worry about the father-in-law and mother-in-law?
"Brothers are brothers. Brothers cannot become wives. If you become a wife, you can no longer pat your brother on the shoulder and travel the world with him. If you become a wife, you can only huddle together in the quilt at night and dive into the hotbed of desire and love. Therefore, brothers can only be wives! Oh no! I mean... so wives can only be brothers. Sorry... I mean... brothers!"
Fu Xiao saw that the eyes of the group of people looking at him were gradually becoming abnormal, and he looked puzzled.
He didn't understand what was going on and was a little anxious: "What are you all laughing at?"
no
What are they laughing at?
The kind-hearted Pei Li opened a video on his mobile phone.
He turned up the volume to the maximum, and his clear and melodious explanation reached the ears of everyone present.
A 20-year-old Indian man was tricked by his friend into going to a hospital for sex reassignment surgery. When he woke up, his friend told him, "I changed you from a man to a woman. Now you have to be with me. I've arranged for a lawyer to prepare for your marriage."
Fu Xiao: ""
Director Wu gave Fu Xiao an affirmative look: "You understood correctly, your brother might like you."
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
Fu Xiao was unwilling to accept this fact, but there are always people who enjoy watching the fun.
For example, Director Zheng said: "Why don't you ask the other person if he is interested in you?"
Fu Xiao, who was determined to succeed, immediately called his friend.
The other side responded almost instantly——
"Hey, what's up?"
"I'm asking you, are you interested in me?"
Fu Xiao went straight to the point and asked.
Everyone held their breath and subconsciously pricked up their ears to listen.
One second.
Two seconds.
…
One minute.
There was no response from the other end for a long while, but everyone already had the answer.
Fu Xiao was about to hang up the phone with trembling hands when a weak voice finally came from the other end. Upon closer listening, it sounded a little lacking in confidence.
"How did you know?"
beep--
Fu Xiao hung up the phone in a panic.
He took a deep breath.
What happened tonight was too much of a shock for him, and he needed to digest it.
[Brother, no matter which of you becomes sister-in-law, can you graft the cut one on me? Smile and look back.jpg]
[After you two get together, there will be two fewer bachelors in the world [with a polite smile]]
[Fu Xiao, listen to me, a scholar. These days are full of chaos and war. It doesn't matter where you go.]
After a farce, it's the next person's turn.
This time it’s Sheng Chi.
[Check hidden albums.]
"No! Absolutely not!"
The first second he saw the question, Sheng Chi stood up excitedly and crossed his hands in a gesture of rejection.
"I accept the punishment!"
Seeing him jumping up and down with excitement, Director Zheng looked at him as if he were a lunatic.
"If it's not possible, then it's not possible. Why are you so excited?"
Realizing that his reaction was a bit too intense, Sheng Chi scratched his head in embarrassment and hid his phone behind him.
He has hidden photo albums containing intimate photos with more than a dozen girlfriends. If they are exposed, he will be doomed.
【There's something fishy going on. 】
【Looking at this reaction, Sheng Chi is about to collapse. 】
Of course, many fans also rushed to the live broadcast room to control the comments.
[Photo albums are inherently private, so it's normal not to want to make them public!]
[Even if your family's owner collapses, my family won't collapse. Shut up!]
[Awesome!]
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